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Zephyr Air Transport's fleet of continuous merchant dirigibles is continually scouring the many earths, connecting outposts and communities far and wide. Jobs are picked up "on the fly" by ships in your area, and may pick up whatever additional work they're able to drum up on their own. Each ship in our fleet is owner-operated, working under the auspices and supplementary logistical infrastructdure of Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

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MOST RECENTLY UPDATED SHIPS' LOGS

The Useless Precaution 12/18/2018 7:52pm

Count Almaviva


La storia degli uomini di pan di zenzero All'inizio, gli ingredienti non erano mescolati. Farina, zucchero di canna, burro, miele, nemmeno lo zenzero. Ma presto lo chef li ha combinati tutti nella ciotola, e così è iniziata la grande miscelazione. Dopo mille mahayuga di mescolanza, siamo stati versati nelle infinite pianure e cucinati sotto l'occhio infuocato di Vesta finché non siamo diventati qualcos'altro interamente - qualcosa di più della somma dei suoi ingredienti! Siamo esist...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 12/16/2018 10:44pm

Armando Lupiz


Still no sign of Starry Skye anywhere in the Fields of Cairn. We've traveled as far as a plasma moth can fly in day in every direction from the Castle Shard, which is the recognized central landmark for this region of Grenderpex. The natives of this region are a taciturn bunch at best, and no one was interested in mentioning their recollections of a girl riding a giant moth surrounded by blue flame passing through. There was one old woman, toothless, dressed in rags, who insisted on dragging...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 12/14/2018 11:20pm

Fritz Camembert


To the Rose it May Concern, The "Let us Secure this Bread" card has been undocumented and was assumed lost since its last sighting in the 37th era of the Smudging Bard in universe Q14. While there is recognized provenance for the "Kneading of the Bread," the "Salting of the Bread," the "Buttering of the Bread," the "Baking of the Bread," the "Toasting of the Bread", the "Startering of the Sourdough Bread," and the "Sn...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 12/12/2018 10:26pm

Billy Sabab


The best combination of proximity and the cargo we have is the Rotting Worm Book Faire in Old Habitsform. It's the perfect place to take "The Traits, Features, Characteristics, Peculiarities, Mannerisms, Qualities, and Attributes of the Hymergian Man-Fungus," and I'm sure I'll know at least a couple of the rare book dealers in attendance. Though horrible to behold, the illustrated fold out pages are intact! Just imagine the intrinsic value! Stopping at random garage and estate sale...(READ MORE)

Araceli 12/9/2018 10:13pm

Jimmy Three-hands


CRUNCH. Well Jimmy Three-hand's bones were certainly messed up now. I hurled myself off Joe King Crow's back, fell through the sky like a rock, right down into the den of the unknown, right down into the very maw of Bakemono Road, right down smack middle into the eye of the storm. Right down into the backyard of the Skunk. And it was hard. Rock hard. Skunk didn't keep up a nice plush lawn. It was the hard surface of the earth. Luckily Bakemono Toad's blubber and bone were there to cushion...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 12/7/2018 10:11pm

Captain Pirate


"Oh, hello me!" "Hello you. How are we doing?" "Well, we're just fine. Thanks for asking." "Wait, are you you and me me?" "Apparently so, since we're talking to each other." "Oh come on. Haven't you ever heard of internal monologue?" "It steals the soul. Like a mirror." "Now you're talking." "That's you!"...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 12/4/2018 4:49pm

Claira


I would like to formally apologise for my misrepresentation of distances in my previous log entry. My homeland was ruled by a corrupt theocracy in which all measurements of distances were transposed into our system. Old habits are difficult to override, however, I will surely make up for this in future. I am, however, happy to report a successful retrieval mission. Though the dolls were covered by a thick layer of hydrophobic tar (odd to see around these parts, I know), a little contained gre...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 12/1/2018 3:08pm

Petty Officer Rigsby


"Petty Officer Rigsby, here sir!" "Ensign Rogers, sir!" "Corporal Titus, sir!" "Private Nickles, pumpkin head, sir!" "Private Blaine, pumpkin head, sir!" "Corporal Thickness, pumpkin head, sir!" The Sergeant turned around and looked at us through the eye holes cut into his massive orange head. "Now I realize there might be some nervousness in the squad, now that most of us are pumpkin heads," said the Se...(READ MORE)

Egregore 11/28/2018 10:20pm

Rose Nomenclature


Well the Psychic High School adventure turned out to be a near thing, but the retrieval of dangerous and haunted artifacts often does. Especially when they're held in a library as well guarded as Psyhigh's. The easiest (and safest) approach was to check the book out, and then "forget" to return it. For such an endeavor I'd need to create a "fill-in" for myself, a homunculus, a rapid prototype clone which could take my place perfectly, reacting in all the right ways, havin...(READ MORE)

Albion 11/25/2018 8:24pm

Magnus Arquebus


I'm sure you've all seen it on the news--how the Albion has been adopted as the new queen of the Giant Bees. I should have known the Albion's black and yellow color scheme could cause them some confusion. Anyway, the swarm has forced the Albion to the top of Storm Mountain (in the vicinity of Oak Cliff) and have begun to build their hive. I'm sure there'd be no danger to the crew if they'd like to escape at that point, before all the Giant Bee Wax starts to flow....(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 11/21/2018 7:36pm

Soap Lotus


You'd think that a young blimp in a coconut grove would have an easier time finding a job. My arms are too stubby to be a fast enough dishwasher, and I'm not big enough yet to carry a load that anybody will pay for. So I've made some friends in Coconutville and we hang out in the park a lot. They're looking for jobs too but can't find a proper one either. We play basketball and everybody wants me on their team because I get really good air....(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 11/19/2018 8:45pm

Slobodkina


Well lucky me! Guess who's headed to the Colonial Symbolism Symposium and Colloquium? That's right! ME! I mean, and the crew of the Thot Slayer. They're apparently on this big diversity kick, and word of my progressive attitudes (not to mention snazzy new uniforms) seems to have gotten around. So, I'm getting my deck ready, and practicing all my TED Talk hand gestures. I'm just so happy that a formerly stodgy old place like the Colonial Symbolism Symposium and Colloquium is interested in hea...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 11/17/2018 3:01pm

Annie Griffin


Job claimed, Curious Curios Inc.!...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 11/16/2018 9:39pm

Ben Satisfaction


Who irons the golden arm bands? Me, of course! Ben Satisfaction, Golden Armband Ironer. What's with the armbands you say? A little creepy and militaristic? Not at all! Oh ho ho ho. Not at all. You see, the Golden Armbands are only worn at special occasions, by special people, for special reasons. There are members of the crew who are members of The Royal Society of Gilded Gleaners, and as such must perform the appointed Rituals of the Golden Ones at the appointed times. You've seen them as a...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 11/14/2018 11:18pm

Ben Tater


I've decided to forego the remote connection, and actually join the crew of The Flying Comrade as one of them. That is, a giant guinea pig. Or, in my case, a man in a giant guinea pig suit. There's no way we can truly act as a team unless I'm right there with them, claws on the deck. I need to drink from the same stainless steel tube, eat the same pellets, and yes, use the same bedding for my biological functions. Then we can really bond, and I can take the crew to the next level. I'm also...(READ MORE)




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