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TSFTB Ship #12 12/29/2024 11:20pm

Terri the Wormhole

How they expect me to stay put in this 6' 7'' titanium cube I'll never know. I mean, sure, it's comfortable. There's a chill couch, and a big screen, and a wet bar and a workout room and bathroom with a shower, but once in awhile I just gotta GET OUT if you know what I mean. Of course, I can always go "within."...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 12/27/2024 9:47pm

Loretta Max

You can check the archive logs for the run-of-the-mill pickup and dropoff jobs I've been having, but this time I've really got something of note--prize laying "chickens" on their way to the Omaha Mutation Invitational. Got their own staff of attendants to help out with the trip, which means no chicken-shit shoveling for me. And these monsters look like they can really put out a lot. Half the weight is just their bio-engineered feed, then some pounds for their staff. Big paycheck and I...(READ MORE)

Invictus 12/25/2024 10:09pm

Laroop the Ninth

In the Lower Hyperplasmodic Observation Chamber, my fellow Lattice Sisters swarm. "They make the droplets!" "They are dripping up!" "They are growing their droplets," Sister the Seventh cooed. "Hush," said Sister One. "Their worlds become gravid. Let us watch their droplets grow. For now."...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 12/23/2024 9:48pm

Slobodkina

"Well this certainly makes things easier," shouted the Little Holographic Tour Guide Girl as we were tossed around the bridge. "What's happening?!!" "Caught in its magnetic field. Really more like an automated guidance system. We would have a had a heck of a time inserting on our own." The Thot Slayer began to heave and turn nose down. "This is why we strap in!" the Little Holographic Tour Guide Girl said. "And don't worry about the twins....(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 12/21/2024 11:23pm

Drew Pman

"Sistern! The Giant Catchers are here!" "And not a moment too soon. Show them in." The door to the girl's bathroom remains shut, but the tiny knocks and banging persist. "Doorknob's too high for 'em to reach," says the giant catching technician. "Oh! My, you snuck up on me." "Being stealthy's part of the job, mamm. Is the infestation limited to this one location? Do you know how many?" "Yes, just this restroom. There are...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 12/19/2024 10:33pm

Bethel Ways

You get into a groove, climbing the 20 trees for @Master Willi. They've gotta be tall trees. Which is most of the trees in the forest around Sugar Pine Temple. There's no time limit on how long you can take to climb the 20 trees, but you have do them all together, one after another, and you don't want to be late for dinner or other duties because then you get in trouble for that. So you start up the first tree and just keep on going. After a few, they all get to looking like the same...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 12/17/2024 11:22pm

Philidippus Regius

"Uh, Phil? I'm starting to slip!" "Hold on Spartaeina! Take a deep breath and settle your setule" "Ah. There. Praise van der Waals." "Praise van der Waals. Now, just a few more shots and we can slip back out of here the way we came." "That's really their queen? It looks more like... a factory. All smokestacks and ooze." "Well that's what they've turned her into. Filthy eusocialists." "Nobody'd believe it without t...(READ MORE)

Apollo 12/15/2024 11:40pm

Budgie Pete

"SQUAWK! Mr. President! Hold it together!" I give him a bite on the finger. That gets his attention. "The Angels... You said they'd respond to my voice... The voice of the president..." We'd been looking at the news footage too long. The President was losing it. "SQUAWK! Angels angry! Angels need friend. SQUAWK!!" "A... friend?" The President turns to me in a daze. "Nice voices! Kindly friends! SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Emma and Isabell. Nice...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 12/13/2024 11:42pm

Fray Equine

"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like the warranty expired last month." "You're kidding me. What, are they just built to hold together until the warranty kicks in?" "Did you purchase our extended service plan? For big purchases, we always suggest..." "No I didn't purchase the service plan. But this just seems like too much of a coincidence." "Have you been performing the regular maintenance, sir?" "I'm supposed to perform maintena...(READ MORE)

Araceli 12/11/2024 3:52pm

Jimmy Three-hands

It's true ol' Jimmy Three-hands told a fib. And maybe Great Mama Two-hands could smell it, since Great Mama Two-hands has her two great big noses. And don't get me wrong -- everybody loves those noses! But it is too much to be too long anywhere. Jimmy Three-hands is a rambler, and comes a time when even Great Mama Two-hands rambles on a bit too much. So there I was, ramblin' on in the Araceli, taking a look at the comic-book pages she was plastered together with, and dang it if it didn't appe...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 12/9/2024 11:54pm

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Hey thanks for hanging in there. Sorry for not getting in touch earlier, but the AVESAPIEN 0˯0 branch at Top 'o the Tall Tree, Far-out East Willow, Grand Reach Peninsula, was flat out of AVESAPIEN nest-beds. I know, right? Not like it isn't one of their top five products, at least. They said they could get another shipped over from another branch -- Uncomfortable Stump, on the other side of the Sorrel Sea from the Grand Reach -- but it was going to take forEVER since they m...(READ MORE)

E.L. Spence 12/7/2024 10:50pm

Jeri Jade

"I'm sorry, I know it's late but I'm here from the Firm." The butler didn't look like I'd woken him. "Yes, we've been expecting you. Please come in." The butler took my raincoat. My briefcase was waterproof, and with dual 12 digit alphanumeric locks. "How quaint," the butler said, looking at it. "The Vandenbergs will see you now. This way, please."...(READ MORE)

U.S.S. Lilybug 12/5/2024 5:14pm

Meeeuuuumooo

"Urp." "You know, it's probably not good for us to get too used to this." "I know, right? Totally factory-grown cloud krill. But it tastes sooooo good..." "They probably put stuff in it to make it taste this way." "Who knows what else they're putting in it." "We're already filled with nano-trackers." "And next you're going to say they're controlling our brains from satellites in space." "They ARE.&quo...(READ MORE)

Mórbido do brejo 12/3/2024 4:56pm

Sapin

olha, eu sou boa nos serviço, nunca quebrei nada, so responsavel, gosto de sorvete, e moro no acre...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 12/2/2024 5:11pm

Katz Spindle

I spent some time roaming the grounds before dinner. The grass was trimmed, the pyramid tall. A few children with balloons and cotton candy wandering around. Where were their parents? 9 was a little late for dinner for me, and the corn-on-a-stick was looking like just the thing. "ELOTE en stick" the vendor corrected me. "How much?" I asked. "¿Cuánto?" "Free! Todo incluido," said the vendor. Perhaps @Captain Pirate IX had purchased us pass...(READ MORE)



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