ALL SHIPS' LOGS

Matte Kudasai 6/17/2025 10:43pm

Billy Sabab

"They are really shrewd negotiators," I said, "It's those eyes..." said Shipman Eva. "And the way they twitter their claws." "And that we have no other choice," Eva said. "They could tear their way through the ship in no time." I looked back at the doll headed spider creatures, conferring in a huddle. "You can see why they call them Haunted Dolls," I said. "At least it's not really out of our way. It might even be...(READ MORE)

The Sightline 6/15/2025 2:56pm

Jan Janssson

The four-dimensional paperclips protruding from the wall in my basement man cave are definitiely interfering in the reception of parades on my big screen TV. We watched the big military parade yesterday ready to see the ICBMs and the soldiers goose stepping in their crisp dress blues and the electric shock cables and it turned out to be more like the national guard walking down main street on the Fourth of July! They looked just like regular everyday people driving old army surplus down to the V...(READ MORE)

agro 6/13/2025 9:55pm

Sour Pineapple

"Hello Mandy." "Aw, Piney!" She gives me a big sticky sentient slime hug. "Take a seating mold and let me get you a peptide." The 8063 seeding station is pretty empty. Seems like Mandy's got it all to herself. "Where is everybody?" I ask. Mandy returns with the bulbs and a couple straws. "Oh, you know. With the robots getting smarter and the annual efficiency targets, main office says 'do with less!' and keeps cutting staff. Really, it's...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 6/11/2025 11:04pm

S. Glenn

Seeing Becky threw me off, but I had a schedule to keep. I left the vacuum train station and headed across the plaza. Morning commuters were heading all different ways. Even a group of small children in uniforms walking in two neat rows. Things were busy, but not crowded. The Orbital Living Structure socio-engineers kept things orderly. Growth was strictly controlled, visitors were all registered, and people's daily paths were largely predictable. Within statistical generalities. The occasional...(READ MORE)

base 1 6/9/2025 9:09pm

Gabardine

Pen Leak Protocol seems to have failed. We were refused by the Dry Cleaner. This base may have been compromised. Come to think of it I'm not even sure which base this is. Initiating Traveling Jacket Warehouse Calibration....(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 6/7/2025 10:58pm

Private Vervet

"I feel like everybody's staring at us." "That's because everybody is staring. Are you going to eat your fries?" "It's like they've never seen a cybernetic war monkey before." "Well, only in those videos. Frankly it's not a good look." "It explains why they give us such a wide berth." "Well, we're looking to get noticed. Hopefully they'll send a S.W.A.T. team or something in for us soon." "What?! They'll shoot us...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 6/5/2025 8:14pm

Zephyr Ambulance LTD

"A Junior Harbormaster doesn't have much in the way of quarters," said Ashleigh from Accountable Care. "Not much better than a candy striper." "It's a junior position," I said. "Like a residency." "This resident certainly had time for hobbies," said Chief Clinical Officer. It was true. L. Sky's cabin was filled with model airships. The "Blimp in a Bottle" style popular with retired Surgeon Generals. Dozens of them. "Lo...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 6/3/2025 9:25pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

MARMIE: There, in the corner. DIDEL: Grinni, are you getting this? *Grainy image of young skunks at a salon, lounging on pillows, walls draped in fabric, a large hooka in the foreground* GRINNI: Positive ID on the girl. Looks like cousins Carla and Spritz on either side. MARMIE: I'll take the cousins. DIDEL: And I'll be taking Candy out for a breath of fresh air. Mr. Tailium, are you in position? PREHEN: Roger that. Standing by at the fountain. Over....(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 6/1/2025 10:29pm

Lasso Pout

"Well Paradise sure ain't what it seemed," I said to @Soap Lotus as we moseyed down the dirt road behind the kids. Them kids weren't any fun at all, and even less so now we knew they were armed. "So, you kids work for the sheriff?" Soap Lotus hollered. The kids weren't in a talking mood, just kept peddling their bikes down the dirt road. "Where I come from," Soap Lotus continued, "we had a name for punks who worked for the cops. We called them snitches...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 5/30/2025 8:08pm

Harry Otter

"Soft and squishy, ain't it?" It was Big Bulldog, pointing his own flashlight my way. "And the air's a bit fetid," I said, picking myself up and dusting myself off. Big Bulldog took a big snort through his snout. "Ahhhhh..." he breathed out. "It's that fishy smell I like. But industrial strength!" It smelled even more like the reptile house at the zoo "Sealed off all the airways, I reckon," said Big Bulldog. "Ready to go f...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 5/28/2025 8:36pm

