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This job be so fine
Job claimed by Brap 2020-11-03 09:34:08
FLAT SANDWICHES INC
We've got 100,000 Flat Sandwiches brand flat sandwiches to be delivered to the Outer Reach. Our boys and girls are hungry out there on the front lines, missing their mommies and daddies, blowing up animated pixels and giving the enemy a good what for! And nothing says home like a Flat Sandwich brand flat sandwich.
We make them flat so we can ship as many at a time as possible to our youngsters in uniform. So flat in fact they can only be unflattened with the very large and heavy sandwich unflattener unit, which must also be included in this transport.
Please ask for Mr. Embottom when contacting Flat Sandwiches Inc for this terrific and patriotic opportunity.