Murder of Crows

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Maryann Barnes 8/24/2021 9:28pm

Babs... shhhhhh!

I'm in the breakroom at New Mill. I don't have long to type but I'd be interested in being your person on the inside. However, it has to be done TOTALLY on the DL. There's all kinds of NDAs we have to sign to work here, and if you cross them I hear some really bad stuff could happen. So you have to make it worth my while. Let me know at c/o Maryann Barnes, Worker Box #808, New Mill, Pineville. And what ever you do---oh shit! have to go!

Babs Lumberton 7/11/2021 11:52pm

I've been thinking about that shipment of dream timber we sent to Pineville. That was a whole lot of planks--135,000 square feet of raw dream structure. Just over three acres! What could those wizards at the New Mill be up to? Scaffolding for a Däniken statue? A Third Temple, big enough to hold the First and Second temples within it? A really big roller coaster? They're being so secretive, I really need somebody on the inside.

tangiblecroc 5/24/2021 11:57am

First job as a newly found sky sailor. What a glorious journey this shall be.

Babs Lumberton - 11/22/2020 10:56pm

Job claimed by tangiblecroc 2021-05-24 11:57:59

Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd.

Dream boards ahoy! I've got 270,000 board feet of Mighty Wonderland dream timber, needs to get to Pineville for that big secret project going on at the New Mill.

And yes that's a MIGHTY LOAD! 6750 planks, each one ten feet long, two feet wide, and 2 inches thick. They're stacked for shipment in convenient 10 ft x 10 ft x 10 ft units, 300 planks to a bundle, and we've got 22 and a half of them! So you'll need at least about 22,500 cubic feet of cargo space. That's a 2,250 sq foot footprint, assuming you've got the headroom. Check my math if you think I'm wrong, but I think you'll need a mighty big ship.

The weight of this shipment, however, is up to you, as this is dream timber fresh from the Mighty Wonderland. If you find the burden of its weeping sap too heavy for you, just remember that for every Dream Tree harvested, Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd. plants TWO in its place!

Follow the hoot owls to the landing space in the clear cut outside our HQ in Millerston to pick up this job.

Babs Lumberton, Esq.
Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd.
Planting our Dreams for Tomorrow, Consuming our Dreams for Today