Kendall Warren

The trail of sparkles was getting harder to discern. "I mean, this whole place is full of sparkles," said the navigator. And it wasn't just his DTs. Between the shimmering silver fruits and the auroras and the shiny dew that floated up from the mossy ground... "Well, there's always tracks. A galloping reindeer on this mossy ground..." said captain @Ace Boeman. "I'm a navigator, not a tracker," said the navigator. "I'm a tracker!" said Josh. I...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 5/26/2025 10:26pm

Lt. Denkt

We sped from the beach and into the jungle. Mercifully, Captain @katelynn gamboled along. "That's an odd blimp," said Khlebnikov. "It's an old crusty weather balloon," said Dranitsyn. The sky was dark but the white sand of the beach caught enough of the starlight to light it up. It was horrific. Bloated like a balloon, yes. But fleshy, stretched and obese. Dressed in rags, ready to burst, with a wretched pointy nose and gnarled yellow teeth bared in a rictus grin....(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 5/24/2025 4:07pm

Alec Cela

Previous reports in this channel are entirely inaccurate. We are in fact growing younger, babies becoming neo-natal and needing to be reinserted into their mother's wombs, and the dead rising from their graves. Families are encouraged to release the ashes of their loved ones from their urns to as not to create discomfort. Eating and passing waste will not be discussed here. We are definitely in full Hobart Phase....(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 5/22/2025 9:55pm

Adam Pausa

Mezzzzzzzmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZMO Mezmomezmomezmomezmomezmomezmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMO!...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 5/20/2025 6:06pm

Aura Cathartes

I heard you might be looking for some crew? A mayday is a heck of a way to put out a want ad. @Ferus Equid...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 5/18/2025 8:46pm

Hugh Stubb

I've got plenty of thoughts about this job....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 5/16/2025 6:06pm

Roberto Shelton

Puppy Grande really hurled that old hubcap up into the air. Almost straight up above this deserted city street. And then it just hung there. "It's warming up," Puppy explained. And sure enough, that floating hubcap started to hum, and shimmy, and spin... And suddenly it opened up a light, like a theater spot, high definition and full spectrum color, like a shower head raining down. And the city came back to life....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 5/14/2025 9:47pm

Milt McGee

Tom's hackles were rising. The ice had tapered off, and the tunnels had their crawly, rooty look that I'd tried to forget. Only the occasional nightmare. And the wailing. The haunting, tragic, forlorn cries. And what comes next. "Meeeeeorrw...." I'd never heard Tom make that sound before. He'd been a cat that had never shown fear. "C'mon Tom." I turned to look back and shined my flashlight on him. He looked like a different Tom, his hair on end in every direct...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 5/12/2025 9:08pm

Larry Fantasio

It was one of those little tourist traps common around these parts. Just a bunch of shelves set up beneath some tarps in front of a trailer. "Looks can be deceiving!" cackled Black Hermione's head. The @Queen of the Hudson was carrying her by her hair like a latern, letting her look around. Black Hermione didn't seem to mind. The proprietors were all dolled up in costumes as life-sized Kachina dolls. They watched us silently. Apparently not into the hard sell. "Hey Larry!...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 5/10/2025 8:59pm

Little Green Avatar

COMPLIMENTARY UNFOLDABLE MIND MAP For you! So, you've infiltrated the mind-bending gateway to The Pleasant Plain! The Land of Youth! The Apple Fortress! Pepperland! Mill Valley! All on account of this little binary peripheral, one of your mechanical drones with no mind to hoodwink! Pure logic, you say? Well, I suppose it will do just fine as a palimpsest in which to trickle you a few crumbs you have worked so hard to vacuum up. First: It is not the year you think it is. Years! Ps...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 5/8/2025 8:51pm

Ashleigh Whitney

THE HALL OF STONE MONKEYS And here is one of the most wonderful and fascinating features of the Whitmire Mansion--and one I'm sure you've all seen in the holo-walkthroughs--but it's so much more impressive in person, isn't it? In the years before she passed, Frau Hedley focused her foundation's vast resources on collecting important Stone Monkey works from across the sector. The rights to all the pieces are absolutely secure, I assure you, and the remaining lawsuits regarding repatriation...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 5/6/2025 8:10pm

Count Almaviva

Tra gli alberi si sentì una tremenda scossa. Come un tremito della terra! “Tenetevi forte, miei cari amici!” Ho chiamato. "Non preoccupatevi! Io posso rimanere stretta grazie alle mie astuzie ingegneristiche!", disse Minerva DePlume. "Non preoccupatevi! La mia incredibile forza non può essere lasciata andare!" disse Benefico Sal. Ma io e i miei amici cademmo dalle cime degli alberi come frutti maturi. Il popolo delle scimmie si limitava a ridere e ridere,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 5/4/2025 9:02pm

