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I've got a Chinese Lightning Box on this side, and I'm tuning it in so I can see through the Chinese Lighting Box on the other side. It's just this little chromium switch here....
Ah! There we go. Oh my. The Captain, Annie Griffin I believe, has the box open on the bridge of the Microwave Explosion. She has a packet of crisps in her lap and appears to be interacting with her phone. Perhaps if I can adjust the intermodulation just right I can...
"Come in Microwave Explosion! Can you hear me?"
Microwave Explosion Gone Missing!
I'm sure you've seen it on the news,
Hope it's not because they opened the Chinese Lightning Box.
Luckily I had insurance,
Job claimed, Curious Curios Inc.!
Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-11-17 15:01:35
Ornate Chinese Lightning Box needs delivery from our world headquarters to the Magician's Union Hall in Poughkeepsie.
Great bags of riches will magically appear once the job is done!
Give us a call on the Linking Rings to set up the deets.
RE: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION MUTATION EVENT
SIGNALS RECEIVED FROM THE Microwave Explosion INDICATE A REPLICATION CASCADE REPLICATION CASCADE EVENT. 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM OVEREXPOSED. ACTIVATED BY COSMIC RAYS. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS BURST.
THIS IS A BAD THING.
ACCORDING TO OUR MODELS, THE BIOFILM WILL HAVE CONSUMED AND REPLICATED THE FIRST COMPLEX SYSTEMS IT ENCOUNTERED. MEANING, THE CREW AND VESSEL OF THE Microwave Explosion. THEN, FLOATING IN AIR LIKE THAT, IT WOULD HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO CONSUME AND REPLICATE, AND SO CONSUME AND REPLICATE ITS ORIGINAL REPLICATION. OUR MODELS SAY THAT THIS CYCLE MAY HAVE OCCURRED 47 TIMES SO FAR.
THE SHIP AND CREW WILL LIKELY BE RECOGNIZABLE WITHIN CERTAIN GENERAL PARAMETERS, BUT MEMORY GAPS OR ALTERATIONS MAY EXIST. SO BE KIND.
RE: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION SERVICES
CARGO: 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS.
WE WERE JUST CHECKING OUR RECORDS, ANNIE GRIFFIN, AND REALIZED THAT OUR 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM IN REFRIGERATED CANISTERS HAS NOW BEEN AIRBORNE FOR APPROXIMATELY 845 HOURS. THAT IS ROUGHLY FIVE TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF COSMIC RAYS FOR THIS GRADE OF BIOFILM. HAS IT BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? WE CALCULATE A HIGH PROBABILITY OF CLONAL MUTATION. HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? ALSO, DO WE OWE YOU FOR THIS EXTRA TIME?
Mitch Katchum here, of Mitch Katchum's Iced Miracles, Annie, and we were wondering what exactly you meant by "shortly." We've had a welcome party set up and ready to spring at out 3PL in Rangerton, but have had no sign of your ship's arrival. These Miracles won't Ice themselves on over to Enthusiasm Island! Are you still up to the job? Summer's fading fast and these iced wonders need to get to their fans before they're just puddles on the sidewalk. Let's talk turkey!
This will be a challenge....
Yes, I have claimed this job. Sue me.
Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-08-11 18:33:01
I need a Spirit In A Box transported to Psy High by Sunday.
Thank you my dorm is the large black tower.