ALL SHIPS' LOGS

Matte Kudasai 5/26/2018 10:41pm

Billy Sabab


That haul of cursed vintage arcade games from Psychic High School makes an unholy racket. Haunted pinball machines, possessed pachinko machines, love testers, grip testers, vindictive weight & fortune machines, angry punching bag machines--they're all going off in the hold at once and yelling at each other with all the bells and buzzers they've got. Nobody's had a good night's sleep for days. Soon we'll land at Old Crag Station to meet the collector I know--Old Craig. Old Craig bought Ol...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 5/24/2018 10:23pm

Clammy Hamsphere


To watch the finale of the War on the Mermaid Imperium: THE IMPERIUM STRIKES BACK story arc, we had to move to my other brother's apartment. Like me and my other other brother, he has an apartment above a convenience store on 273rd street and Broadway in the other Tri-City. One brother for each wife. We'd been at my other brother's for so long, I forgot what a hassle it was to move the big old black and white TV from one hovel to another. All the tubes and wires are really complicated, and it to...(READ MORE)

Araceli 5/23/2018 9:00pm

Jimmy Three-hands


I could tell I was on the Bakemono Road as soon as I smelled the skunk. I was sure I had taken a wrong turn over a particular snow-capped butte, but when I turned around and flew back the way I came, it was nowhere to be found! So I turned around again and that's when I smelled it on the air. It was the skunk. And I had been tricked into finding Bakemono Road. Which is the only way to find it, since it's a road that keeps hidden and shifting before your very eyes, and if you're not careful then...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 5/22/2018 9:01pm

Captain Pirate


Thunderheads over Chichen Itza, I can see the postcard in my hand. The observatory is in the foreground, and the Mephitis is looking for a place to batten down for the storm. No way we're going to get sucked up in those roiling black clouds, so if I can just find space open enough to land and stake her down we'll minimize the damage at least... but the tourists are all screaming and the rain starts pouring down and the field becomes a puddle all the corndogs on the ground and when the lightin...(READ MORE)

Ventura 5/21/2018 9:14pm

Violet Bailey


Ensign Violet Bailey here. Is anybody else picking up weird signals when they're in the head? I don't even need my transistor anymore, I just walk in there and ohmygoditshappeningagain-- BIOWAVE MANIFOLD TELEMETRY REPORT itsfillingmyhead-- SWIMMING ELECTRICITY STEAM LOTUS MANIFESTATION IS GREEN itssolouditsbreakingmyears MOON ANGEL 1 REPORTING MOON ANGEL 1 REPORTING I CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING icantbelieveitshappening The floor is soft....(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 5/20/2018 7:22pm

Sgt. Rico


*Alright, Red Team, get those headlights on. We can't see a thing through your cams, over.* *Uh, copy that, Sarge. Lamps on. Over.* *Tell us what we're seeing here, Corporal. Over.* *Well, Sarge, It's like a garden. In the dark. We followed those tendrils from the bridge, down through all the decks, and they seem to be sprouting out from the hold. We blasted the lock off the door and went in. It' humid, sir, with kind of a rotting smell to it. Like compost. There's vines growin' up over...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 5/19/2018 5:55pm

Elvin Nelson


Oh boy this medallion in my head is starting to ACHE! It’s been trying to tell me something ever since we started rolling in all our coconut-currency dough. And that is that true happiness doesn’t come from mere wealth accumulation, but from making the world a better place. Which is why we’ve decided to invest our newly-found riches in Blimp Nurseries! You know—those spindly cotton cloud constructions where blimps are born, crawling along the vapor trails like a million baby spiders...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 5/18/2018 6:39pm

Grace Gearhorn


With the Eyes Without A Face as his personal wrist-mounted drone, Orin has become the envy of all his friends. We were able to remove the motor from a broken bath toy and install it as the engine on the ship (though it takes three crew members to wind it up, it still beats those damn sails). We've convinced Orin to wear a terrycloth wristband (which we found at the bottom of his toy chest) and are able to connect to it securely using the ship's docking clamps. This arrangement keeps Orin's d...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 5/16/2018 10:01pm