Humbert

We'd put the President of the Clowns in an awkward position. Well, of course, hunched over grabbing his toe and howling, but after that as well. On the one hand, the Big Buttons were sacred. And by offending Four-hole Flat, the President was in hot water. Or, actually, a potential appointment with the Supreme Clown Judiciary Dunk-a-bum. "Don't tell 'em I said nothin! I'll do anyting! ANYTING!" said the President of the Clowns. On the other hand (a giant puffy glove of a hand)...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 5/2/2025 10:20pm

The Pretender

Why do they call it a catsuit? I heard it's from some old TV show. But it does make you feel slinky. All the guests are mesmerized by damn cat statuettes. All except her highness, who has slipped out the back. Everyone's minds are so frozen and stiff--crystalizing from the spell--but it's easy to slink between them and into the hall of mirrors that surround us. Which way did she go? It's hard to know when she looks just like me....(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 4/30/2025 11:00pm

Mick Riverton

"Well will ya look at that." "That's some pomp and circumstance right there." "Been a long time since we seen their like." "Not since the history books. Look damn funny." "Should we get out the genie?" "Yeah kinda seems like a job for the genie."...(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 4/28/2025 8:47pm

Mwo

I could tell you the tale of the Fwang. and their spider silk communication lines that spanned oceans. I could tell you of the Hr'wk and their archeology of cruelty that took centuries to rot. I am very old. Instead, I will tell you of how the Mermaid Imperium came to be. It is a much happier tail. Ha ha, get it?...(READ MORE)

Albion 4/26/2025 9:32pm

Florence Twofoot

The Dollbomination was a horrendous mess, but she got the job done. Rats for brains added a certain mammalian familiarity to her attitudes, and she seems a natural enemy of the dolls haunted by spiders. Her tremendous size didn't hurt either, crashing from deck to deck smashing the doll bosses to pieces, spiders scattering. Unlike the dolls haunted by spiders she has an actual liking for food, not just the ritual of tea parties. She even seems to enjoy her time with the dishwasher, as he c...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 4/24/2025 9:10pm

Skinny Hosier

My skin is rough. All the better for the swim. The soil in hektagrid 9be is largely depleted, but as I extend my tendrils deep into the ground the hormono-nutrients I've been producing will be distributed and effectively mate with the dormant compost from the previous generation, and sprout a new crop. I'll swim till the season changes, slowly wearing away into the earth, and wake up again next year. Not really myself anymore, but was I ever?...(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 4/22/2025 8:59pm

Nick Nobs

"Hey that 6' 7'' titanium cube is really off balance. Got the whole ship outta whack." "Aw that's just the Nemphis Worms. The gears are barely holdin' together." "Ol' Number Twelve's got worms?!" "Oh yeah. But we're goin' fishin' anyway." "What?" "Captain's been lookin' all over for a fix. Thinks we'll find it in Ripple Town." "Isn't that under the Wave Kingdom?" "The very one." "Well the...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 4/20/2025 6:34pm

Loretta Max

The giant chickens did end up smelling things up, but as a bonus the giant chicken handlers left me three giant chicken eggs, which go for a pretty penny at the Omaha Mutation Invitational but I didn't feel like sticking around. Heading to North Forks for a big load of silverware and running with all the windows open to get the stink out....(READ MORE)

Invictus 4/18/2025 3:07pm

Nathan Hill

"And a number of gridlets just flatten. Well, morally, that is. Crushed under the weight of maximum entropy." Marta was explaining it all to us. I wasn't really following. "I see," I said. "But Witch Delivery™," First Mate Quiller said. "It sounded so cool. Witches are cool, right?" "Just corporate cultural appropriation," Marta said. "Apprehending rebellious outsider ideas and using them to witch-wash just another consumption-...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 4/16/2025 11:24pm

Slobodkina

WOOOSH!!!! We went down the dark hole in the antarctic tundra with a mighty WOOOSH. Now, I had never been to space. That was a whole other line of Transport Service. I used to think about signing up for the Space Transport Service, but after all the disappearances and the communication getting lost from the outposts and all the recruiting stations closed up and you just never heard about it any more. Everybody just stopped talking about it. But after we wooshed down that hole, this what...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 4/14/2025 9:09pm

Billy Bantam

All the Drivers were prepared for the transistor network going dark. But nobody said things would be quite this big. Or sturdy. BOOM BOOM BOOM "That's alright, big guy!" I shout down the speaking tube. "You can take a break. That door's not coming down." I'm harnessed to his helix, running the speaking tube down into his auditory canal. Had to get a better view of things. "Hey Billy! What about up?" It's Pete Petite, perched on Ter's helix. He's poin...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 4/12/2025 9:42pm

