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We specialize in deliverying items other firms aren't able to, due to danger, hyper-sensitivity, secrecy concerns, or fictional status. We're also ready and eager to go "off the map!" Trust us with family heirlooms, cursed and/or magical implements, esoteric commodities, and more.
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- Pick up location
- Type of goods and quantity
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Fly your own airship--from the comfort of your own home!
Have you always wished to be the captain of your own airship, but have found that the commitments are just too much?
Do you like controlling large lighter-than-air craft through the familiar screen of your own computer?
Do you have an interest in giant guinea pigs?
Then the Flying Comrade is looking for you!
We've got an airship full of passionate Marxist-separatist guinea pigs of exceedingly large size who need YOU to help give them direction in life. And in the air! Sure. they're spunky and have minds of their own, but love the firm hand of guidance and mentorship, especially when communicated via picto-screen and the remote-release of enormous kibble pellets. You stay home and tell these guinea pigs what to do as they drive their airship through the sky, wreaking havoc and liberating the proletariat as they go!
Live the Dream today!
Please respond via this service to Whisper Genius, emcee emeritus of the Whisper Genius.
Mitch Katchum's Iced Miracles! I need transfer of one refrigerated container to Enthusiasm Island. Pickup at our 3PL in Rangerton, "Home of the Misties!" Call ahead and I'll make sure I'm there to unlock the warehouse. You can land at the aerodome out back. Come on down and share an Iced Miracle with me and we'll talk terms.
hi i am little daisy, master of fire roasts.
here i'll show you:
you're a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***then you say a terrible roast"***
i say, "NO! YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
see? i am master of fire roasts.
Anyway, I need two tons of Granny Munchkin Littlum's Cookies taken from the Granny Munchkin Littlum's Cookies factory and sent to FlOwEr POWER plaza in beautiful, downtown Oakland, California.
I will either help you create a fire roast or give you mucho dinero de monopolio ;))) hehehe
Tara Dactil, casual neighborhood human-ey human with human characteristics
Hi! I am regular human being called Tara Dactil! I am just a causal human being that is not suspicious and has many normal human traits and qualities like a round pudgy face and absence of wings! I live in a normal human dwelling with normal human companions doing normal human things!
I need a box of NORMAL HUMAN THINGS, not pterodactyl eggs in a thin, worn Walmart grocery bag inside of a thin, worn cardboard box, sent to another NORMAL HUMAN, who lives in the Fresh Kills Landfill in New York, NOT because there is a pterodactyl community there secretly hiding the trash and I want my babies to have the best education!!
NO! I AM JUST A NORMAL HUMAN!! HOW MANY TIMES WILL I SAY THIS!!!! I AM TARA DACTIL, NORMAL HUMAN BEING WIT NORMAL HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am offering three percent equity in my company Pterodactyl Ventures, a house made of bones in the Yadrovo Landfill, and a cake made with the human love of me, normal human Tara Dactil.
I would like you to get me some rare Californium camel teeth from the legendary Mistake Island
Prime Minister, Rosie Price, of the Nentheenth dimension
Hello, I have never done this before, writing, I mean. I live in the Nentheenth dimension, which most mortals can't even dream of, much less visit. We don't typically indulge in mortal activities such as writing or reading or eating or breathing or existing. Like the younger generation of the Nentheenth dimension likes to say, "That is like so twenty dimenstions ago!"
But, in this specific situation, I am desperate enough to lower myself to this fickle and unstable communication form.
As the Prime Minister, I over see the entire dimension and go to parliamentary proceedings. It all very democratic and well mannered and idyllic.The problem is, I may or may not have accidentally taken a couple bribes in the form of galaxton kisses.
And well, several of the ministers are plotting to find out evidence of what bribes I may or may not have accepted and expose me to the entire dimension.
So, I have a small metal container that may or may not be filled with liquid information, evidence that I may or may not have taken galaxton kisses, as bribes. (I know what you are thinking, galaxton kisses, really? but you must know that galaxton kisses may or may not be very good in a lot my recipes from the homeland and sometimes a girl may or may not just want some comfort food, even if the main ingredient may or may not require harvesting of galaxton lips!!)
The box must be burnt in front of sage prince and recorded and subsequently snap chatted to me(@RosieNendsSudes0021) to prove its delivery. I am offering two ghost rivers, five Tide Pods in the limited edition flavor BLOOD OF YOUR DEEPEST ENEMY, two hundred zxlingots, and a bucket of Neenthucky Fried Chicken.
This request is urgent, please take it soon.
NEEDED: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION SERVICES
CARGO: 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS.
CARGO MUST BE ALOFT FOR NO LESS THAN 168 HOURS. ONE FULL WEEK OF EXPOSURE TO COSMIC RAYS AT DIRIGIBLE CRUISING ALTITUDE REQUIRED FOR THIS FRESH BIOFILM TO PROPERLY CURE.
PICK UP: CLONEWOOD STUDIOS
DELIVER TO: CLONEWOOD STUDIOS
ENCULTURATOR: SHOSHO MCCABE