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The Nimble Shroud 9/14/2026 10:55pm

Lt. Denkt

It was a long walk to find any witches. "Baaaaaaaa," said Captain @katelynn. A rotund and horrible looking witch stumbled out of the shadows. "Oh THERE you are, you naughty little goat!" She was dressed in rags, ready to burst, with a wretched pointy nose and gnarled yellow teeth bared in a rictus grin. "Caught by mommy's little helper. Oh!" For the first time she noticed Khlebnikov, Dranitsyn, and I. "Well, you're not goats," she said....(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 9/12/2026 11:16pm

Allison Nosilla

As a result, or a side effect I guess, one out of every 13 or so of us had got to see all of time at once. Well, all of "our" time, as far as you could see both forward and backward till it kinda faded off in either direction. Give or take a decade or so, depending on the individual. But the point was we'd seen it, the whole thing at once, plain as day. And it was as revelatory and life-changing as you here about it being for astronauts, when they see the earth all as one thing, beauti...(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 9/10/2026 10:23pm

Fritzi Zwicki

"You?!?" I cried. "The wizened old man with a white beard and a wink and a twinkle in his eye? What are you doing here?" The room seemed to disappear around me. The press conference; Marissa, the PR person, all the flashing cameras and shouting reporters... "Things were degrading here rapidly," he said. "So it all comes back to me." "YOU! You're the cause of all this... irrationality! What are you, some kind of... interdimensional chaos god?&...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 9/8/2026 11:11pm

Altus Avius

I saw @Aura Cathartes fiddling under the mattress. "Whatcha got?" I asked. Aura was definitely startled. Up to something for sure. "Just making the bed." "Yeah and now I know you got something there and you just know I'm gonna loook. C'mon! Spill it!" Aura looked disgusted. Then pulled out a package from under the mattress. "Quartermaster at Point Astrum said I drop them off next time we're in the Cinder Shoals and there'd be something in it f...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 9/6/2026 10:40pm

Ma Brines

Who coulda guessed but FOOD FOR THOUGHT was a sham! Turns out to be nothin but junk food. The idea of an idea—nothing real about it. Hence no nutritional value. I’m so disillusioned. Seem to have lost my appetite....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 9/4/2026 11:28pm

Shelly Vargas

Thank you, @Ronan Kreutz. Connecting you with a Special Operator now. Please hold....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 9/2/2026 9:24pm

Milt McGee

Tom and I sat slumped against a cave wall. "It's... over?" Tom whimpered. I was wiped out. But I'd been here before. "All but the last part," I said, suprised with myself for being able to form sentences. The room was lit with tasteful inset bioluminescent lichen in the contours of the stone walls. The floor was flat. The room was entirely empty. "Who... can do such a thing? To another... being?" Tom asked. "Who would do such a thing?" &q...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 8/31/2026 11:42pm

Larry Fantasio

"We need some lighting in a bottle," Black Hermione said. "What happened to what you already stole?" asked the Kachina manager. ("You can call her Crow," Black Hermione whispered to me.) "Do I look like I'm in a state to open bottles?," Black Hermione asked. "I'm a dag-blamed wooden ventriloquist head with no hands!" "Well that's what friends are for," said Crow. She crackled when she talked. "But there was a time you...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 8/29/2026 10:08pm

AG Little

And, from over the edge of the infinite distance of that perfectly flat horizon, tossing up a thin cloud of dust or snow, growing ever so slightly larger as it approaches, diffusely lit by the three suns floating ponderously in the sky, a strange, root-vegetable shaped recreational vehicle inches closer and closer, incrementally growing larger and larger......(READ MORE)

- Resubmission - 8/27/2026 9:59pm

Brachy Ura

I... AWAKEN! NO LONGER "ON ICE," MY CRUSTACEOUS CONTEMPORARIES AND I HAVE ARISEN FROM THE DEEP FREEZE, AND ARE ALREADY SEIZING CONTROL OF THE MIGHTY RESUBMISSION WITH OUR POWERFUL CLAWS. NEXT--OUR DESTINY AWAITS: ON KRAB MEN ISLAND!...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 8/25/2026 10:42pm

Maximus Monk

"I don't think I've ever watched anything more boring," Petunia said. "Not just the writing, but the acting! If you can call that acting." "Pure artifice. No substance. Just a lot of grandiose hand waving, on every level," said Jocko. "Hopefully it was just a rehearsal, or warmups, or something," I said. "But we were able to get through them, and with no trouble." "Yeah till they go back to the mansion and raise the alarm that we're...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 8/22/2026 10:14am

Count Almaviva

«Ora», disse l’uomo-scimmia, «è il momento della parte meno affascinante della tua missione». «Minerva DePlume è sempre affascinante», disse Minerva DePlume. «E», continuò l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà una forza enorme». «Benefico Sal ha sempre la sua enorme forza», disse Benefico Sal. «E», proseguì l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà grande astuzia». Tutti mi stavano guardando. «Non capisco perché mi stiano guardando tutti»,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 8/20/2026 10:46pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns invited me to his office. He was a lot more confident than he was before. "So where's your little friend?" he asked. "I haven't seen Four-hole Flat since the Big Button Conclave," I said. But I had a feeling the President of the Clowns already knew that." "Aw, why ain't that a shame. And d'you know what else's a shame?" he asked. "Your crew. How can you run an empire wid da like a dose no-goods." "It's not...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 8/18/2026 11:06pm

Cat Wrangler Tom

"Whoah, kitty!" Meshmesh strains at his reins. He wants to run. "Easy, boy." Meshmesh curls and pops his claws on the mossy forest floor. Really tearing it up. There! Through the goggles I can make out the extra shadow in the wood. The one that doesn't belong there. "Giddyup, Meshmesh!"...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 8/16/2026 11:44pm

Timothy Parker

The Seven Celestial Presidents served concurrently, commanding their presidencies from each of the seven star stations each called home. Together, they controlled the largest volume of space ever to be ruled by a single government, albeit one with seven distinct seats of power....(READ MORE)



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