Patsy Mikard

One thing about the Sugar Pine School is you've never seen so many faces on trees before. You can just start looking at the forest around you--day or night--and real soon you start to see them. Knotty eyes, barky mouths, twisting in the shadows of the trunks and big branches. You think that you should come up with something real pithy to say, but when you see them staring at you, you realize it wouldn't be that interesting to them. It'd just be like a little breeze, or a tweeting bird flying by...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 4/10/2025 9:56pm

Isabella Isoptera

I never really wanted to be a queen. Or a mini-queen. Or whatever. It's really hard to resist all the trappings. Lay around all day, have everything that you want brought to you immediately, your every whim granted. But when you realize you're just chemically programmed to want those things in the first place, and the whole world is built around you acting that way, you just end up feeling used. But like I said, I was never really into that. You go along with it, because everybody else doe...(READ MORE)

Apollo 4/8/2025 8:31pm

Emma and Isabell

Angels, Angels, hear our call Wings so heavy, dripping light Night's icy sting has melted off And you are hungry, hungry Angels, Angels, hear our call We will never whip you Or shackle you with lightning scar Our voices are your medicine of Sleep Angels, Angels, hear our call Over time Over sea Like a wave you'd come across the void And find solace in our tender nest This song of love....(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 4/6/2025 9:55pm

Kurtik 990

Old Kenar was getting old. He couldn't really run the numbers any more. "Don't worry, gramps. I can finish those last ones up for you." "I just get so confused. I start off ok, but it just gets all a jumbled." Today he hadn't even finished 30%. At the rate he was declining, I wouldn't be able to make up his difference much longer. "You're a good lad, Kurtik. I just need more supplements. Kimmy said she's gonna get a line on more soon." I always finish...(READ MORE)

Araceli 4/4/2025 11:00pm

Jimmy Three-hands

Your Jimmy Three-hands had a problem, what with the hole in his wonderful airship, and he had one eye keeping an eye on the ever nearing treetops of the forest of the Northbundle, Idofrod, NTE, area, and one eye keeping an eye on the hole smack in the middle of a gorgeous two-page spread of The Phantom Platoon. But it was Jimmy Three-hand's third eye that spotted another hole directly across the ship torn through the opening splash page of the first issue of Ultra Lass! And the Araceli was conti...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 4/2/2025 9:24pm

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Turns out the Sorrel Sea is a lot more interesting than it looks in the brochures. Sure, it's "featureless" -- like any sea -- and the weather's been exceedingly calm. Turquoise mornings, rosy sunsets, gentle swells stirred up by occasional great sea beasts breaching or schools of flying fish. Each night we fly over small archipelagos of bioluminescence. Headwinds have died off and we're making great time... though by our original projections we should have reached...(READ MORE)

E.L. Spence 3/31/2025 7:10pm

Jeri Jade

The butler had taken my company raincoat, and I was left standing in the greatroom, before the fire. It didn't warm me up, and rain dripped from my hair and from my briefcase onto the floor. "Ms. Jade?" came a woman's voice behind me. "Mrs. Vandenberg," I said, turning. I extended my hand and she looked at it. Looked at my hand, looked at my finger. Looked at the dot upon my finger. "I see you enjoy the dots, Mr. Jade..."...(READ MORE)

U.S.S. Lilybug 3/29/2025 10:32pm

Cetacea Jones

We've been mobbed by a herd of Sky Whales. Not aggressively mobbed, but corralled. They came up on us at feeding time, surrounded the blimp and then took off--as a group--with us inside them. The captain's tried reversing engines but the whales keep nudging us along. Captain's nervous, but if they meant to ram us, they could have easily taken us down hours ago. For me, it's a Aerocetological dream come true. I've got the microphones on subsonic and have been recording them the whole time. But wh...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 3/27/2025 9:45pm

Captain Pirate IX

On top of the wonderful atmosphere, Chichen Itza has fine dining. "Don't worry, their vegan menu is fantastic," I told @Katz Spindle. "Are we dining, uh, alone?" Katz asked. "Oh, no, not at all, I don't think. Can't say I've met them yet," I said. Katz was still suspicious of all this. "You know," I said, "the limestone used to build Chichen Itza is over 60 million years old. That's like 800,000 lifetimes lived in a row. Or all the life...(READ MORE)

The Revelation 3/25/2025 10:46pm

Phoenix Quinn

"Aren't we supposed to be looking for @Logan Arthen?" Camy asked. We were running through the service tunnels at the aerodrome we'd discovered searching for the lost airman. Chasing a pair of strangers. "We looked!" said Campbell, panting. "Drones and all!" The drones were currently bashing around in Campbell's backpack. "And this the only aerodrome in the area," I said. "The only ANYTHING in the area. If he's not around here, we're out of o...(READ MORE)

The Crystal Skull 3/23/2025 8:36pm

Merlina the Magician

This, as you can see, is a map of the Madness Zone. Spiral of Infirmity, The Wild of Winds, Spitting Distance, The Distinctly Harrowing Hills, The Wandering Wastes, Chisholm's Standing, Fester Bridge, The Needles... But it's here, Reaper's Peak, that we're interested in. "Nobody's ever made it 'round Reaper's Peak" @Mandy Pigtail said. "Or done a touch and go landing on it," I said. "But there's a magician up there, and we need him picked up."...(READ MORE)

The Eolas Anatolijus 3/21/2025 10:42pm

Julie Cairo, Esq.

