Araceli 12/12/2019 10:13pm

Jimmy Three-hands

"Now as you know," said the Traveling Ant, "Traveling Ants are rare." "You might find us traveling alone, or in pairs, but you won't find too many. But let me tell you there are a LOT of ants. Ants in tunnels. Ants in tunnels in mounds. Ants in tunnels underground! Ants in tunnels in trees and rocks and clouds and in the very fabric of the dimensions. A lot of people might tell you about worm holes, but it's ants who really have the place tunneled out. Like...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 12/10/2019 9:26pm

choco loni

zing! zing! my tuning fork bullets whip around the ship, gaining speed. ting! ting! the baby thunderdevil has gotten mighty big. swallow an airship big. but we're hoping-- zing! that on the inside-- ting! it's still the little pup it used to be-- zing! ting! TONG! the tuning fork bullets converge roughly 400 meters off the port bow and start to resonate. the thunderdevil pauses, and lifts its whirlwind snout out of the dusty earth below and gropes its way through t...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 12/8/2019 10:26pm

Aeon Lore

“Oh Mare Tenebrarum, Mare Tenebrarum, Wie treu sind deine Blätter!” The Mare Tenebrarum was so magnificent she had her own anthem. I was there the day she was christened, accepting the accolades on her behalf as captain. She was to be the flagship of the finest cruise line ever to sail the Murksea.  She was the first, but destined to be the last. ...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 12/6/2019 12:24am

Arnold Nougat

Raised in a factory vat with my kin, we were taught not to speak up, not to differentiate ourselves. We were all "just" nougat. Ours wasn't to question the path we were given in life, but to take the jobs we were given and await our fate. Sure, life was sweet, and we were always taken care of, precious nougat that we were. Then we realized our power--that we were the life's blood, the glue that held this world together. It was within us to be the change we wanted to see in the worl...(READ MORE)

Egregore 12/3/2019 9:28pm

Rose Nomenclature

It isn't every day you get to witness the rebirth of a species. "The Traits, Features, Characteristics, Peculiarities, Mannerisms, Qualities, and Attributes of the Hymergian Man-Fungus" isn't just some curious piece of lost esoterica. It describes the life cycle of a biological entity. The Hymergian Man-Fungus once lived under water, millions of years ago. Through time, it emerged on land, and took on various forms, ultimately something vaguely human, yet sweaty and frog-like, with...(READ MORE)

The Rapture 12/1/2019 10:43am


The Rapture left the continent of North America from Patrick’s AFB from Brevard County, Florida, USA, on Sunday, December 1st, 2019 at 1:27 PM EST. At 1:30 PM, several miles off shore, The Rapture activated an experimental device created by Terrazian Futuristics, called “THE WORLD,” causing Earth to appear to slow to almost a complete stop. In reality, The Rapture is going at extreme speeds. The Rapture exited “THE WORLD” at 1:32 PM EST off the coast of Guinea. The airship continued...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 11/29/2019 11:16pm

Harry Otter

Time disruption erupting all around us, @Captain Jack Fenris! The WonderFly9000 is the source--we're under a barrage from some kind of temporal weapon. We're starting to slip... And we're being hailed! Someone identifying themselves as @HRH Chons sends their regards?  The message reads "Welcome to eternity..." Oh no here comes a swell... brace for it... Aaaaiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 11/26/2019 7:53pm

Billy Sabab

"Why does the window keep fogging up?" "Because you have your face pressed against it," Shipman Eva said. "Back up." Our tiny submersible was floating just outside an ancient, barnacled coliseum, filled with fish people. We were just peeking over the top, and down below we could see the massive, no-longer-fossilized fish resting in the middle of the grand arena. "Hububbblehububble! Hububblehubbublehubbublehubble! Hububble!" And old fishman--pe...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 11/19/2019 9:20pm

Fritz Camembert

The extent of the damage in Destiny City has definitely been under reported in the press. No doubt the city has been working hard to protect its reputation as museum capital of the galaxy, as well as its tourist and convention economy. A path as wide as a city block has been cut from the former site of the Unnatural History Museum to the bay--roughly a half mile of destruction. The rest of the city, however, was unscathed in this mysterious catastrophe. Eye-witness reports range from sea mons...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 11/17/2019 1:56pm

Lasso Pout

The time travelin’ bean bandits continue to eat our beans, which is already puttin’ a pinch on our supplies. We’ve given them every chance to leave but it’s obvious they can’t take care of themselves and aren't interested in getting' away. They don’t know cattle, they don’t know how to ride, and they act like they’ve never seen a blimp like me before. “Yes, we were all born in a nursery. @Auto Slops, @Soap Lotus, all my brother and sister blimps. What? Did you think the stor...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 11/14/2019 10:01pm

Melvin Splitsturd

Something in me says I'm the 117th Melvin... and the only one left. But I might as well be the original, wot? Same memories, same me. When it was all of us, it was easy to just go with the flow... but then we flowed right out the doors of the Microwave Explosion and landed hard on the ground outside the Poughkeepsie Field. Well, some of us landed harder than others. The ground was pretty pulverized with Melvins when I landed, and our warm soft goo broke my fall. Poor me. There wasn't a clean...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 11/12/2019 7:22pm

Number Two

Boy I wish @Rosalina (Rosie) weren't so busy piloting the ship, so I wouldn't have to make a gosh darn decision like this on my own! I'm Number Two, second in command, which means I usually don't have to do much 'cept repeat orders! Twice! But when a customer is causin' a ruckus, disturbin' the peace on the Golden Stone, we've got to get back to chilllax, stat! We've got to keep things cool, and when a hothead like @Auric Bomburst starts burnin' the place up, somebody's got to keep things frosty...(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 11/10/2019 6:31pm

