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Golden Stone 7/15/2018 10:10pm

Varna Johnson

Did you know that all the gold we have on this planet was created in the explosions of dying suns? The temperatures and conditions to create it don't occur on the Earth--only in supernovae, which is the only place it happens. It's stars where the gold comes from, and it's the stars I use to chart the course of the Golden Stone, because I'm Varna Johnson, Ship's Navigator! Sure, we've got maps and radar and dead reckoning charts, but on a clear night I climb up on top of the ship, rope myself...(READ MORE)

Atlas 7/13/2018 8:34pm

Alex Marleybone

It was no surprise that they discovered the truth. I am happy to hear that Melinda and Persephone are safe (looks like I don't need back-up, after all), they appear to have found the city Melinda refers to as "New Krystalris". And I am no dictator! Back in my archeological expedition days, a group of fellow explorers and I came here and discovered the civilization underground. It appears that long ago they decided to live underneath to avoid the environmental hazards, abandoning the su...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 7/11/2018 11:52pm

Whisper Genius

Oh I give up. You can't teach these giant guinea pigs a thing! At the very least, Scruffy has found a good home, but I've found the Guinea Pig Red Liberation Army impossible to control. At least in terms of complicated heist scenarios. Which is why I've decided to monetize my interest in these giant guinea pigs and their airship by renting it out for remote control. As previously stated, "control" might be too strong a word, but at the very least I can rent out access to the picto-...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 7/10/2018 8:19pm

Clammy Hamsphere

OMG my brothers and I can't believe it, but RETURN TO THE MERMAID IMPERIUM is back on! And they're doing one of those time jumps where a lot of stuff happened after the end of the last arc but now new stuff is happening and you don't really know what's going on but it's GOING ON, know what I mean? So, Slyr is like, Emperor of the Mermaids? But left, and is already coming back? Maybe it's some Odysseus thing, and bad guys took over and he'll have to be in disguise and win a trident shooting co...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 7/9/2018 9:53pm

Count Almaviva

Ma come resistere ai Baci di Dama che chiedi? Non è stato facile, amico mio. Forse non abbiamo resistito? Chi, in effetti, potrebbe resistere a quelle dolci labbra burrose? E poi, tra quei cumuli d'oro, dentro il morbido, dolce tesoro marrone? Che cosa? Oh, no, non quello. La Nutella! La soddisfazione è stata così travolgente che l'equipaggio è svenuto per pura felicità. Certo, è stato complicato. Ma alla fine, questo era il quadro in questo esercito di assassini di biscotti che siamo s...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 7/8/2018 9:38pm

Armando Lupiz

It feels great to be back up in the skies again. And especially the skies between planets and moons and stars, after a rough patch like that. Starry Skye and her Fire Breathing Plasma Moth are following close behind--or occasionally dodging up ahead of us, or around us as the Fire Moth sees fit. Ms. Skye didn't feel the moth (Luna as she calls it) was ready for her to spend significant time away, as her first trip between the stars was an especially tender moment in her development. The a...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 7/7/2018 8:40pm

Billy Sabab

KA-CHING! KA-CHING KA-CHING KA-CHING! Good god. What have we unleashed? Rebo, Tender Max, Mr. Fripp, and young Chip--all crushed by the giant steel balls. It seems the energies of those haunted pinball machines--once they were all plugged in and played simultaneously--formed an explosion of eldritch energy, turning the entirety of Old Crag Castle into a giant pinball machine. Giant silver balls--each big enough to fill a hallway, crash from floor to floor. We run for safety between the...(READ MORE)

Araceli 7/4/2018 10:46pm

Jimmy Three-hands

To my recollection, Bakemono Toad lived near the swamps off Bakemono Road. The milkweed and the fences and the dirt road and the trees, the lizards and the rocks and the sunflowers and the bees! The path is dusty pebbles but the swimming holes are near, and you can hear him croaking if he wants you to. CROAK. It was my welcome sign! Ol' Bakemono Toad hadn't forgotten his old friend Jimmy Three-hands. I crawled behind his old broken down mailbox through the ivy and the vine. CROAK. O...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 7/2/2018 10:37pm

Doctor Argosa

Doctor's Log: I watch the Captain sleeping--a curl of dark hair on his forehead, his eyes darting rapidly beneath his closed eyelids--and thank our stars that we haven't blinked out of existence. Even in his dream state, we seem to have enough mythological cohesion to remain in the picture, bobbing on his consciousness like balls floating on the ocean. Though our continuity stream changes course at his whim, it doesn't disappear all together when he's asleep, and his waking imagination is far mo...(READ MORE)

Ventura 6/30/2018 11:43pm

Hartwell ELEC III

The Ventura's always been a marvel, with its all-electric design and transparent xenomaterial bubble, but I never thought I'd be traveling space in it. I'm sure I wasn't alone thinking we were done for once the, well, the Transference Event happened. That's what Dr. Diaz calls it. Me and the rest of the crew, we're just lucky we didn't go completely crazy, everything stretching out like taffy, and swirlin' inside out. But when it was all over, and everything was still in one piece, I had the str...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 6/29/2018 11:57pm

Sgt. Rico

Ship's Micro Log of the Escape Balloon Pelagiidae. Made it clear of the ship with all seats filled. There's Ensign Rogers, Corporal Titus, Petty Officer Rigsby, and myself. During our exit, we managed to catch our mooring cables on the rear vertical stabilizer of the Ol' Big Balloon. We watched our ship go down but can confirm the release of 5 other escape balloons: the Cyaneidae, the Drymonematidae, the Phacellophoridae, the Stomolophidae, and the Ulmaridae. God why did they give them such long...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 6/28/2018 10:21pm

Elvin Nelson

Oh boy taking care of baby blimps is a big job! As soon as you get the last one down for a fluffy cloud nap the first one wakes up and it starts all over again, singing blimpy lullabies and rocking them to sleep in the moonlight. Or the sunset. Or the sunrise. Or at noon. And the toddler blimps are their own kind of handful, tearing around the sky and bumping into each other and falling down. And don't get me started about the biters! Turns out didn't just invest in this blimp farm, but w...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 6/27/2018 11:25pm

Grace Gearhorn

After a few full windups of the engine, we finally spotted the black van. We found a little top-swing window open just enough to let us into the building, which was just another abandoned-looking warehouse in the industrial district. The building seemed dark, but as we explored deeper into the maze of hallways and rooms, we found signs of habitation. It was a room lined with shelves of specimens in jars, each one gently lit with its own tiny spotlight. But these weren't butterflies or orchids on...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 6/26/2018 5:38pm

Slobodkina

So I was convinced by the very nice HR person at Zephyr Air Transport that all the Colonial Symbolism that they utilize has been thoroughly vetted and laundered through state-of-the-art post-appropriation mechanisms, not to mention completely immersed in proprietary meta-irony compounds before being allowed contact with the public, and there was no danger of succumbing to any kind of "creeping rot" or other sleepy fascist/imperial tendencies through exposure to it. So I'm finally ready...(READ MORE)

The Savage 5/31/2018 3:20pm

captain ryan

My ship is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)



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