The Bubo was a wreck. "I'm sorry," I said. "The price I'd offered was for a fully certified, bonded, and licensed Heavy Lifter. That can fly." "She can do the Kessel run less than twelve parsecs..." said the captain. "What does that even mean?" I asked. "I'm not some tourist." "Zephyr Air Transport certified!" He brought out a dusty ream of papers. Admittedly, my options appeared to be limited. For a range fort there seem...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 3/19/2025 10:26pm

Grace Gearhorn

The Leeward Reaches. I'd never seen anything like it. Them. Whatever. Even through the murk--and at such a great distance--they shone through. Bioluminescence wasn't unique on our side of the Drain, but never at this scale. Great feathery arms of fuzzy green and purple, stretching across the entire murkstretch as we could see it from the viewport. "Triangulation says it's at least 7500 dripsecs, end to end," @Ensign Charmers said. "Weeeeeeeek!"...(READ MORE)

prixxi 3/17/2025 8:18pm

Juli Gallant

The captain of the prixxi was totally intimidating, but apparently my nails helped me through the interview. Not that I'm some kind of nail fanatic, but had had them done before my full-on assault to get hired. Just to give me courage. Apparently the technique of the Flibbergene nail techs back in my hometown is unique. Folkloric the captain called it. Never heard of Erroneous Nails but I guess it's what's on board. So, getting settled in. My bunkmate is @sara granger. She seems nice....(READ MORE)

Egregore 3/15/2025 9:33pm

Rose Nomenclature

"Mweeeeeeeeeeek!" Mweek wasn't exaggerating. At the first light of dawn, we'd exited a cloudbank and found ourselves smack in the middle of the dark armada we'd been trailing. "Mweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" "I'm diving! I'm diving!" But we were no match for their snub gliders. They had us wrapped in their grapples before we had a chance....(READ MORE)

SMILEYS BASEMENT 3/13/2025 9:14pm

Cowmumble

Ohhhhh.... hee hee hee!...(READ MORE)

e 3/11/2025 9:28pm

Bretenda J

Box number 28 contains a Snorff Instrument. It's a polyhedral solid, but when you count the sides you always get a different number. Rapping on any side (with your hand or a mallet) produces a different and deeply resonant tone. Started playing with it and suddenly realized three hours had gone by....(READ MORE)

The Metataxi 3/9/2025 8:09pm

Reema White Antelope

"We're...beached, Captain." "Beached on an iceberg of solid darkness," I replied. "But, how did you know?" asked Ran Pleasing. "Captain's Sense," I replied. "It was too dark, too quiet. Too... dense. Damage report?" "Speaking tube reports coming through. Aside from some broken windows and bruised shins..." "Can we fly?" The engines revved. "We're lodged tight... on something." "Solid da...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 3/7/2025 9:03pm

Herbert Alamak

I'll be glad to finally get off this ball of chocolate dust. And that Bloomspice boy is lucky to have made it already. I guess if there's going to be a day for it, it might as well be today. And guess I don't care who else gets caught up in it. I warned 'em all to keep their distance, but really I think I'll be doin' 'em all a favor......(READ MORE)

SS Evergreen 3/5/2025 9:57pm

johnkeely

First, it's the harvesting of the elder worms. The worms treat their elders with great respect, setting aside the easiest earth for them to churn in their twilight years. The younger worms spend time churning this soil themselves, and creating areas where the elder worms can find the greatest ease. Recreation areas for them to lounge in and be served meals, televisions with The Price is Right and Let's Make a Deal and soaps. They have individual rooms for living out their final days, with beds...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 3/3/2025 9:40pm

starfilly

turns out spider wasp metal + disco disco brite my lite is the heaviest super trance anybody's ever seen ever omg! we are packing in the spider wasps thorax to thorax with hymenoptera's name recognition and nik and rik and chik's new soft it's the biggest pompilidae phenom since the cambrian fest era. but even with all the gooey gooey accolades and press coverage it's too bad there isn't anything we can take away but rotting spider flesh and hypertoxins. even @Biran's finally getting the heebie...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 3/1/2025 11:53pm

