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Ronald Baldwin 1/25/2018 8:54am

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Mr E. Lamb - 1/25/2018 7:39am

Job claimed by Ronald Baldwin 2018-01-25 08:54:27

Urgent:

Need a competent Airship Pilot and crew to Transport 1500 Rare and endangered Amphibians from Rockport Ohio to the high lakes above Mexico City.

During transit the specimens will need to be hand feed earth worms with large surgical tweezers and the waste must be removed from the tanks every four hours using a pipette.

I must warn you that the Creatures are both very fragile and aggressive. A Dr. Robert Totbottom will accompany the salamanders on their journey. Unfortunately the good doctor was recently injured in a lab accident resulting in the loss of both his hands.
He will also need to fed and cleaned.

I can not impress upon you enough the importance of completing this task in a timely fashion. If the iodine levels reach certain point the specimens will experience a metamorphosis, escape the tanks and attack.

In his current state Dr. Totbottom will be of no help.

Only serious applicants need apply.

Your humble servant,

Mr. E Lamb