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Moonbeam 9/19/2019 5:28pm

Captain Jack Fenris

No, it is not a regular thing to get mummified cat alerts. They are from the ship Wonderfly9000 by the looks of it! Find out exactly where it is coming from, and we'll go check it out. We are to proceed with caution, as we don't know how dangerous they will be....(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 9/19/2019 12:08am

Slobodkina

"Git aout o' here! Get aout o' here! They seen us—git aout fer your life! Dun't wait fer nothin'—they know naow—Run fer it —quick—aout o' this taown —" I tell you there certainly are some characters here in Port Nelson! The old salty sailor almost knocked me over on his way out of the local eatery. What people will do to get out of paying their tab. I, for one, feel it's our duty to help bring economic stability to establishments here on the frontier. So I had a wond...(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 9/14/2019 11:41pm

Pakhet

This land is dry and tastes of metal. The rays of father's light have scrubbed it clean of life. My sisters and I, with our ribs wrapped in ribbon and our eyes full of clay, call upon our mother to leap into this empty womb, as she leapt into the womb of her mother, and bring us fish and milk and all the gifts of life, as we rub against her ankles, purring....(READ MORE)

Araceli 9/11/2019 10:15pm

Jimmy Three-hands

The Traveling Ant stood upside down on the underside of the road. As I said, he was big, the biggest Traveling Ant I'd ever seen, as big as a timberjack. He had a worn out top hat on his head and a bindle over his shoulder. "Hullo, Mr. Ant! I see you upside down on the underside of the road there, standing tall as a timberjack in your worn out hat. But I see your bindle bundle swings the same way you do, towards the road. I can understand how a Traveling Ant like you has feet that cling,...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 9/9/2019 11:12pm

Captain Pirate II

"そしてそれは何ですか？ コーヒーとミルクの色です!" "What? That? Oh it's just some bit of dust, caught up by a whirlwind. Sometimes we see them this high." We were on the larboard observation deck, the film crew taking some b-roll. "しかし、顔があります！ そして、角！ 私たちを見ています。 そして私たちに従ってください!" "Oh, that's just a common perception misperception of people who hav...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 9/7/2019 10:17pm

Aeon Lore

I have always been a skeleton. My crew--skeletons. My family on the Planet of the Many-Colored Grass--skeletons. You look upon me now with horror, but the looks my people and I shared with one another were as full of love and longing and spite and hate as you and your people, with your horrific water-filled cellular padding covering your own beautiful structures beneath. But, like, you, we were driven towards discovery, towards the unknown. Agressi sunt mare tenebrarum, quid in eo...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 9/5/2019 10:37pm

Cucurbita Pepo

We thought the great probing tips were mere hallucinations, abstractions of our minds driven wild by living so long in this land of giants, our own thoughts becoming larger than ourselves, larger than the giant furniture around us, larger than the moons and the very universe itself! But no. The probing tips were real. Alejandro was taken by their great fleshy protrusions, pinched away like a flea and extracted to the heavens as we attempted to scale a pillow. How can we bite back against s...(READ MORE)

Egregore 9/3/2019 11:00pm

Rose Nomenclature

Still tracking the dreadnaught coelacanth as it speeds for the deep ocean. Destiny City Bay is shallow for miles, so it's easy to track the creature visually as it skims just below the surface. It's easily four times the length of the Egregore, and its armored scales cast rainbows. I don't plan on getting the return fee on this one, and won't be surprised if they stop payment on the upfront fee. But holy homunculi if this whole thing doesn't feel like a setup. It seemed like a regular gig, bu...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 9/1/2019 10:31pm

Soap Lotus

"This sounds like some kinda slavery to me. Blimp slavery." "Oh, no, sir, I assure you. There's no slavery here. Our blimps are merely exceedingly well disciplined. They'd be perfect for someone like you, hoping to create a small fleet on such short notice. They take commands, do whatever you say, but they're also able to make decisions on the field of battle on their own. See? It's that good ol' blimp free will we hear so much about." I'd been putting out feelers, tryi...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 8/30/2019 10:25pm

Presto LaRue

The Magician's Union ain't too jazzed about this missing lightning box business. We know youse crows and ragpickers rousted those piles o' twigs in the shanty town out near da landing fields. If'n any o' youse found somethin' interesting, you better let the Cryptic Order know about it, pronto, capisce? Unless you wanna find youself sawed in half. Presto LaRue Marshal of the Inside Sentinel Magician's Union, Poughkeepsie Branch...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 8/28/2019 9:59pm

Auric Bomburst

Yes! I called your name, you filthy little bird, strewing your feathers and dung on my first class golden ticket! I'm the reason for this whole she-bang! The customer! And the wealthiest one by far. Can't you see my golden rings, my golden chains, my golden grillz to boot? Well I'll show you my golden boot unless you bring me my Goldschläger pronto, you proletarian penguin! Oh my dear you've raised me now, my temperature is going sky high! My gold is starting to fracture and crack, and the i...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 8/26/2019 9:41pm

Ben Tater

We're back on the beach, but it's ugly now. It's like there's been an oil spill and a toxic airborne event all at once, and it's lit up by the greasy lights of a nearby refinery. A refinery that didn't used to be there. Scruffy said it was the result of our collective spirits, that this VR hideaway within the already hidden-away psychic dank web was directly tied to our neural nets, and that this poisonous darkness was a reflection of our hearts. Because we lost Chuckles at Big Data Bank....(READ MORE)

Albion 8/24/2019 11:58pm

Magnus Arquebus

The Albion continues to scour the desert, hoping for a single desperate sign of Airshipmechanic apprentice @Eve. There is nothing. The sandstorm has scrubbed the desert clean in places, revealing outcroppings of stone and petrified bones of long dead beasts. In other areas, hillocks and dunes where before there were none. There are no tracks or unnatural debris. She could be buried, or utterly sandblasted away to oblivion. I conduct the service from the deck. A jar of honey poured ove...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 8/22/2019 10:16pm

Count Almaviva

La ricerca del biscotto che non lascia briciole non era qualcosa che l'equipaggio potesse apprezzare. Per loro, il sapore dolce e dolce dei Primi Biscotti era abbastanza, e avrebbero volentieri trascorso il resto della loro vita a godersi le antiche ricette, avvolte nel rapimento carnale dei primi gusti. L'aspirazione di ottenere il biscotto non trattabile e poi di mangiarlo era un viaggio che sono stato costretto a prendere da solo. Così ho iniziato con un posto in classe di pullman per Old...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 8/20/2019 10:50pm

Billy Nails

Have you started to sense the pattern, kid? Where all these Psyhigh penpal mails are landing? No? Well, you'll get a feel for stellar cartography as you go, but take a look at my wall. Yes, it's ok if you move the curtain, kid. There. You can see I've pinned the location of every address we've dropped one of the Lilx letters off at, and then I connected them with golden yarn. Yes, it is a bit like string art. But that just helps point out how the distribution is *too* regular. Now, a random dist...(READ MORE)



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