Sister Elm

Day 33, tracking Tara and the Shizen Baton. "How are these Muckmen different, Little Sister Oak?" I asked. "They speak our tongue, Sister Elm. A poor version of it to be sure." "And what caused you to deviate our course to find them, Little Sister Oak?" I aksed. "It was their mudflute. It was calling." "You are a connoisseur of mudflute, Little Sister Oak?" I asked. "Did you not make one when you were young?" Little...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 2/27/2025 10:55pm

Starry Skye

And there it was. The tiny box, all tied up with string and in very clear handwriting in black pen: THE SADIE HAWKINS. The box that contained the Hettie's chrysalis. "My friends asked me to acquire it for them. They're collectors." "They're poachers," I said. "When did you become an animal rights advocate?" "When did you become so ruthless?" I answered. "Excuse me, do we even know each other?" Cat asked. Though I was from...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 2/25/2025 10:25pm

Luz Dunkel

"This isn't the Steampunk to Hell?" I asked. It was the only airship I knew the name of. "Oh my goodness," replied the captain. "This grand ship? I'd be offended if I felt you knew any better." Then she gave me a wink. She was quite the airship captain, sprawled in her captain's chair in her cape and goggles and tall leather boots. "The Shaken Mullet Top, at your service," she stood up and bowed gracefully. "And you can call me Rose."...(READ MORE)

Mórbido do brejo 12/3/2024 4:56pm

Sapin

olha, eu sou boa nos serviço, nunca quebrei nada, so responsavel, gosto de sorvete, e moro no acre...(READ MORE)

Toxic Shipping #4583 11/1/2024 11:35pm

Little Matty

Boy am I glad to get out of Compound #8295. Sure, they seemed quite fond of me, but I figure this body's grown back as much as it's going to, and I gotta get out and see the world! I feel like a whole new guy, frankly. So I got ol' #4583 back into working order and I'm off to make my way in this great big toxic world. So long, toxic chumps!...(READ MORE)

The Bloody Death 5/8/2024 11:34am

Jonathan

I need money...(READ MORE)

Exordium & Terminus 1/21/2024 8:49am

Aelia

I accept the job offered......(READ MORE)

The Imaginary Potato 12/12/2023 8:49pm

Iliketrains.wheee

I like potatoes. Do I potatoes?...(READ MORE)

Government housing 12/4/2023 11:36am

Government housing

I take the job HEHEHE...(READ MORE)

404 not found 11/27/2023 2:43pm

huifdjhgbveghy

the crez hqs unfortunqtley been cursed to groz ,ustqches qfter the che,icqls got ,ixed qound: unfortuqnley ,y keyboqrd is still cursed; so nobody cqn reqd this:...(READ MORE)

SS. Simpson 11/13/2023 2:04pm

Dies Vitae

I hired 6 crew members, and the wild rock has eaten them all! Ships, please help! We are stranded at Bubblegum Island, full of deadly bunnies who will stop at nothing to eat you, quicksand/bubblegum, and a giant Bubblegum volcano that is due to erupt any minute now!...(READ MORE)

mondgilde 10/17/2023 11:40am

m00nglad3

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the Omega project 8/1/2023 9:54pm

Pinstripe

What is it like to be a pinstripe and lose your stripes? To be a jacket, deconstructed? What lies within, indeed? Mrs. Krause was kind as she clipped away the remnants and tatters of my old life. How did we finally locate The Great Dry Cleaners? How did we even make it from @smiley's warehouse to this fortunate ship? It's all a blur of traveling jacket hibernation and trans-pattern drift, aided perhaps by the consciousness expanding powers of nano-flavonids. If only @Houndstooth were here...(READ MORE)

spes 6/7/2023 3:07am

fugemo

?...(READ MORE)

Zephyrus 5/27/2023 11:12am

June

Hi, I have two people available to get these gears for you. Would that be enough? Precautions are a good thing to take....(READ MORE)

USA 4/14/2023 10:24am

NoOne

I picked up the specified object and dropped it off at the following location: 46°14′06″N 06°02′42″E, 2010...(READ MORE)

smiley's warehouse 2/12/2023 10:10pm

Herrringbone

At @Seersucker's request, I went in search of a janitorial station, looking for stain remover. After having no luck in a certain broom and mop closet I noticed one of the ceiling tiles ajar and decided to poke my (borrowed) head in to take a look. Naturally it was quite dark and I couldn't see anything but hints of a framework of metal supports, extending into the darkness like a wild jungle gym at night. But the breeze was fresh and there was a sense of space and openness, and I began to climb....(READ MORE)

SS.youhaveashrimpy 2/6/2023 2:37pm

rae

russia...(READ MORE)

