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The Flying Comrade 8/29/2026 10:08pm

AG Little

And, from over the edge of the infinite distance of that perfectly flat horizon, tossing up a thin cloud of dust or snow, growing ever so slightly larger as it approaches, diffusely lit by the three suns floating ponderously in the sky, a strange, root-vegetable shaped recreational vehicle inches closer and closer, incrementally growing larger and larger......(READ MORE)

- Resubmission - 8/27/2026 9:59pm

Brachy Ura

I... AWAKEN! NO LONGER "ON ICE," MY CRUSTACEOUS CONTEMPORARIES AND I HAVE ARISEN FROM THE DEEP FREEZE, AND ARE ALREADY SEIZING CONTROL OF THE MIGHTY RESUBMISSION WITH OUR POWERFUL CLAWS. NEXT--OUR DESTINY AWAITS: ON KRAB MEN ISLAND!...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 8/25/2026 10:42pm

Maximus Monk

"I don't think I've ever watched anything more boring," Petunia said. "Not just the writing, but the acting! If you can call that acting." "Pure artifice. No substance. Just a lot of grandiose hand waving, on every level," said Jocko. "Hopefully it was just a rehearsal, or warmups, or something," I said. "But we were able to get through them, and with no trouble." "Yeah till they go back to the mansion and raise the alarm that we're...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 8/22/2026 10:14am

Count Almaviva

«Ora», disse l’uomo-scimmia, «è il momento della parte meno affascinante della tua missione». «Minerva DePlume è sempre affascinante», disse Minerva DePlume. «E», continuò l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà una forza enorme». «Benefico Sal ha sempre la sua enorme forza», disse Benefico Sal. «E», proseguì l’uomo-scimmia, «è la parte che richiederà grande astuzia». Tutti mi stavano guardando. «Non capisco perché mi stiano guardando tutti»,...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 8/20/2026 10:46pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns invited me to his office. He was a lot more confident than he was before. "So where's your little friend?" he asked. "I haven't seen Four-hole Flat since the Big Button Conclave," I said. But I had a feeling the President of the Clowns already knew that." "Aw, why ain't that a shame. And d'you know what else's a shame?" he asked. "Your crew. How can you run an empire wid da like a dose no-goods." "It's not...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 8/18/2026 11:06pm

Cat Wrangler Tom

"Whoah, kitty!" Meshmesh strains at his reins. He wants to run. "Easy, boy." Meshmesh curls and pops his claws on the mossy forest floor. Really tearing it up. There! Through the goggles I can make out the extra shadow in the wood. The one that doesn't belong there. "Giddyup, Meshmesh!"...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 8/16/2026 11:44pm

Timothy Parker

The Seven Celestial Presidents served concurrently, commanding their presidencies from each of the seven star stations each called home. Together, they controlled the largest volume of space ever to be ruled by a single government, albeit one with seven distinct seats of power....(READ MORE)

S.S. Silly Goose 8/15/2026 10:36pm

Gnolt Gnolty

I'd expected more of a welcome from the Swampinos. Usually there were a whole gaggle of them, eager to grease you up with their mud butter for the trip down the tubes. But the Mudlands were empty, except for the tubes and the haze and the remnants of the science outpost. Maybe they just got held up. We decided to bide our time in the least decrepit quonset near the landing site....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 8/13/2026 9:55pm

Mwo

The merfolk had once been nomads. Hunter gatherer types. Roaming the seas on somewhat predictable migratory patterns, following schools of their favorite fish, foraging the seaweed forests as they roamed. The idea of staying in one place didn't resonate with them. And isn't it the natural inclination of the merfolk to keep moving? To always have fresh water streaming through their gills? Continuously in motion, like the sea itself. So why would they stop and settle down? Seems like a lot of w...(READ MORE)

Albion 8/11/2026 9:51pm

Florence Twofoot

"She's hungry! It's the smell of those cakes that's driving her mad!" I holler at @Adam Sol. We're in hot pursuit of @The Dollbomination across the warehouse district of Peppermint Bay, following her wake of destruction. "But... cake?" ol' Adam pants back. "She's got a head full of rats, Why aren't they headed to the cheese?" "No stinky cheese in Peppermint Bay," I reply with the old adage. "And besides, she's only rats on the inside. On the ou...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 8/9/2026 10:31pm

Karl Kornstad

Well, they're kind of like hominy, except much bigger, and wheat shaped. We whittle 'em down and mix 'em up real good with spring water and salt and the like and pour it into the molds let it bake in the sun, one slice at a time....(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 8/7/2026 8:43pm

Terri D. Nemphis

"May day! May Day!" "Hey get off the radio! Gimme that!" "Why I'll--" "Ooof!" "Ouch!" "Alright you two! Break it up" "Yeah dogpile! Through these guys off the ship!" "Ooof!" "Hey which one is which?" "You're one!" "No I'm not. He is." "Who's got the wheel?" "Ooof!"...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 8/5/2026 9:34pm

Loretta Max

Ol' Danny's always seeing things. Which is strange on account of as he has no eyes. Instead of following his fancy, I dialed up the Zephyr Air job hotline. Hopefully I hadn't been blackballed following my recent insurance claim. "Zephyr Air Job Hotline. How can I be of assistance?" "Yeah this is Denali XV. Calling in for a regional procurement offering." Don't know why they have such fancy names for just picking up a job. "Denali XV please hold while I pul...(READ MORE)

Invictus 8/3/2026 10:10pm

Nathan Hill

"So..," First Mate Quiller said, "I don't think we want to get back home any time soon. Nothing but trouble waiting for us there." We were attempting to frog march @Ensign Filbert back to the Invictus. He was exceptionally wobbly and gangly. "You're not wrong about that. But, don't you have family or friends or something to get back to?" I realized I'd never talked to Quiller about her life outside of work before. "We all know what we're signing up fo...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 8/1/2026 10:29pm

Rim Ranger Rick

TIme to welcome a new batch of tourists. It's always tough to give them the news. We've got a brochure, and maps with approved camping areas clearly marked. I put a little sticker on it for the "you are here" part. But there's no going back the way they came, whatever hole they fell through....(READ MORE)



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