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Spatuloso 6/1/2025 10:29pm

Lasso Pout

"Well Paradise sure ain't what it seemed," I said to @Soap Lotus as we moseyed down the dirt road behind the kids. Them kids weren't any fun at all, and even less so now we knew they were armed. "So, you kids work for the sheriff?" Soap Lotus hollered. The kids weren't in a talking mood, just kept peddling their bikes down the dirt road. "Where I come from," Soap Lotus continued, "we had a name for punks who worked for the cops. We called them snitches...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 5/30/2025 8:08pm

Harry Otter

"Soft and squishy, ain't it?" It was Big Bulldog, pointing his own flashlight my way. "And the air's a bit fetid," I said, picking myself up and dusting myself off. Big Bulldog took a big snort through his snout. "Ahhhhh..." he breathed out. "It's that fishy smell I like. But industrial strength!" It smelled even more like the reptile house at the zoo "Sealed off all the airways, I reckon," said Big Bulldog. "Ready to go f...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 5/28/2025 8:36pm

Kendall Warren

The trail of sparkles was getting harder to discern. "I mean, this whole place is full of sparkles," said the navigator. And it wasn't just his DTs. Between the shimmering silver fruits and the auroras and the shiny dew that floated up from the mossy ground... "Well, there's always tracks. A galloping reindeer on this mossy ground..." said captain @Ace Boeman. "I'm a navigator, not a tracker," said the navigator. "I'm a tracker!" said Josh. I...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 5/26/2025 10:26pm

Lt. Denkt

We sped from the beach and into the jungle. Mercifully, Captain @katelynn gamboled along. "That's an odd blimp," said Khlebnikov. "It's an old crusty weather balloon," said Dranitsyn. The sky was dark but the white sand of the beach caught enough of the starlight to light it up. It was horrific. Bloated like a balloon, yes. But fleshy, stretched and obese. Dressed in rags, ready to burst, with a wretched pointy nose and gnarled yellow teeth bared in a rictus grin....(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 5/24/2025 4:07pm

Alec Cela

Previous reports in this channel are entirely inaccurate. We are in fact growing younger, babies becoming neo-natal and needing to be reinserted into their mother's wombs, and the dead rising from their graves. Families are encouraged to release the ashes of their loved ones from their urns to as not to create discomfort. Eating and passing waste will not be discussed here. We are definitely in full Hobart Phase....(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 5/22/2025 9:55pm

Adam Pausa

Mezzzzzzzmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZMO Mezmomezmomezmomezmomezmomezmo MEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZMO!...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 5/20/2025 6:06pm

Aura Cathartes

I heard you might be looking for some crew? A mayday is a heck of a way to put out a want ad. @Ferus Equid...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 5/18/2025 8:46pm

Hugh Stubb

I've got plenty of thoughts about this job....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 5/16/2025 6:06pm

Roberto Shelton

Puppy Grande really hurled that old hubcap up into the air. Almost straight up above this deserted city street. And then it just hung there. "It's warming up," Puppy explained. And sure enough, that floating hubcap started to hum, and shimmy, and spin... And suddenly it opened up a light, like a theater spot, high definition and full spectrum color, like a shower head raining down. And the city came back to life....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 5/14/2025 9:47pm

Milt McGee

Tom's hackles were rising. The ice had tapered off, and the tunnels had their crawly, rooty look that I'd tried to forget. Only the occasional nightmare. And the wailing. The haunting, tragic, forlorn cries. And what comes next. "Meeeeeorrw...." I'd never heard Tom make that sound before. He'd been a cat that had never shown fear. "C'mon Tom." I turned to look back and shined my flashlight on him. He looked like a different Tom, his hair on end in every direct...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 5/12/2025 9:08pm

Larry Fantasio

It was one of those little tourist traps common around these parts. Just a bunch of shelves set up beneath some tarps in front of a trailer. "Looks can be deceiving!" cackled Black Hermione's head. The @Queen of the Hudson was carrying her by her hair like a latern, letting her look around. Black Hermione didn't seem to mind. The proprietors were all dolled up in costumes as life-sized Kachina dolls. They watched us silently. Apparently not into the hard sell. "Hey Larry!...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 5/10/2025 8:59pm

Little Green Avatar

COMPLIMENTARY UNFOLDABLE MIND MAP For you! So, you've infiltrated the mind-bending gateway to The Pleasant Plain! The Land of Youth! The Apple Fortress! Pepperland! Mill Valley! All on account of this little binary peripheral, one of your mechanical drones with no mind to hoodwink! Pure logic, you say? Well, I suppose it will do just fine as a palimpsest in which to trickle you a few crumbs you have worked so hard to vacuum up. First: It is not the year you think it is. Years! Ps...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 5/8/2025 8:51pm

Ashleigh Whitney

THE HALL OF STONE MONKEYS And here is one of the most wonderful and fascinating features of the Whitmire Mansion--and one I'm sure you've all seen in the holo-walkthroughs--but it's so much more impressive in person, isn't it? In the years before she passed, Frau Hedley focused her foundation's vast resources on collecting important Stone Monkey works from across the sector. The rights to all the pieces are absolutely secure, I assure you, and the remaining lawsuits regarding repatriation...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 5/6/2025 8:10pm

Count Almaviva

Tra gli alberi si sentì una tremenda scossa. Come un tremito della terra! “Tenetevi forte, miei cari amici!” Ho chiamato. "Non preoccupatevi! Io posso rimanere stretta grazie alle mie astuzie ingegneristiche!", disse Minerva DePlume. "Non preoccupatevi! La mia incredibile forza non può essere lasciata andare!" disse Benefico Sal. Ma io e i miei amici cademmo dalle cime degli alberi come frutti maturi. Il popolo delle scimmie si limitava a ridere e ridere,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 5/4/2025 9:02pm

Humbert

We'd put the President of the Clowns in an awkward position. Well, of course, hunched over grabbing his toe and howling, but after that as well. On the one hand, the Big Buttons were sacred. And by offending Four-hole Flat, the President was in hot water. Or, actually, a potential appointment with the Supreme Clown Judiciary Dunk-a-bum. "Don't tell 'em I said nothin! I'll do anyting! ANYTING!" said the President of the Clowns. On the other hand (a giant puffy glove of a hand)...(READ MORE)



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