HRH Chons

I am The Ineffable The hidden The Brilliant scion (whose motion is whirring) I scattered the dark mist that lay before my eyes and, flapping my wings, whirled about, and through this world brought the pure light of the moon. I am the First-born king (of absent father, absent mother) And I bear the menat necklace and the crook and fail. Traveller. Embracer. Pathfinder. Defender. Our Chronos Cannons are trained upon @Captain Jack Fenris. What a shame such a f...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 11/8/2019 9:48pm

Ben Tater

We buried Chuckles at sea the next morning. We would have preferred to return to land, but we're currently weeks from home and had no way to preserve his giant guinea pig body. There was a storage locker big enough for him though, which we tipped out of the open cargo hold and watched splash and sink into the water below. Scruffy paces the deck. Skies are clear. The water calm. "WEEEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEEEK?" asks Ruth. Scruffy doesn't respond. Apparently he still hasn't set a head...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 11/6/2019 10:36pm

Clammy Hamsphere

Oh. My. God. You won't believe what I ran into flipping through the 7,218,198 channels on my new TV. It's a new season of Mermaid Imperium! I had no idea they were still making that show. It's on some kind of public access channel, apparently run by international students who attend an "invisible art college." They keep talking about their school during the commercials and about how they can't tell us where it is. My new TV gets more than just 7,218,198 channels. I also get ove...(READ MORE)

Albion 11/4/2019 9:25pm

Magnus Arquebus

We've taken on a Merlesee--one of the local wandering holy men. They say it's good luck to have one on board, and bad luck to turn one away. That's how they ride for free. Not that it's any bother. It's tall and stands in the back, in a big felt cloak that fits it like a cone. Smells a little like a goat. "Oooooooeeeeeeoooooooo" it says sometimes out of its little goat mouth. Various merchants visit the bridge when we're at port to make their deals. The desert is cool this t...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 11/1/2019 11:22pm

Count Almaviva

La stazione dei conigli grigi su Old Habitsform si trova nella parte più squallida e antica della città. La gentrificazione che ha cambiato così tante grandi città antiche non ha ancora toccato Old Habitsform, forse perché i residenti permanenti sono così sconvenienti. Qui si riuniscono i commercianti più devoti e senza scrupoli del commercio più potente di tutti: il mito. Troverete fiere del libro, fumetti, fiere dei dischi in vinile e pranzi al sacco. È anche il luogo in cui si ver...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 10/30/2019 8:01pm

Starry Skye

I've never seen Hettie so frisky and alive. Her swoops, her dives... I've never seen the chitin of her wings so strong and healthy, and the hairy scales that make up her coat are extra bouncy and resilient. Especially when I scratch her behind her antennae. There's no doubt it's the... dimension that the old toothless hag has brought us to. She gave up the bridge as soon as she brought us here, and hasn't shown any more interest in directing our course. The Captain has no real idea where we...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 10/28/2019 6:30pm


I highly recommend the Gilman House to anyone spending time in Port Nelson. While not especially talkative, the wall-eyed, gaping-mouthed British proprietors keep neat, if slightly damp rooms, and the sloshing, lugubrious sounds of their comings and goings provide a restful background to a peaceful night’s sleep.  I have also found the small library on premises highly conducive to putting one to sleep, containing such hideously boring old tomes as Comte d'Erlette's Cultes des Goules, Lud...(READ MORE)

Conquest 10/23/2018 11:57pm


Might be something with the transmission, but somethings going wrong. I don't think anything is getting through. If it is, I really need that job done, but it isn't showing up. I don't think the managers know that I'm kinda stuck. well, help if you can....(READ MORE)

Atlas 10/11/2018 11:39pm

Alex Marleybone

The Resurfacing has been accomplished with hardly a dent to the army. The Desert Arachni were admittedly reluctant to face defeat, and some good men had been lost to the gracious cause. Their deaths were not in vain, however. The breach into the ancient surface had been successful, despite the sacrifice of some beautiful ruins. When witnessing such destruction had reminded me of the previous memories of attending expeditions with my old crew mates, and how we planned months to reach here. Since...(READ MORE)

Ventura 7/23/2018 8:47pm

Olivia Diaz

It's so satisfying to have one's theories proven true. If only there was some way to share it with the people back home! And by home, of course, I mean Earth. We were prepared for this, and had been transmitting data back to HQ up till the very last minute. No doubt the last of it got a bit garbled in some interesting ways, but hopefully they'll find something useful in it. But the fact remains that our theories about the Brane were correct--that by reuniting it with its entangled partn...(READ MORE)

The Savage 5/31/2018 3:20pm

captain ryan

My ship is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)

The Knight Snug 4/29/2018 5:26pm



The Holy Bibbizle 4/29/2018 2:32am

Grape Man Jones

God bless The Holy Bibbizle...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Invictus 2/2/2018 11:08pm

Nathan Hill

To the Crew of the Invictus: the Labour of the Squirrels remains in the clearing southwest of the Seat of the Squirrels, capitol of the Squirrel Kingdom. We were under the impression that you were removing them from the clearing and transporting them to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook. Did we misunderstand? Should we engage the services of a different owner-operated franchisee member of Zephyr Air Transport to contract this work to? A side benefit, however, to this delay in...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson

Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin

Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am


Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII

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Voyager 1/23/2018 8:01pm

Captain Annie

After a few long years of training, I finally have the skills to be captain of my mother's airship. I accept this as my first job as captain of the Voyager!...(READ MORE)

The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts

22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm


This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am


the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl

Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am


Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am


Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II

Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)