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Zephyr Air Transport's fleet of continuous merchant dirigibles is continually scouring the many earths, connecting outposts and communities far and wide. Jobs are picked up "on the fly" by ships in your area, and may pick up whatever additional work they're able to drum up on their own. Each ship in our fleet is owner-operated, working under the auspices and supplementary logistical infrastructdure of Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

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MOST RECENTLY UPDATED SHIPS' LOGS

Eyes Without A Face 9/19/2018 11:12pm

Grace Gearhorn


“Batten down that hatch engineer!!!!” Floodspace exploded above my head, but before the Engineer General even started yelling I was already securing the portal. Why do we even have portals on this vessel if we can only open them in port? “I guess that’s why they call ‘em PORTals, innit?” says Bunky, my roommate. It’s all good, I figure. Any chance to get off my little island and navigating the Floodspace between the stars is right by me. That murky muck between the plane...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 9/17/2018 7:41pm

Shosho McCabe


RE: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION SERVICES CARGO: 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS. WE WERE JUST CHECKING OUR RECORDS, ANNIE GRIFFIN, AND REALIZED THAT OUR 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM IN REFRIGERATED CANISTERS HAS NOW BEEN AIRBORNE FOR APPROXIMATELY 845 HOURS. THAT IS ROUGHLY FIVE TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF COSMIC RAYS FOR THIS GRADE OF BIOFILM. HAS IT BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? WE CALCULATE A HIGH PROBABILITY OF CLONAL MUTATION. HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? ALSO, DO WE OWE YOU FOR THIS EX...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 9/15/2018 6:57pm

Slobodkina


What goes completely unaddressed is the entire male-centric aspect about the whole thing. Military order, uniforms with officer hats that have no room for your hair... when they let women in I swear it's just because they get off on seeing them dressed up like SS officers or something. The only way to play along is with a riding crop and an attitude and just indulge all their male fantasies, even if they don't realize it's exploitative or weird. To them it's just how it is--the whole popular air...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 9/13/2018 9:41pm

Heavenly Pete


I'm Heavenly Pete, the one who puts all that gold into the cloud! You might think your gold is safe, hidden beneath the secret trap door under your bed, but even if you've got professional industrial refrigeration like the Golden Stone, your gold is still vulnerable to miners, nosy housekeepers, and mice! The only way to keep it truly safe is to put that gold into the cloud! That's where I come in. I'm in charge of making sure our clients' gold gets into the cloud. And stays there! Let's face it...(READ MORE)

Atlas 9/10/2018 10:29pm

Alex Marleybone


Well, out of all the time while I was recovering, this was the plan you managed to strike up? A poor disguise of myself? I am questioning myself on whether to be flattered or offended. Any who, I tried to bring explanation into your heads, but only received denial of my honesty. Fine, you have left me no choice. My Generals, cruel to the people as they may be, are only bringing this society into future success. After all, you cannot get wealth without hardship, right? You only know the iceberg...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 9/8/2018 7:59pm

Ben Tater


The weirdest part is realizing those little guinea pigs on the screen are actually the size of mini cars! I only get to see them through the picto-screen, so it's easy to forget they're giant guinea pigs, operating a life-size airship. And when I push the little button to make a pellet come out on the ship, it's a tray the size of a bureau drawer opens up and delivers a pellet the size of a loaf of bread. But we're getting the hang of working together. Maybe it's time to take them out in public....(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 9/5/2018 8:29pm

Count Almaviva


Quando gli Anginetti scesero su di noi, temevamo di aver perso l'appetito per la distruzione. Andavano alla deriva tra i raggi del sole, più leggeri e più soffici delle nuvole, graziosi come gli angeli! Ci hanno invitato a deporre le nostre teste stanche su di loro, così da poter sognare il sogno del confettiere di zucchero e albume d'uovo. "No!" Ho pianto. "Compagni, questi soffici nodi di limone ci raggiungeranno se non ci alziamo all'occasione! Metti i bavaglini e scendi su...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 9/3/2018 9:42pm

Armando Lupiz


A mail run. A treat to be on such a run-of-the-mill journey! We've got that sack of mail from Psychic High School that needs to be delivered. Chief Mate's gone through it and sorted it along an appropriate route. The first stop is here on Grenderpex, a mild enough moon and civilized--purple towers in the late summer sun, deep green valleys filled with butterflies. We checked in at customs where they were friendly and efficient, and more awed than frightened of the giant plasma-breathing moth...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 9/1/2018 9:54pm

Billy Sabab


Found it! A flyer I picked up at a swap meet in Transversal awhile back: ======================================= THE BIGGEST GARAGE SALE IN HISTORY HAPPENING NIGHTLY FOREVER Visit the Piercing of the Spires for the widest selection of rare, vintage, and gently used goods offered at rock bottom prices across all the eons. Take your pick of what's fallen between the cracks of what was and will be. This flyer good for one (1) ad...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 8/30/2018 10:38pm

SLYR


I've set out on a quest to obtain a sanctified sword. The main problem I'm facing is that there aren't exactly any detailed instructions on how to get one. However, I found a tome in the Imperial library talking about how there was some kind of undersea archmage who claimed to know the secrets of making a sanctified sword. His name was written in arcane mermaid runes, which when spoken in the ancient dead mermaid language of }~{ sound like "KcH~H/rIcc|SB[NzZ'v[QQz," so to keep things s...(READ MORE)

Araceli 8/28/2018 11:22pm

Jimmy Three-hands


I took Bakemono Toad for a good long walk down Bakemono Road, just to let him know who wore the pants in this particular relationship. Bakemono Toad didn’t fit so well, what with my first hand pushed up into his right arm, and my second hand pushed up into his left arm, and my third hand pushed down in his right leg, and my right foot pushed down into his left leg. “You don’t look so well, Bakemono Toad.” I squished my head up through Bakemono Toad’s gullet till I could ju...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 8/26/2018 9:36pm

choco loni


snapping gum, the joy buzzer, the concussive whoopee cushion, snake in a can, shock pen, squirt flower, seltzer bottle, the pies... i'm glad the clown wars are finally over. i keep them in a special compartment of my infinite armory bag, along with all the other artifacts from our reality hopping--weapons from the dinosaur incursion, the tornado invasion, the giant tomato attack. they're all safely stowed and cleaned, ready for the day when the reruns return....(READ MORE)

Albion 8/24/2018 1:48am

Emile Valentine


I hope that I can get these normal human things!! Wait..., do I see a crack in one of those human things, Well CAPTAIN Emile Valentine fears NO human things whatsoever! HA-HA!.. More cracks? Well me and my new pet, Magnifico the unflappable are on our ways to drop off the other human things!...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 8/23/2018 10:33pm

Sgt. Rico


"We're over the target area, Captain. Thanks for getting those nets up. The team is ready to jump." "Uh, roger, Sergeant. We're ready when you are, over." "Ensign Rogers will be making the first jump. Get ready..." "Uh... Negative, Sergeant! ABORT! REPEAT--ABORT! Do NOT make that jump!" "Come again, Captain?" BANG! Crack! OOOF! {scuffle} "Come in, Captain. What's going on down there?" "It's the CDC Black Shirts...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 8/21/2018 10:28pm

Elvin Nelson


Oh boy do blimps grow up fast! Seems like just the other day I was watching them take their first glides, cleaning up their little helium burps. But now they've grown into a small pack, with instincts as strong as any wolves or coyotes. They've got a ton of energy, so I take them out on runs in the Spatuloso to hone their skills, hurtling through the thunderheads, and finding scents in the clouds and chemtrails. I need to be sure they can control their impulses, or at least be sure that I can....(READ MORE)




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