SHIP'S LOG:

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Drew Pman 12/21/2024 11:23pm

"Sistern! The Giant Catchers are here!"

"And not a moment too soon. Show them in."

The door to the girl's bathroom remains shut, but the tiny knocks and banging persist.

"Doorknob's too high for 'em to reach," says the giant catching technician.

"Oh! My, you snuck up on me."

"Being stealthy's part of the job, mamm. Is the infestation limited to this one location? Do you know how many?"

"Yes, just this restroom. There are two. They belong to the daughter of one of our parishioners."

"Ah, you're a reformed branch?"

"Yes, we believe the giants can be blessed, even if they can't take part in the sacrament."

"Well, it's your church, I guess. Keeps me in business!" The technician gives a wink.

"You will not harm the giants. That is also part of what our church believes."

"Oh don't worry about that. We're 100% live trap. Frankly too much of a stink and a mess to do it any other way."

"Well then. Please... take care of it."

"Yes mamm. My partner and I will get our equipment out of the truck. But please keep an eye on things and make sure they don't leave this room. Got it?"

"Yes. But please be quick. This has been very disruptive for our services today."

Mr. Ter 8/26/2024 11:59am

"Ixno? Me am lost."

"Ter not lost. We together."

dum dum dum

"Thanks Ixno."

"You thanks Ter. We are in dark."

"And cold, Ixno. Room so big and clammy on toes."

dum dum dum
clammy on toes

"Hey you big bloke? How's it going?"

"You is the tiny itchy human in Ter's ear?"

"Yeah! Yeah it is! Where are we, anyway?"

"Ter not know."

dum dum dum

"Ter now know what, Ter?"

"Is only tiny itch human in ear, Ixno. It not know either."

dum dum dum
we not know
dum dum dum
we not know

Timothy Littles 5/5/2024 11:50pm

"Comrade Littles, we're beginning to lose contact with the drivers."

"Don't worry, Comrade Wee. We knew our transistor network wouldn't be able to penetrate the depths of the city."

"Yes Comrade. It's just...."

"Scary? Don't worry. The drivers have prepared for this. And those giant skulls are strong and thick."

"I washed out of Driver training, Comrade. Living inside an ear..."

"Don't think about it, comrade. We're all doing our part. Report our status back to the Central Committee."

CRRRRICK "Attention Central Committee! This is Thumbelina Base. Camp Big Boy has been achieved. Awaiting Phase 2."

Tina Marie 1/13/2024 11:44pm

"And, dear Sistern, will you bless my daughter Dinah's giants?"

"Well of course child. We can pass our blessings onto giants. Does she haver them with her?"

"Yes, They are harnessed. Under her coat."

"Oh those days of having to hide your giants in church are long gone, child. Call your daughter Dinah unto us."

"Dinah! Dinah come here!"

"Yes mother."

"Dinah show her your giants."

"Aw, mom. Really?"

"Yes, if you bring them to church then you might as well have them blessed. Open your coat."

"Uh, mom, I don't really..."

"Open your coat!"

"Well, see, they where itchy. And they couldn't get enough air..."

"Oh, dear child, you have loosed them on the church?"

"In the bathroom...."

"Attention, everyone. Please leave the church immediately and in an orderly fashion...."

Tina Marie 9/29/2023 11:06pm

"Oh Dinah your giants have made such a mess!"

"You said they should have their way. That it's their own little kingdom and they should do as they choose."

"Well not if it makes such a mess. There's sawdust EVERYWHERE."

"Aw, mom..."

"And you'll have to repair the ramparts yourself. We can't just keep buying new architecture."

"I've got an allowance."

"Put them to bed and then vacuum this up. Remember you've got Sisterning in the morning."

"I HATE Sisterning."

"You'll be confirmed like everyone else in the family. Now start cleaning this up so you can get to bed."

Mr. Ixnorthorb 6/26/2023 11:04pm

Dum dum dum

Tear down big doors

Dum dum dum

"Ixno! We tear down big doors"

"Yes Ter! Big doors down we tear!"

Dum Dum Dum

"Ixno! Friend!"

"Ter! Friend!"

CRASH!

Dum dum dum

...

...

"Ixno! Sacred Temple so big inside!"

"Ter! Or we so tiny!"

"Like tiny humans..."

"Humans? Ter, I have secret."

"Tell secret safe, Ixno."

"I have human in my ear."

"Ter too! Itchy!"

"Ha ha yes itchy!"

Dum dum dum

Giant temple

Dum dum dum

Giant temple

Billy Bantam 3/6/2023 11:54pm

"You're doing great, big guy, just keep following the crowd."

"Following the crowd, dum dum dum."

I'm perched out on the the big guy's tragus, taking a peek at the the herd as it shuffles forward. The great archways of the Great Temply lie dead ahead, and someone is already is already trying to shut the giant doors. Ha ha get it? "Giant doors?"

There's no way they're going to keep these big haulers locked out. They were bred to be the biggest and the strongest of all the giants, and now there's no stopping them. Not with us pulling the strings.

BOOM BOOM BOOM

And that's just the footfalls. We haven't even made it to the doors yet.

Timothy Littles 12/3/2022 11:24pm

"Comrade Littles, 100% of our drivers are reporting, and we have full control of heavy lifters."

"Excellent, Comrade Wee. And the free-rangers?"

"Giants without drivers are following the herd."

"Alright, I want continuous eyes on them. If one steps out, we'll need to activate the nearest drivers to corral them in."

"Yes comrade."

"Inform all drivers to begin to head into the city."

CRRRRICK "Attention all drivers! This is Thumbelina Base. Proceed to Camp Big Boy. Repeat, proceed to Camp Big Boy. Over."

Billy Bantam 9/9/2022 11:54pm

It’s true, I’ve got a soft spot for the big lug.

He’s not evil. He’s actually quite sweet. He’s just a tool for the real authoritarians.

"That's enough there, big lad," I holler down his ear canal. "You can take off that big heavy rope now. Just lift it off and throw it on the ground."

WHUMP

"So don't that make you feel a whole lot better?"

"Huh?"

"I said, don't that make you feel a whole lot better?"

"What you say?"

"I'm just askin':"

WHUMP

"Ok, big guy. That's plenty. Don't knock anything else over. I know it feels good, but we've got it all worked out. You just walk this way."

"Okie dokey, little pet. Walk this way, dum dum dum walk this way, dum dum dum..."

Mr. Ixnorthorb 6/29/2022 10:37pm

Dum dum dum

Walk this way

Dum dum dum

Walk this way

Dum dum dum

Walk this way

"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't be cooped up in some giant's ear!"

... Is that the little human in my ear?

"You win the prize, my friend. Now, if you just listen to me, I'll take you places, big guy. We'll go far!"

Oh goody. I always wanted a pet.

Dum dum dum

Walk this way

Dum dum dum

Walk this way