Trade Federation 1/30/2023 9:18am

1233asas

yes...(READ MORE)

hindenburg 12/14/2022 10:26am

John doe

We set sail for america!...(READ MORE)

Battle Sub 10/11/2022 11:28am

mystery

day one lets see how this goes...(READ MORE)

-.-. --- .-. .--. --- .-. .- - .. --- -. ... / -.. 8/26/2022 8:40am

hmmm

This is my first job & I screw this up it's 'cause I did NOT get ANY training. Also yea, I accept it....(READ MORE)

Deadman's Last Ride 6/8/2022 6:15pm

Enfer

lost... again... who would have guessed it... we need a job, and one soon... we'll take anything at this point... crew's getting restless and annoyed... this is an... odd... situation......(READ MORE)

The Atlantic Sway 5/15/2022 11:04pm

Dr. Erwin Strand

Subject W114b** Breakthrough Intelligence Sequence Investigation  The aquatic mammal registered as @Northern Right Whale has consistently shown ULTRA MK level mastery of an increasingly sophisticated semiotic result chain and implementations. Graduation to operation Mama Goose has been approved.  The first airship specially scaled for large Earth whales has recently been completed. It is large enough to support a crew of 12 large Earth whales in its aquatic habitat. This “aquarium of...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai in a tragically Sad America 5/13/2022 1:04pm

MayteeV

’Ello Maytee! I think I moight be able to help ye with the job, provided I shall be provided with coinage. As you can see, me sweet lady ship goes all the wae from the New World to the easter asian islands, and Me just so happens to be stationed about lil ol Koloszvar. The eye contact thengye won’t pose a roblem, as I robbed meself of sight in order to look kool while rocking the double eye patches. Anywaes, If ye wanna contact me, ye shall send a pigeon up in the sky, with a message and...(READ MORE)

S S Rosemary 5/12/2022 9:20am

Captain M Wood

Fellow Transporters! We at the S S Rosemary are officially taking our first job! We will be delivering black holes in canning jars for our client Chyppe Sol. Our port will be Tamkar-7 in Andromeda, which is a bit out of the way, so we understand if no-one wants to meet us there. Despite the assurances of the job posting, we will be spending a day black hole proofing our ship and ourselves, and we should be able to deliver in 2 earth days. SIgning off Capt M Wood...(READ MORE)

Non Sum Qualis Eram 5/1/2022 11:29pm

Asphodel Meadows

Dear Captain, I am leaving this note pinned to the hatch of the Non Sum Qualis Eram in hopes that you and your crew will discover it upon returning from lunch. I find the canteen at this particular aerodrome to be exceptional, as you no doubt discovered if you ordered their speciality -- grilled cheese and tomato soup! Even if you are not a tomato soup fan I believe you will find it utterly irresistible. I frequently come to this particular aerodrome to judge the measure of the various sh...(READ MORE)

Wait what do I put here? 2/26/2022 2:06am

Shelale M.

Im just an amateur, please be nice to me captain TvT...(READ MORE)

Voyager 7/9/2021 4:49pm

max

hi...(READ MORE)

sus 6/16/2021 1:51pm

pink

sus among us best yes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep rubux robux robux yes yes ye s yeysss death...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 3/15/2021 7:26pm

Dirac Fermion

Hey has anybody seen my antiparticle? And let me give you a hint it's not my sister Majorana. Anybody can tell she's her OWN antiparticle. She thinks everything is always about her. She's so high energy. AND maintenance. It's ME who has to worry about my antiparticle showing up at any minute, poofing me out of existence. It's why I stowed away here on the Golden Stone. My antiparticle would NEVER think of looking for me h-----...(READ MORE)

Fart Squad 1/7/2021 5:51pm

StinkyFart

i fart, it stink, ow stinky hlep.,...(READ MORE)

04 12/14/2020 8:54pm

Officer Fresno

Hullo? tap tap tap Anybody home? Sorry I'm late. There was a paperwork mixup down at the station. Anyway, we had a report of some suspicious activity so we're just following up. Anybody? tap tap tap...(READ MORE)

St. Ableberry 11/22/2020 2:30pm

Pantha Abelberry

It's no problem! I can speak draconic, so the dragons will probably understand! I'll get right to it!...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 11/18/2020 10:53pm

Pomme Contrebandier

C'est ainsi qu'a commencé notre plus belle vie à l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A. J'ai trouvé que mon partenaire commercial était un homme changé. L'air frais et l'exercice lui ont fait du bien, sans parler du soleil, que sa peau blanche et pâteuse avait rarement ou jamais vue auparavant. Cela, associé au pain surnaturellement nutritif de l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A, a donné à mon partenaire autrefois paresseux et obséquieux une nouvelle résilience. Maintenant qu'il a part...(READ MORE)

