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Microwave Explosion 10/17/2018 8:09pm

Shosho McCabe

RE: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION MUTATION EVENT SIGNALS RECEIVED FROM THE Microwave Explosion INDICATE A REPLICATION CASCADE REPLICATION CASCADE EVENT. 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM OVEREXPOSED. ACTIVATED BY COSMIC RAYS. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS BURST. THIS IS A BAD THING. ACCORDING TO OUR MODELS, THE BIOFILM WILL HAVE CONSUMED AND REPLICATED THE FIRST COMPLEX SYSTEMS IT ENCOUNTERED. MEANING, THE CREW AND VESSEL OF THE Microwave Explosion. THEN, FLOATING IN AIR LIKE THAT, IT WOULD HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO C...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 10/15/2018 8:37pm

Slobodkina

First day of the new, gender neutral uniforms! Inez, the ship's seamstress, was happy to work on the project, and actually had designs that she'd been sitting on for years! I guess their time had come. Plus, the old uniforms were looking pretty ratty after being repaired and resized for so long. Anyway, we ended up using the drapes lining the curved stairwell on the observation deck. I don't know why they even had the drapes, as it was blocking such a beautiful view. Now the entire crew has...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 10/13/2018 7:26pm

Waylon Schwerhard

I'm the Anti-Grav man. There's really no other way the Golden Stone could keep all that gold up in the air. It's simple physics! I maintain the repulsive array that keeps the ship at the top of the gravity well, and if some people find me repulsive that's just too bad, because it comes with the territory. Years of exposure to the anti-grav have made me the Anti-Man, and I can barely utter a word to friends or family without being rejected right away. But I've learned to live with it. The respons...(READ MORE)

Atlas 10/11/2018 11:39pm

Alex Marleybone

The Resurfacing has been accomplished with hardly a dent to the army. The Desert Arachni were admittedly reluctant to face defeat, and some good men had been lost to the gracious cause. Their deaths were not in vain, however. The breach into the ancient surface had been successful, despite the sacrifice of some beautiful ruins. When witnessing such destruction had reminded me of the previous memories of attending expeditions with my old crew mates, and how we planned months to reach here. Since...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 10/9/2018 5:31pm

Ben Tater

I will say the mobile interface for commnicating with the giant guinea pigs is not ideal. I mean, it’s not like some game where you can just drive the ship—it’s all about human-animal communication, and if you can make a real CONNECTION with the critters, and it’s hard when all they can see is a FaceTime-sized closeup. It’s better when they have a bigger view, and can see my whole guinea pig costume and I can communicate with body movements, popcorning around and stuff. I’ve also cre...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 10/7/2018 8:28pm

Count Almaviva

Durante le nostre lunghe e molte battaglie con tutti i biscotti feroci e terribili, sapevamo che la più grande battaglia di tutti era ancora davanti a noi. Questa sarebbe stata l'inevitabile e inevitabile battaglia della cucina, in cui avremmo incontrato non solo i rack e i rack dei biscotti più pericolosi mai inventati, ma gli chef, i cuochi, gli stessi creatori! Sebbene nel corso delle nostre battaglie avessimo messo naturalmente un po 'di peso in più, le nostre abilità culinarie erano...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 10/5/2018 10:06pm

Starry Skye

Purple skies over fields of mint. I assume they have seasons here, but the year can be odd on these tiny moons and a winter might ever come--just wispy clouds extending high into the atmosphere, the sister moons so close and visible during the day it’s hard to tell where the sky ends, or even if it does, rolling through and endless summer. Hettie and I bob and weave around the Sadie Hawkins, honing her skills and mine at flying as a team. It’s all fun and romping as we do loops around th...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 10/3/2018 10:53pm

Bill Sabab

Time sure flies in the Piercing of the Spires. Maybe it's the altitude. The Matte Kudasai made the climb with no problem and docked at the sky gates of the city. My ticket was good for only one person, but after the events at Old Crag the crew were more than happy to spend their liberty on the ship, tending to some routine maintenance and enjoying the relative safety of their floating home. They had enough to get by for the month I'd be away, so long as they didn't blow all their personal st...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 10/1/2018 8:41pm

Clammy Hamsphere

If they weren't venomous then they wouldn't keep the rats away, is what my brother says. But I don't think that's true. There are plenty of snakes that eat rats that aren't venomous. Those are at the houses that don't have any undead zombie rats walking around in front of them like we do, on account of the venom. Those other snakes eat the rats whole, I tell my brother, but he doesn't believe it. "I believe what my eyes can see," he says, "and I see undead walking zombie rats in t...(READ MORE)

Araceli 9/29/2018 8:55pm

Jimmy Three-hands

"You're right about my bones being all messed up, Joe King Crow," I croaked. "My insides are shattered like a broken clock! I wish I'd never found that old Diamond Mine and fell down in it! Oh these old bones ache..." I knew this would get Joe King Crow's attention. He cocked his head one way and another and looked at me closely with this black crow eyes. "Could you help fly me to the veterinarian in Nudleton, Joe King Crow? I need my bones all set right again.&q...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 9/27/2018 8:22pm

Doctor Argosa

Doctor's Log: The Captain has lost half his mind. It's my diagnosis that he contracted a mise en abyme virus at Chichen Itza, which is now consuming a full 50% of his Mind Cycles. Yes--he's got the Droste Fever. For now, it's had a net positive effect on the ship and crew--there's been a notable reduction in both the frequency and amplitude of our reality changes. However, if untreated, his entire mind will be consumed and we'll all find ourselves lost in the Captain's personal hall of mirro...(READ MORE)

Albion 9/25/2018 8:00pm

Bling Bumble

BZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 9/23/2018 8:42pm

Ensign Rogers

"You suppose those Hot Guns are outta fuel, Corporal?" "There's nothing left to fire at, Rogers. So I suspect they're just being economical." "Well there's all those dried up pumpkin vines still kinda floatin in the air where the Ol' Big Balloon used to be. And a bunch of office papers, and it looks like some feathers from the pillows, and--" "It's all burnt up, Rogers. They've eliminated the target." "And Sergeant Rico too, Corporal?"...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 9/21/2018 5:37pm

Elvin Nelson

Oh boy is it fun running with a wild pack of adolescent blimps! It wasn't so long ago, way before I had this strange medallion of mysterious origin sewn into my head, that I was a young pup myself, running wild in the streets of my home town, scrapping for a crust of stale bread, being beaten by passers-by, then having to give up the stale bread crust to Rumio, the head of the Street Urchin Union. Yes, those were the days. But really this is way better. We swoop through the mountain valleys,...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 9/19/2018 11:12pm

Grace Gearhorn

“Batten down that hatch engineer!!!!” Floodspace exploded above my head, but before the Engineer General even started yelling I was already securing the portal. Why do we even have portals on this vessel if we can only open them in port? “I guess that’s why they call ‘em PORTals, innit?” says Bunky, my roommate. It’s all good, I figure. Any chance to get off my little island and navigating the Floodspace between the stars is right by me. That murky muck between the plane...(READ MORE)



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