The Rapture

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that_name_isnt_taken 12/1/2019 10:43am

The Rapture left the continent of North America from Patrick’s AFB from Brevard County, Florida, USA, on Sunday, December 1st, 2019 at 1:27 PM EST. At 1:30 PM, several miles off shore, The Rapture activated an experimental device created by Terrazian Futuristics, called “THE WORLD,” causing Earth to appear to slow to almost a complete stop. In reality, The Rapture is going at extreme speeds.

The Rapture exited “THE WORLD” at 1:32 PM EST off the coast of Guinea. The airship continued its course to Egypt, where it would arrive at Midnight. The Rapture came into the possession of the eggs shortly after settling down in Egypt. The ship docked out in the desert for the night.

The Rapture set off to Ogdoad at 9:30 AM EEST. Exact time of arrival is unknown due to the clocks onboard mysteriously failing at 9:42 AM.

Phisis V. Nomos - 7/16/2019 9:43pm

Job claimed by that_name_isnt_taken 2019-12-01 10:43:15

Eggcellent Eggscursions Ltd.

Boy have we got Eggs! Eggs coming out of our ears! These Eggs have got to GO GO GO so they're all priced to MOVE MOVE MOVE!

Actually, first we've got to put all our eggs into one basket so we can get 'em to Ogdoad for the Ancient Farmer's Symbology Market, held Saturdays from 10am to 11am and Sundays noon to 2.

Can you ship our eggs? We've got a bumper crop due to the eggceptionally good alchemical year--our neolithic priests and priestesses have been working overtime, the chaos apprehended by the artifex, conjuring the prima materia containing the captive world-soul, and now we're overrun!

Won't you come and take these world eggs off our plate?

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