SHIP'S LOG:

HMS Dunwall

Karl Uwe 1/8/2025 10:28pm

Excuse me? Hi, uh, that's my name there, on that name tag, right in front of that handsome little cat statuette. May I?

I've never really been to one of these before. Queen's birthday jubilee that is. Awards dinners, sure. Boooo-ring, amirite?

I did think I'd get a better seat. But I guess we should be able to see her Highness, way down there at the head of the table.

I own the company that cleans her majesty's pools. At the palace. So, you know, a show of appreciation. We do give the crown quite a deal, but it's a honor, you know? To serve, in however we can.

So, you?

THE PRETENDER you say? A musical performer?

Oh, no, I can't say I knew the Queen had a twin sister. I don't really stay up with the tabloids.

That certainly is a sparkly cat statuette. I don't think I've ever seen anything so... so....

What? Don't look at it? Oh don't be silly, it's gorgeous. Hey, do you think it's like a party gift? We get to take ours home with us? Now THAT would be something. I know just the place of it, in my office....

But wow, just look at that sparkle... just look.... I.... I....

Kyle Gallant 9/13/2024 11:15pm

"If you're just joining us, we're here at the, well, are we right to call it the 'first ever' red carpet broadcast from Queen Abigail's court, Claire?"

"Yes, that's right, Kyle. This is the very first time we're taking a taking a peek at her Highness's birthday guests as they arrive from their various duchies and baronies and viscounties from their beautiful carriages and make their way to the Hall of Crystal Vision, where the party is being held this year."

"And who do we have here, Claire? It's hard to tell...."

"Yes it is Kyle. This particular guest is wrapped in so many dark, gauzy veils it's hard to.... oh my..."

"Oh... uh... Isn't that..."

"She's cheated death many times before, Kyle. It's--"

"THE PRETENDER!"

"And she's holding an invitation!"

"I think this only shows just how magnanimous her Highness is, Kyle."

"Well, they are sisters, Claire."

"And twins at that!"

"Now we'll need to take a quick moment for station identification, while Claire and I recover..."

"Tee hee hee! Oh Kyle."

Old Ginny 5/23/2024 10:53pm

Oh I do wish her Highness's cargo of utmost importance would arrive because it's almost time for her Royal Birthaday Celebration! These place settings will be incomplete without the proper bejeweled and dazzling party favors, won't they? One set out for every lucky guest, staring into their eyes while they consume their--

Oh I say too much. But her majestic jubilee just can't go on without them, it really can't!

Maven 1/30/2024 8:13pm

This present year 1453, her Highness Queen Abigail called upon me to deliver a cargo of utmost importance. She placed with her cargo a guard of 20 men, all armed. I know not the contents of the massive crate her Highness bestowed upon me, nor what this journey entails, but I pray to the Lord that we shall not encounter any difficulties on our voyage.

Mick Ricky - 1/28/2024 11:21pm

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