Betty Tempestarii


The barometric pressure is falling! The wind is picking up! Is a storm headed this way? Tune in tonight at 10 to find out! Catch me, the Weather Witch, on channel 13, for all the latest reports. Flying an airship is dangerous work, especially over the poles, and somebody on the Golden Stone has got to keep track of the weather--or spice it up when things get dull. You can usually find me in my lab--the glass bubble mounted in the tail of the ship. But when it's time to command the storm, you'...(READ MORE)

Atlas 5/14/2018 8:59pm

Alex Marleybone


Ever since we found the mining machine (although my thoughts of it was much more...magnificent than what it actually is), it is now prepared for testing that will occur soon, and may get us wealthy off of some gems. Finally after all this trouble, this journey may be finally worth it in the end, and we may move on. However, my ears bring some strange rumors of a difference about me. Admittedly, the long walk of the desert with the Captain and the relics, which are prepared to be sold to potentia...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 5/13/2018 7:42pm

Slobodkina


I’m thrilled to have been accepted as the newest crew member of the Thot Slayer! They were so accommodating about letting me take time off right away, on account of the vacation I already had planned. I’ll be starting school as soon as I return, which is full time, and if everything goes according to plan I’ll graduate in about three years. After that I’m scheduled for a graduate program, which will last another two, followed by a stint in the Forever Corps, which is how I’m planning o...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 5/12/2018 4:41pm

Whisper Genius


Raiding giant produce farms had been the bread and butter of the Guinea Pig Red Liberation Army. They know how to sniff them out from the air, and security is low enough that an airborne approach is usually successful. They're adept with the winches and pulleys and can fill the hold with huge carrots and heads of lettuce. I've told them if they want my experience on board as an advisor then we need to up our game. They squeak and look attentive during my presentations via the view screen, but th...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 5/11/2018 10:44pm

Count Almaviva


Non passò molto tempo prima che incontrassimo gli Amaretti. Bianche e soffici come nuvole, ma affilate e pericolose come le lame rituali che brandivano. Aspetta, non è la stessa cosa due volte? Per quanto pericolose fossero le armi che brandivano? Lo ammetto, potrebbe essere esagerato, ma quando siamo passati oltre Saronno, gli Amaretti ci hanno invaso come api, materializzandosi dalle nuvole e nella nostra stessa nave! Una procedura d'imbarco estremamente efficiente. Questi non erano norma...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 5/9/2018 10:18pm

Armando Lupiz


The three-eyed purple llama trade is a bit rougher than we were led to believe. Wooley Shebs they call them, and the most powerful families compete so aggressively for them they're not beyond piracy, hijacking, and other forms of armed robbery to take them from one another. It's clear why no one else is willing to take this work, but they've also discovered that the Sadie Hawkins is no pushover. We're well equipped to handle the limited weapons technology of these planetoid dwellers, and though...(READ MORE)

The Knight Snug 4/29/2018 5:26pm

Facewoods


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The Holy Bibbizle 4/29/2018 2:32am

Grape Man Jones


God bless The Holy Bibbizle...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass


Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud


Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Invictus 2/2/2018 11:08pm

Nathan Hill


To the Crew of the Invictus: the Labour of the Squirrels remains in the clearing southwest of the Seat of the Squirrels, capitol of the Squirrel Kingdom. We were under the impression that you were removing them from the clearing and transporting them to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook. Did we misunderstand? Should we engage the services of a different owner-operated franchisee member of Zephyr Air Transport to contract this work to? A side benefit, however, to this delay in...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson


Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin


Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am

Veedle


Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII


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Voyager 1/23/2018 8:01pm

Captain Annie


After a few long years of training, I finally have the skills to be captain of my mother's airship. I accept this as my first job as captain of the Voyager!...(READ MORE)

The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts


22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm

Trix


This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am

Tate


the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl


Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am

AyeAyeCaptain


Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am

smollbeanboii


Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II


Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)