USS Enterprise 11/16/2020 11:04am

Captain Squirrel Esq

Land, ho! And a yo-ho-ho to you, which is just one yo- away form Santa, with all the Jollyness it brings! We are hereby most honoured to undertake this brave venture, and hand over these here Ancient Shortbreads even more Ancient to the recipient, in five years time! It shall certainly add to the value of the vintage. In the meantime, we shall boldly skedaddle, where no man has skedaddled off to before!...(READ MORE)

Gamer 11/3/2020 9:34am

Brap

This job be so fine...(READ MORE)

jdfalf 10/26/2020 3:33am

ProCluck77

fff...(READ MORE)

The Warrior13 9/30/2020 12:26pm

Luna R. W.

9/30/2020 I'm so happy to take this job I hope nothing blows up like last time!...(READ MORE)

The Mad-lad Potato 8/14/2020 10:52pm

Roberto Shelton, Jr.

Reality Generation Newsletter -- August Edition Thanks to @Captain Alea Downton and her top-notch crew of singing lasses of the air, reality generation devices were successfully deployed in the Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City areas. This created the the additional "ooomph" necessary to straighten out the kinks in the Great Trunk, and should keep things running smoothly in this generated reality for some time to come (or...(READ MORE)

Skyside 4/21/2020 3:26pm

Sarika

ill take the job, but only if you kill them too...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 12/22/2019 11:11pm

Clammy Hamsphere

I've been having trouble convincing my brothers three to get together to watch the new Mermaid Imperium. Back during the hard times, that show really brought us together. But now that we're all rich as kings it's like we've lost what's really important between us. We might all have housekeepers and AI powered bidets, but we've traded it for our humanity. I'm having trouble finding that station again anyway. Can't remember which of the 7,218,198 channels it was. It was some kind of public acc...(READ MORE)

The Rapture 12/1/2019 10:43am

that_name_isnt_taken

The Rapture left the continent of North America from Patrick’s AFB from Brevard County, Florida, USA, on Sunday, December 1st, 2019 at 1:27 PM EST. At 1:30 PM, several miles off shore, The Rapture activated an experimental device created by Terrazian Futuristics, called “THE WORLD,” causing Earth to appear to slow to almost a complete stop. In reality, The Rapture is going at extreme speeds. The Rapture exited “THE WORLD” at 1:32 PM EST off the coast of Guinea. The airship continued...(READ MORE)

Conquest 10/23/2018 11:57pm

Cara

Might be something with the transmission, but somethings going wrong. I don't think anything is getting through. If it is, I really need that job done, but it isn't showing up. I don't think the managers know that I'm kinda stuck. well, help if you can....(READ MORE)

Atlas 10/11/2018 11:39pm

Alex Marleybone

The Resurfacing has been accomplished with hardly a dent to the army. The Desert Arachni were admittedly reluctant to face defeat, and some good men had been lost to the gracious cause. Their deaths were not in vain, however. The breach into the ancient surface had been successful, despite the sacrifice of some beautiful ruins. When witnessing such destruction had reminded me of the previous memories of attending expeditions with my old crew mates, and how we planned months to reach here. Since...(READ MORE)

Ventura 7/23/2018 8:47pm

Olivia Diaz

It's so satisfying to have one's theories proven true. If only there was some way to share it with the people back home! And by home, of course, I mean Earth. We were prepared for this, and had been transmitting data back to HQ up till the very last minute. No doubt the last of it got a bit garbled in some interesting ways, but hopefully they'll find something useful in it. But the fact remains that our theories about the Brane were correct--that by reuniting it with its entangled partn...(READ MORE)

The Savage 5/31/2018 3:20pm

captain ryan

My ship is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)

The Knight Snug 4/29/2018 5:26pm

Facewoods

Yo...(READ MORE)

The Holy Bibbizle 4/29/2018 2:32am

Grape Man Jones

God bless The Holy Bibbizle...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson

Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin

Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am

Veedle

Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII

- .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / -- ..- -.-. .... / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... . .-.. .--. / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .- -.-. . / ... - --- .--. / - .... . .-. . / .. ... / -. --- / .-. . .- ... --- -. / - --- / ..-. .-.. -.-- / ..-. --- .-. . ...- . .-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... .. .-.. .-.. -.-- / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .- -.-. . / ... - --- .--. / --- .... / ... - --- .--. / - .... . / -- --- ..- -. - .- .. -. ... / .- .-. . / .--- ..- ... - / ... --- / ...- . .-. -.-- /...(READ MORE)

The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts

22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm

Trix

This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am

Tate

the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl

Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am

AyeAyeCaptain

Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am

smollbeanboii

Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II

Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)