SHIP'S LOG:

E.L. Spence

Jeri Jade 8/12/2024 11:54pm

Damn that dot! If it hadn't split and splotted I wouldn't have found the alarming inconsistencies in the Vandenberg account in the first place.

My supervisor was naturally alarmed as well. But rather than send it up to her supervisor, she suggested I visit I pay a visit to the Vandenbergs directly.

"At this hour?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. "And it's terribly windy and wet. You can take a company raincoat."

It doesn't stop my knees from getting wet.

Jeri Jade 4/21/2024 10:34pm

I had gotten those darn spots all over my desk.

Being careful not to touch them directly, I swooshed them around with some papers and into a pile and held the garbage can up to the edge and swooshed them in.

Then I noticed one left on a stack of papers.

I tried to be careful and brush it off with my fingertip, but made too much contact and it popped. Popping dots. One on my finger and one on the paper.

You have to consume them with the little color changing spoon if you want to keep the spots in your mouth. Spots on the hands are the mark of an obvious Box 'o Pox fan. But everybody had some dots now and then.

I stuck my finger into my mouth and sucked. Then I looked a the other spot. On the paper. The Vandenberg account. That was a stain that wasn't coming out. It was right next to a number.

Something didn't look right with that number. Why hadn't I noticed that before?

After 15 minutes of staring at it with my finger in my mouth, flipping pages back and forth with my other hand, something was definitely not right.

So I brought it to my supervisor.

Frenz Friddlez 12/30/2023 8:46pm

Our spots have EXPLODED across the Outer Rim -- and it's all due to Captain @Jerico Soberanis of the E.L. Spence, spreading the dots to the people far and wide!

Captain Soberanis, can you fill up with more boxes o' pox at your earliest convenience? Coordinates of the nearest node in our up and coming distribution network are being transmitted your way now.

As a preferred distributor, bonuses may apply!

GET IN TOUCH TODAY

Jerico Soberanis 9/13/2023 9:29am

I formally accept the job as captain of the E.L. Spence and ferryman of strange goods.

JOB - Frenz Friddlez - 6/8/2023 9:52pm

Job claimed by Jerico Soberanis 2023-09-13 09:29:09

BOXES O' POX

Yeah I'm riddled with the pox. No not THAT kind of pox, but spots and spots! The new dot craze that kids are scooping up by the pocketful at Zephyr Air Station Quick Stops from the farthest edges of the Outer Reaches to the unknown depths of the Great Drain.

YOU can be part of this exciting new lifestyle trend! We need distributors, ready to take on regular routes from Quick Stop to Quick Stop wherever Boxes O' Pox are sold. THIS MEANS YOU!

Pick up this job, then pick up the Pox at any node in our up and coming distribution network. THERE'S ONE ON YOU NOW! They're popping up like dots! Boxes of Pox!

While supplies last.