The Mephitis 2/20/2018 8:29pm

Captain Pirate

For our first mission, I pulled a rabbit out of a hat....(READ MORE)

Ventura 2/19/2018 8:14pm

Hartwell ELEC III

I never thought I'd be happy to take orders from a brain in a jar. But an airship needs a chain of command to operate smoothly, and after Captain Michael Peters left on one of his mysterious excursions, there was an ensuing free-for-all that could have ruined a lesser ship. But not the Ventura! This electrical marvel demands better, and if that means a consciousness barely contained in a kilo or two of biomass and an enormous electrical field, then so be it. At least the brain isn't completel...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 2/18/2018 9:04pm

Elvin Nelson

Oh boy things sure are getting busy here on the old Volcanic Island! I've lost track of Doctor Maraca and the Captain and the old crew but I'm sure everything is just as fine for them as it is for me! Not long after our big arrival party, there were MORE visitors, and these ones were bearing gifts! Whisky, guns, gasoline, and then cell phones, semiconductors, solar energy! Just most recently it's cryptocurrency, smart contracts, and drones. I'm living with the chief's daughter up on top of the h...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 2/17/2018 8:59pm

Grace Gearhorn

The Eyes Without A Face has been airborne for a few days. The discovery of store of spidersilk canvas in an abandoned warehouse in Grasshoppertown was key--the Captain redeeming himself with his discovery. Using the Grasshopper folk's native wind-powered electrical grid, we were able to produce enough electrolysis to fill the bags. On top of that, a wind has finally perked up, which means the sails the Captain traded our engines for are finally useful! We left with the first breeze. We brou...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 2/16/2018 7:18pm

Propeller Pete

Do you want to know the secret of how the Golden Stone navigates the icy air? Our propellers are snowflakes, and I’m the one who makes them. I take my snowflake wand and place it in the snowflake sauce and blow and blow and blow till my cheeks puff out and my face turns red and out comes a perfectly formed propeller, no two alike....(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 2/15/2018 9:39pm

Starry Skye

So I'm in the Rainbow Zone, the most popular milk bar the Uranographia Fields, when a fight breaks out between a pair of star tramps. Bam! Pow! They spilled my milk when they crashed on my table! All pretty normal for the Rainbow Zone. But when they cleared out I noticed there was a neat little package sitting on my chair. "Well THAT wasn't there before!" All tied up with string and in very clear handwriting in black pen: THE SADIE HAWKINS. Was this package left for me? The tumblin...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 2/13/2018 10:37pm

Clammy Hamsphere

The reception on the tiny black and white TV my brothers and I share has been bad, on account of the dark clouds and heavy rain. The lightning strike on the antenna electrocuted many rats and their x-rays were visible on our television and burned into our minds. So we did not see the episode where the Dragon's Tooth returned our ill-gotten treasure maybe they will repeat it during the hiatus. We saw the preview for "War on the Mermaid Imperium" and it looked really good! But after...(READ MORE)

Atlas 2/12/2018 8:56pm

Trix the Aviatrix

Congratulations to all crew members on the completion of our first successful job completed as a team - and a warm welcome to our newest crew member Alex. Although they've been a bit mysterious as to their past and certain things like where they actually found a cursed Peruvian talisman, I'm sure they'll fit right in, and that whatever knowledge they disclose will be invaluable. On the subject of our first job though, I feel it was an unqualified success. Things were a bit tense at first, as the...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 2/11/2018 8:27pm

Whisper Genius

It's been a week since The Flying Comrade came and picked up Scruffy. The crew looked quite confident in their spiffy uniforms, but Scruffy had that wild look in his eyes when they put him in the muzzle and halter. I hope the stall they built for him was strong enough--people tend to underestimate the strength of guinea pigs even when they're the size of an SUV. We included crates of carrots and a dozen bales of Timothy Hay, but what if he got confused and angry when they were airborne? Did he s...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Invictus 2/2/2018 11:08pm

Nathan Hill

To the Crew of the Invictus: the Labour of the Squirrels remains in the clearing southwest of the Seat of the Squirrels, capitol of the Squirrel Kingdom. We were under the impression that you were removing them from the clearing and transporting them to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook. Did we misunderstand? Should we engage the services of a different owner-operated franchisee member of Zephyr Air Transport to contract this work to? A side benefit, however, to this delay in...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson

Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

Araceli 1/29/2018 7:56pm

Great Mama Two-hands

Oh you're very kind, Leila. I'm just sure Jimmy Three-hands will love those pies. You have a safe trip to Shark Country. They say those sharks are loud, and it can be a little scary. If you get scared you can take a big whiff of my pies and I'm sure it will calm you right down. And don't let Jimmy Three-hands scare you either, when he looks at you with those three big green eyes of his....(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 1/27/2018 2:18pm

Wild Dick Reardon

Hey there Buckaroos! A mighty thanks for accepting my job--transporting a small herd of the wildest buckin' seahorses in the Seven Seas to the Grand International Oceanic Stock Show in Atlantia in time for the big hoedown next month. But it looks like Moe's takin' some time off, and wasn't sure if this job got handed off properly there on the ol' Thot Slayer. Are you skypokes headin' my way to get these sea ponies to the underwater rodeo on time or what? Let me know, because if these buckin' bea...(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin

Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am


Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII

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Voyager 1/23/2018 8:01pm

Captain Annie

After a few long years of training, I finally have the skills to be captain of my mother's airship. I accept this as my first job as captain of the Voyager!...(READ MORE)

The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts

22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm


This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am


the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl

Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am


Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am


Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II

Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)