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Nathan Hill 2/2/2018 11:08pm

To the Crew of the Invictus: the Labour of the Squirrels remains in the clearing southwest of the Seat of the Squirrels, capitol of the Squirrel Kingdom. We were under the impression that you were removing them from the clearing and transporting them to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook. Did we misunderstand? Should we engage the services of a different owner-operated franchisee member of Zephyr Air Transport to contract this work to?

A side benefit, however, to this delay in the pickup, is that the Labour of the Squirrels (which is now the name they've given to the installation of sculptures in the clearing) has increased in value tremendously, due to the natural weathering the pieces have endured form being outside and unprotected for such a long period of time. Wind has cracked branches, rain has smudged delicate paintwork (originally done in berries and root beer), and birds have taken to nesting in some of the more ornate pieces. As this natural tendency towards decay and rebirth is seen by the squirrels as part of the dynamic they seek to create, they are pleased with this unforeseen outcome, and if it pleases the squirrels, then it pleases the art community, and as a result we've seen opening bids for the auction raise over 10x.

However, such rise in price is not sustainable, especially as at some point the squirrel's work will decompose entirely and soak into the ground. So please, we ask that you pick up these works as soon as possible, or let us know if we should seek to engage a different delivery service.

frockin dude 1/24/2018 1:59am

I am here. Ready to do the work of the gods and deliver all that is to be delivered upon Invictus. God Speed.

Nathan Hill - 1/23/2018 9:25pm

Job claimed by frockin dude 2018-01-24 01:59:10

The squirrels are ready for another pickup. They've been filling up the clearing with more of their sculptures, and they're about full up. Ready for another trip to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook.

The sculptures are delicate and will need to be stowed with great care. I tried to talk them into getting their pieces properly crated, but you know those squirrels! To them it's all about the act of creation, and they don't care what happens to them after that. They believe that wear and tear is natural, and inevitable, and that life is a slow-motion explosion of change and that we should embrace it.

So please come and embrace these squirrel sculptures, located in the clearing southwest of the Seat of the Squirrels, capitol of the Squirrel Kingdom, take them to the Animal Arts & Crafts Faire in Wilderbrook, and you will be paid handsomely in nuts.

Wingless Bird 1/21/2018 7:06am

My first and possibly last job!
With my lack of common sense and navigational skills, I shall achieved greatness when this job reaches completion!

Xombie Request - 1/20/2018 2:24pm

Job claimed by Wingless Bird 2018-01-21 07:06:36

We are stuck in our towns sky harbor and my 1st mate forgot to refuel our dirigible, we will pay a hefty sum for quick delivery from Highhollow refueling station to Barrowpond Sky Harbor, my 1st mate will wave you down, just look for the deformed garbage boy duct taped to the bow of the ship.

Greg Heffley 1/20/2018 7:05am

First Job. Befire I can do it, I need to know the drop off location. Boston I assume

Greg Heffley 1/20/2018 7:00am

I've just arrived, and the ship is in pristine condition. I'll get onto a job soon once I get into my new clothes

Grace Fletcher - 1/18/2018 7:29pm

Job claimed by Greg Heffley 2018-01-20 07:05:18

Hi, the name's Grace and this semester is really taking a toll on me. I feel so tired all the time and i really need a pick-me-up. I need 100 pounds of coffee delivered asap. please and thank you.