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The Sadie Hawkins 1/18/2019 11:04pm

Starry Skye

Wow there sure are a lot of new addresses here! The homes and buildings sit perched on lumps of land floating in every direction. Occasionally connected by a rainbow bridge or a waterfall, most of the divots stand alone, sprouting grasses and mushrooms and rocky outcroppings. There's usually a clear "top," where things grow, and an "under" of dark roots and dripping stone. Hettie and I swoop between them, avoiding the clouds and rain and sky devils that pass between. Bu...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 1/16/2019 8:17pm

Hugo

I accept the job...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 1/14/2019 10:43pm

Pomme Contrebandier

Ah mais! Tu ne t'en souviens pas, Monsieur Camembert, cet ensemble de cartes de recettes de cuisson tout à fait vierge, jadis tenu dans les tentacules visqueux des têtes couronnées de l’Univers 13b, mais inextricablement perdu dans les "Vagues de Mutilation" de Quarante-neuf Mille Années de Guerre? Cet ensemble contenait en effet une carte de dirigeable "Mettons-nous ce Pain en état", en parfait état, et n'a pas été vue depuis si longtemps. Pour ma part, je serai...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 1/12/2019 5:55pm

Billy Sabab

I’d forgotten what a shifty bunch rare book dealers are. Especially the even more shady ones that would be interested in a tome like "The Traits, Features, Characteristics, Peculiarities, Mannerisms, Qualities, and Attributes of the Hymergian Man-Fungus," with fold-out illustrations intact. It takes me all morning till I find one I think I can trust. “No, no! Don’t fold it out! You haven’t been looking at it directly, have you? Here, put these on.” He hands me a pair o...(READ MORE)

Araceli 1/10/2019 11:19pm

Jimmy Three-hands

The Skunk's burn party was a rager. All the hoity-toity of Bakemono Road was there. There were Turtlemen, pounding in their shells, and Badgers running the catering, Foxes at the bar, Demon lawmen with their stars pointed upside down. And plenty of Raccoons--Raccoons in the logs, Raccoons in the house, Raccoons in the fields and streams. The party was crawling with Raccoons. Lousy with Raccoons. Jimmy Three-hands wasn't about to get spotted by those Raccoons. Skunk didn't take much more...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 1/8/2019 11:08pm

Doctor Argosa

While we have all now become the Mirror People, we are still ourselves on the inside. This leads me to believe that the situation may still be reversible. The skin of the crew started to turn shiny in patches. The Captain was becoming calmer, and less manic, but I knew it was likely just the Droste Fever taking him to a fugue state. Soon crew members' entire bodies were coated with the shimmery, silver coating... faceless reflective mannequins. This doctor included. Clothes melted away, wh...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 1/6/2019 10:58pm

Grace Gearhorn

The sonar is depicting a curious scene. We're on our way to this "Aw-stray-lee-uh" to deliver the Haunted Dolls retrieved by Junior Navigator Claira. It's a very strange and faraway land, seldom visited by Deep Murk sailors like us, and the route is taking us through some uncharted regions of Floodspace. There's so much we still don't know about Floodspace... what it's made of, what causes the waves and currents within it....But we know that Floodspace is wet. We know there are...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 1/4/2019 10:43pm

Cucurbita Pepo

The mouth of the cavern looms in the distance, jagged and cackling. Our journey could have ended at the peduncle... at the inflorescence. But we needed to see where the path led. What was it all headed towards? And what's the rush? Hacking through a wet jungle of fibrous dendrites and seed pods. The floor is wet too--and soft and bouncy and thick. Alejandro sticks his hand into the mushy mush. It's slightly acidic and stings. There's some debate about whether to use any of the water left i...(READ MORE)

Egregore 1/2/2019 10:15pm

Rose Nomenclature

The whole "dangerous and haunted artifacts" thing can get to be a grind. After a few dozen enchanted animal skulls; a small gym's worth of possessed swords, daggers, sentient shuriken, demon whips; whispering and bleeding statues that moan in the night; soul-famished sweaters that bind the face and neck to extract the spirit of the wearer; hats that give visions of indescribable horror; (and so on... you get the drift); it can feel like you're just some kind of removalist, hired by the...(READ MORE)

Albion 12/31/2018 7:25pm

Magnus Arquebus

The Albion has been completely obscured by the waxy combs constructed by the Giant Bee swarm. The top of Storm Mountain is now completely covered by their honeycomb, as the Giant Bees fly too and fro, raiding the local sugar factory and corn syrup production facilities. We at Enormous Hives, LLC, have suggested setting the nearby prairie on fire, in order to produce the smoke necessary to shoo the Giant Bees away and let us take control of the Albion and remove it (and of course entirely repa...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 12/29/2018 7:24pm

Soap Lotus

I guess I’ve fallen in with a rough crowd here. Leroy, Burt, Evenander the Psychic, Scarred Lil, Jimmy the Put Up, Little Gnarls, and PJ. They do what it takes to extract a living off the streets here in Coconutville, and what they do isn’t always pretty. I thought by now I’d have a steady job, and an apartment, maybe with a view of the bay... instead we live in the abandoned warehouse district, Evenander pulling them in, Little Gnarls holding them up, PJ going in for the bag and tossing i...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 12/24/2018 4:39pm

Curious Curios Inc.

Microwave Explosion Gone Missing! I'm sure you've seen it on the news, Hope it's not because they opened the Chinese Lightning Box. Luckily I had insurance,...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 12/22/2018 10:21pm

Wanda McDervish

Sometimes our passengers’ pets can catch the sniffles and sneeze (while we’re transporting their gold in our deep freeze) and who can they turn to in their time of need? Me! Wanda McDervish, veterinarian of the air! Poodles, persian kitties, wolfhounds and cockatiels—remember, the Golden Stone is kept quite cool to ensure your gold suffers no fissures and cracks while en route, and your little partner could use a cloak or a sweater for the entire time they’re on board. But if they...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 12/20/2018 10:18pm

Ben Tater

I have successfully joined the crew of The Flying Comrade! Using the remote interface, I directed them to my location and, wearing my full Guinea Pig suit, scrambled up the ladder when they dropped it. Guinea pigs are naturally social, and when confronted by another one their own size, they immediately took me into their fold, sniffing me minimally and popcorning to express their delight! But it seems Giant Guinea Pig society--even radical Marxist Giant Guinea Pig Society--has its pecking...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 12/18/2018 7:52pm

Count Almaviva

La storia degli uomini di pan di zenzero All'inizio, gli ingredienti non erano mescolati. Farina, zucchero di canna, burro, miele, nemmeno lo zenzero. Ma presto lo chef li ha combinati tutti nella ciotola, e così è iniziata la grande miscelazione. Dopo mille mahayuga di mescolanza, siamo stati versati nelle infinite pianure e cucinati sotto l'occhio infuocato di Vesta finché non siamo diventati qualcos'altro interamente - qualcosa di più della somma dei suoi ingredienti! Siamo esist...(READ MORE)



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