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entry one - claimed a job. we’ll see.
Job claimed by captxin 2024-01-28 11:28:39
Iced Novelties in the shapes of the Seven Celestial Presidents? SHOULDN'T THAT BE ILLEGAL??!!
Maybe, but they're the most popular iced novelties sold in stores today -- and we've got trouble keeping them on the shelves!
That's where YOU come in. Do you have:
A fast ship?
A healthy disrespect for superstitious nonsense?
Then stop by our frozen flagship factory on Desert Isle 12 and become part of our distribution chain today!
And remember -- there's NO SUCH THING as the Celesital President's Curse. We know, because we trapped it and sealed it away where it will never be unleashed. Again.