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S. Glenn 11/11/2023 11:52pm


The new safehouse is a bit odd. Mid-century orbital living structure with a posh address in the inner Outer Rim --ㄣᄅㄥ6Ɛㄣᄅ, 8ގㄥގ60ㄣ0ㄣ. It's got a hi-fi and sisal carpet and floor to ceiling windows, but something about it is a bit off. Nice place like this and then skimp on the furniture? What a shame. Former owner couldn't wait to get it off her hands. Some people have no taste.

In any case, it will suit our needs just fine. And a knockout view of the Wandering Moons to boot.






Sally McNancy 8/9/2023 11:59pm


This furniture gives me a disturbing feeling.

I don't know whether to throw up or accept it as some nouvelle ironic chic.

Everyone looked monstrous at my party. Disgusting, disturbing creatures. They had a good time, but I'm just not sure that's the kind of party I want to have.

@Rebus Wilson can you remind me of the return policy? There was only the one party.






Sally McNancy 4/28/2023 11:34pm


Yes I've been in contact with Zephyr Air about the delivery of a new sectionette to my orbital living structure here on the Outer Rim. It's a mid-century modern orbital living structure with a hi-fi and sisal carpet and floor to ceiling windows and a view of the wandering moons. But I need a zippy new sectionette to make it complete!

They referred me to this number after selecting my sectionette from the catalog.

My address is:

Sally McNancy
ㄣᄅㄥ6Ɛㄣᄅ
8ގㄥގ60ㄣ0ㄣ
the outer rim






Rebus Wilson 1/15/2023 11:53pm


After signing my life away on a big shipment of substandard living room furniture, I'm faced with providing home delivery to all of my wonderful customers out here on the Outer Rim.

Would it be possible to extend my contract with Zephyr Air Transport?

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Hopefully,

Rebus Wilson






Agent McHull 10/20/2022 1:03pm


Hi. Before we talk any further I need to get this stuff lifted up. Could you sign here, here here and here. Just some formal paperwork, you know, consenting to having us carry this stuff, paying us, agreeing to be...'disposed of' if anything unusual happens involving the furniture. Normal stuff.






[Redacted] 10/20/2022 12:56pm


Yeah sure. We can pick up your furniture. Agent McHull will meet you in a few minutes. Don't ask how he gets there so fast.






[Redacted] 10/20/2022 12:52pm


Ugh new ship, new smell. I hate the smell of new Zephyrs.






Fruits McGill - 9/13/2022 10:35pm

Job claimed by [Redacted] 2022-10-20 12:56:34

SUBSTANDARD LIVING ROOM FURNITURE

At Heritage Dynasty Furniture, we sell only the finest dinettes, kitchenettes, cabinettes, and sectionalettes for modern people in modern homes with modern tastes. 

We also have a backlog of substandard furniture and home accents that we’re sending to the Outer Rim at rock bottom prices. 

We need a dedicated airship delivery crew to form the backbone of our supply chain as we ring in a new era of taste in the Outer Rim. Drop by our factory outlet in the third quadrant to apply and pick up this long lasting and rewarding work.