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U.S.S. Lilybug 3/17/2026 11:54pm

Cetacea Jones

Ice crusted over the faces of the Sky Whales, churning their churn, and us still caught up in it. They come up close now, right up to the viewing ports, peering in with their big Sky Whale side eyes, eyelashes covered in snow. Sometimes a big hunk of ice breaks off one of the murmur and it tumbles past while the crew has a shit fit about what if it hit us. Still I can't help but go outside onto the observation deck and try to get closer, get one to speak into the mic, feed it a bit of sky bait b...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 3/15/2026 10:46pm

Captain Pirate IX

Well, it made about as much sense as anything, I figured. But I had a notoriously open mind. "So, how do we go about this?" I asked. "We go in and... bust me out?" "That's the gist of it," said Captain Pirate V. "There are some technical specifics," said Captain Pirate III, "once it comes down to the actual... unboxing." "And the Mephitis is enough?" I asked. "We won't need more ships? A small armada? A squadron?"...(READ MORE)

The Revelation 3/13/2026 10:24pm

Phoenix Quinn

"At least we're all together," Camy said. It was true. If we weren't all together on this ship... "Well, I suppose we should turn ourselves in. Stowaways and all," I said. "Wait? Are you crazy? Nobody ever takes kindly to stowaways," said Campbell. "We're not actually stowaways," I said. "It was a luggage accident. We fell in." "It's true we have no idea who's ship this is... who these people even are...," said Camy. &...(READ MORE)

The Crystal Skull 3/11/2026 11:17pm

Zamora the Magician

Name: Zamora Rank: Bearer of the Seal of Cruft, Harbinger of the Early Dawn, Level IX Leaf Blowing, Adeptus Nonchalantus, Order of the Topaz Star Status: Unknown. Last reported location: Reaper's Peak Work history: Weather worker in the Wandering Wastes, The Madness Zone Zombie Wrangler, The Distinctly Harrowing Hills Ranch, The Madness Zone Mystical Blimp Scrubber, Downy's Hand Wash, Fester Bridge, The Madness Zone Concession stand clerk, Regal Cinemas, Fresno, California...(READ MORE)

The Eolas Anatolijus 3/9/2026 10:44pm

Whitney Micrathene

"Well, it does look heavy," I said. "A statue? A sarcophagus?" "Honestly, it's a fossil," the lawyer said. "Nothing the Bubo can't handle. Doesn't really even need a heavy lifter." "You'll be happy for the extra power," she said. "It's going to be a wild ride home."...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 3/7/2026 11:30pm

Leroy Spindels

Naturally I didn't spend time making any "introductions." The entry to the pens was dark and windy, and I took my leave of the captain and crew before reaching where the creatures were held. As I left the great smelly hall from a side exit, however, I knew they'd found their way. The roars and screeching were horrendous, and I cleared out before I was in any danger of being injured. I listened to timber cracking and planks splitting and splashes till reached the outskirts of town....(READ MORE)

prixxi 3/5/2026 10:43pm

Bat Tango Magoo

yea we all go along with the whole "nanites curse" thing because it keeps everybody off our backs. think about it--when was the last time they actually killed a vampire with one of those things? resistance, baby. thousands of years of micro-exposure to those little thingies, floating around in the air. you've got 'em in you now, everybody's got them. so now i picked up a kitchen job on the prixxi. make it to the next stop. maybe get a bite....(READ MORE)

Egregore 3/3/2026 9:36pm

Rose Nomenclature

"and it won't be long now before--AIEEEEEEEE! Gak! Spur-ang-ang-ang! boinG!" The captain of the automatic mannequin destroyer's head was suddenly being eaten by what looked like a doll's head with mechanical spider legs. Dozens of them had suddenly smashed through the windshields of the bridge and were going after the crew of automatic mannequins with horrific gusto, sawing and buzzing and tearing their way through. I wasn't going to wait around to be next, and fled the bridge....(READ MORE)

SMILEYS BASEMENT 3/1/2026 10:51pm

Fine Mickey

"Status report, First Mate. Are we trimmed for departure?" "Aerostatic equilibrium achieved, Captain. We are at two percent heavy for the roll-out. Ballast tanks are topped, gas cells are at 95% capacity." "Understood. Helm, bring the engines to slow idle. Navigation, what's the wind shear at the tower edge?" "Wind is steady at 12 knots from the Northeast, Captain. We’ll have a crosswind as soon as the nose clears the hangar lip." "Copy...(READ MORE)

e 2/27/2026 9:40pm

Bretenda J

It took awhile, but eventually everybody in town left. In my town, anyway, but seems like it could be every town. Based on what's on the TV and radio. Which is nothing. And websites not updating. I walked to the grocery for some milk. They still had some that wasn't expired, and the refrigerators were still running. But how long was that going to last? And nobody would be delivering milk. The whole place was going to stink. What was I going to live on, frozen food? Then canned? Nobody's pi...(READ MORE)

The Metataxi 2/25/2026 11:49pm

Rita Pearl

"Well it is certainly easier to see, with the light you bring, @Rachel Innocence," I said. "And easier to travel," said @Runa SecretTradition. "And easier to find the threat," said @Ryung Brightness. "I am glad, my sisters," said @Rachel Innocence. "So what is this white sky, and this white rock we stand on?" I ask. "And what is this single point of darkness on the horizon? Not all is made clear, yet." "Belphang and...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 2/23/2026 8:01pm

Herbert Alamak

Dagnabbit! Here I am just trying to jump off this world and into another and what in the name of the Chocolate Twins happens? I get caught up in some pirate's net, and drug back down to the confounded dust. Who ever heard of something coming IN from the out there. Ain't nobody in their right mind wanna come here, and now what am I gonna do about it? You got no right! You hear me?! Let me up in that ship!...(READ MORE)

SS Evergreen 2/21/2026 11:33pm

Salty John

Fifth night on the island. No other signs of human inhabitants so far, but the airborne worms are a regular presence. And worms is the best description for what they are, squirming suspended in air by large bladders of either hot air or a lighter-than-air gas. We've been surprised more than once to find one floating directly above us, over the canopy of trees. Their eyesight seems limited, if existent at all. We do keep to the cover of the jungle, however, and never spend significant time expose...(READ MORE)

Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon 2/19/2026 10:15am

Valoreon Alto

No no, do not worry Violetta... Houses are meant to be crashed into. Suburbs are meant to be overcome with fungus. Do not worry. We are doing right!...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 2/18/2026 11:51pm

starfilly

maybe entropy compounding recursive visual-data idiom camo works too well since seems like nobody can see us at all now which sure i mean is good but we need to land a gig in this strange land if we want to collect the honey bundle goodness analogs it's gonna take to keep fred and zane buzzing, not to mention humboldt and darlene who aren't gonna touch the little bit of spider wasp jerky we've got left. nik, rik, chik have been scanning the EM bands for pirate broadcasts maybe they can find us a...(READ MORE)



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