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USS Imperative 5/22/2025 9:55pm

Adam Pausa

Mezzzzzzzmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZMO Mezmomezmomezmomezmomezmomezmomezmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMO!...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 5/20/2025 6:06pm

Aura Cathartes

I heard you might be looking for some crew? A mayday is a heck of a way to put out a want ad. @Ferus Equid...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 5/18/2025 8:46pm

Hugh Stubb

I've got plenty of thoughts about this job....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 5/16/2025 6:06pm

Roberto Shelton

Puppy Grande really hurled that old hubcap up into the air. Almost straight up above this deserted city street. And then it just hung there. "It's warming up," Puppy explained. And sure enough, that floating hubcap started to hum, and shimmy, and spin... And suddenly it opened up a light, like a theater spot, high definition and full spectrum color, like a shower head raining down. And the city came back to life....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 5/14/2025 9:47pm

Milt McGee

Tom's hackles were rising. The ice had tapered off, and the tunnels had their crawly, rooty look that I'd tried to forget. Only the occasional nightmare. And the wailing. The haunting, tragic, forlorn cries. And what comes next. "Meeeeeorrw...." I'd never heard Tom make that sound before. He'd been a cat that had never shown fear. "C'mon Tom." I turned to look back and shined my flashlight on him. He looked like a different Tom, his hair on end in every direct...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 5/12/2025 9:08pm

Larry Fantasio

It was one of those little tourist traps common around these parts. Just a bunch of shelves set up beneath some tarps in front of a trailer. "Looks can be deceiving!" cackled Black Hermione's head. The @Queen of the Hudson was carrying her by her hair like a latern, letting her look around. Black Hermione didn't seem to mind. The proprietors were all dolled up in costumes as life-sized Kachina dolls. They watched us silently. Apparently not into the hard sell. "Hey Larry!...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 5/10/2025 8:59pm

Little Green Avatar

COMPLIMENTARY UNFOLDABLE MIND MAP For you! So, you've infiltrated the mind-bending gateway to The Pleasant Plain! The Land of Youth! The Apple Fortress! Pepperland! Mill Valley! All on account of this little binary peripheral, one of your mechanical drones with no mind to hoodwink! Pure logic, you say? Well, I suppose it will do just fine as a palimpsest in which to trickle you a few crumbs you have worked so hard to vacuum up. First: It is not the year you think it is. Years! Ps...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 5/8/2025 8:51pm

Ashleigh Whitney

THE HALL OF STONE MONKEYS And here is one of the most wonderful and fascinating features of the Whitmire Mansion--and one I'm sure you've all seen in the holo-walkthroughs--but it's so much more impressive in person, isn't it? In the years before she passed, Frau Hedley focused her foundation's vast resources on collecting important Stone Monkey works from across the sector. The rights to all the pieces are absolutely secure, I assure you, and the remaining lawsuits regarding repatriation...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 5/6/2025 8:10pm

Count Almaviva

Tra gli alberi si sentì una tremenda scossa. Come un tremito della terra! “Tenetevi forte, miei cari amici!” Ho chiamato. "Non preoccupatevi! Io posso rimanere stretta grazie alle mie astuzie ingegneristiche!", disse Minerva DePlume. "Non preoccupatevi! La mia incredibile forza non può essere lasciata andare!" disse Benefico Sal. Ma io e i miei amici cademmo dalle cime degli alberi come frutti maturi. Il popolo delle scimmie si limitava a ridere e ridere,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 5/4/2025 9:02pm

Humbert

We'd put the President of the Clowns in an awkward position. Well, of course, hunched over grabbing his toe and howling, but after that as well. On the one hand, the Big Buttons were sacred. And by offending Four-hole Flat, the President was in hot water. Or, actually, a potential appointment with the Supreme Clown Judiciary Dunk-a-bum. "Don't tell 'em I said nothin! I'll do anyting! ANYTING!" said the President of the Clowns. On the other hand (a giant puffy glove of a hand)...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 5/2/2025 10:20pm

The Pretender

Why do they call it a catsuit? I heard it's from some old TV show. But it does make you feel slinky. All the guests are mesmerized by damn cat statuettes. All except her highness, who has slipped out the back. Everyone's minds are so frozen and stiff--crystalizing from the spell--but it's easy to slink between them and into the hall of mirrors that surround us. Which way did she go? It's hard to know when she looks just like me....(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 4/30/2025 11:00pm

Mick Riverton

"Well will ya look at that." "That's some pomp and circumstance right there." "Been a long time since we seen their like." "Not since the history books. Look damn funny." "Should we get out the genie?" "Yeah kinda seems like a job for the genie."...(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 4/28/2025 8:47pm

Mwo

I could tell you the tale of the Fwang. and their spider silk communication lines that spanned oceans. I could tell you of the Hr'wk and their archeology of cruelty that took centuries to rot. I am very old. Instead, I will tell you of how the Mermaid Imperium came to be. It is a much happier tail. Ha ha, get it?...(READ MORE)

Albion 4/26/2025 9:32pm

Florence Twofoot

The Dollbomination was a horrendous mess, but she got the job done. Rats for brains added a certain mammalian familiarity to her attitudes, and she seems a natural enemy of the dolls haunted by spiders. Her tremendous size didn't hurt either, crashing from deck to deck smashing the doll bosses to pieces, spiders scattering. Unlike the dolls haunted by spiders she has an actual liking for food, not just the ritual of tea parties. She even seems to enjoy her time with the dishwasher, as he c...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 4/24/2025 9:10pm

Skinny Hosier

My skin is rough. All the better for the swim. The soil in hektagrid 9be is largely depleted, but as I extend my tendrils deep into the ground the hormono-nutrients I've been producing will be distributed and effectively mate with the dormant compost from the previous generation, and sprout a new crop. I'll swim till the season changes, slowly wearing away into the earth, and wake up again next year. Not really myself anymore, but was I ever?...(READ MORE)



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