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We specialize in deliverying items other firms aren't able to, due to danger, hyper-sensitivity, secrecy concerns, or fictional status. We're also ready and eager to go "off the map!" Trust us with family heirlooms, cursed and/or magical implements, esoteric commodities, and more.

Post your job here and one of our franchisee owner-operator fleet captains will respond as soon as they reach next port. Please specify:

  • Pick up location
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  • Type of goods and quantity

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Babs Lumberton - 11/22/2020 10:56pm

Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd.

Dream boards ahoy! I've got 270,000 board feet of Mighty Wonderland dream timber, needs to get to Pineville for that big secret project going on at the New Mill.

And yes that's a MIGHTY LOAD! 6750 planks, each one ten feet long, two feet wide, and 2 inches thick. They're stacked for shipment in convenient 10 ft x 10 ft x 10 ft units, 300 planks to a bundle, and we've got 22 and a half of them! So you'll need at least about 22,500 cubic feet of cargo space. That's a 2,250 sq foot footprint, assuming you've got the headroom. Check my math if you think I'm wrong, but I think you'll need a mighty big ship.

The weight of this shipment, however, is up to you, as this is dream timber fresh from the Mighty Wonderland. If you find the burden of its weeping sap too heavy for you, just remember that for every Dream Tree harvested, Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd. plants TWO in its place!

Follow the hoot owls to the landing space in the clear cut outside our HQ in Millerston to pick up this job.

Babs Lumberton, Esq.
Mighty Wonderland Logging Ltd.
Planting our Dreams for Tomorrow, Consuming our Dreams for Today