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And a yo-ho-ho to you, which is just one yo- away form Santa, with all the Jollyness it brings!
We are hereby most honoured to undertake this brave venture, and hand over these here Ancient Shortbreads even more Ancient to the recipient, in five years time!
It shall certainly add to the value of the vintage.
In the meantime, we shall boldly skedaddle, where no man has skedaddled off to before!
Job claimed by Captain Squirrel Esq 2020-11-16 11:04:58
SHORTBREAD OF THE ANCIENTS
Springer McCavendish here, founder of SHORTBREAD OF THE ANCIENTS brand shortbread cookies.
If they're not ancient, they're not McCavendish!
Aye, that's what my grand daddy told me, dressed in his finest tartans, playing the pipes to summon the unspeakable and equally ancient horrors of the loch. But it's through sacrifices like his that the recipe for McCavendish's SHORTBREAD OF THE ANCIENTS was first acquired, and which allows us to spread the preternatural good flavor of our shortbread to this day!
We've got a dozen pallets of our SHORTBREAD OF THE ANCIENTS on the docs of Destiny City, ready for a ship to Dunsimore, Left Crag. Usual rates apply, but NO SNACKING!
Contact c/o Feats of Strength inc, McCavendish LTD, Dock 42, Destiny City
Stardate: umpteenth unvember 2132443 (they're supposed to be incomprehensible, right?)
USS Enterprise sets out on a five-year mission to Boldly Deliver where No Man has delivered Before!
So, if you have something that needs to be somewhere in five years time - we're your guys!