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SS Evergreen 6/20/2026 10:42pm

Salty John

By the third time we woke up and found them hovering all around us, we accepted the fact they knew we were on the island. And that they apparently didn’t care. We probably got a little sloppy, sleeping out on the beach, having a fire. Survival wasn’t a problem—plenty of fresh water, fruit, fish. Coconuts and tubers. So when you wake up and see six or eight of those flying worms looking down on you, for some reason you’re not too worried. “Maybe it’s time we take a walk and...(READ MORE)

Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon 6/18/2026 10:49pm

Violetta Canali

A “communications specialist” can get pretty bored on a ship with no communications. “Come in, Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon! Come in!” And here I was right in the middle of my nails. “Yes, Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon here. With whom do I have the pleasure?” “Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon, please proceed to Zephyr Quick Station Alpha Bladder Bravo for important, uh… routine maintenance. Coordinates attached. This is Zephyr HQ Actual, over.” Sheesh. Sounded...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 6/16/2026 11:00pm

starfilly

with no work and no honey bundles, the band just kinda broke up. the tension slowly grew, with nik and rik and chik getting annoyed with humboldt and darlene’s prima donnaing, and fred and zane getting dozier and dozier on account of no sweet sweet honey bundles, and @Biran starting to realize we ate all the sweet sweet honey bundles so we couldn’t deliver any to the zephyr qwick stops, and we had fallen way off the ritual trance circuit circuit in any corridor, and how was he gonna pay that...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 6/14/2026 11:33pm

Murk Toadingham

"This is the great hall," I says. "Where we found Scum Mulligan." "Well, it was only that one time. And all these caverns look alike, wot?" We were deep inside the crystal ribs of the mountain. Givin' off their purplish glow. "@Willow and Birch! Can you point us to Sister Tara? Her Shizen Baton?" "Reply hazy, try again," says the fairy twins. "Little Sister Oak--what of the enemy?" "No one has ever seen the denize...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 6/12/2026 11:43pm

Billy Nails

Well kid Billy Nails just knew he shouldn’t do it, couldn’t do it, but how could he keep it from her? Now, you know, Ms Amalasuintha is a very handsome woman. Very handsome indeed. No finer specimen of the fairer sex at any port Billy’s been to, or ever will be… And she sure knew how to care for her Billy. So it just slipped out! She’s asking me more and more questions about how I know about the portal and who else knows and before you know it she’s knocked ol’ Billy in the head wi...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 6/10/2026 11:52pm

Rose Shaken

So. Yes. Hunting fabric. Looking at other bag designs. That's why I'd hit the bins, regularly. Sorting through the brand new drop-offs at the Goodwill. The competition is actually quite fierce--it only takes a couple of other people who know what they're looking for and you might miss it. Brocade, damask, jacquard, mohair, chenille, barkcloth... the really weighty, textured stuff. Built to last. So I' ve got my gloves on, sorting through a pile I had to myself, when I notice it at first. I a...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 6/8/2026 11:31pm

Billy Sabab

The battle raged on in the clouds above us. We saw flashes through the mist, heard the booms. Pieces started falling. Pretty soon it'd be entire airships. "Can we get any farther away?" I asked Shipman Eva. "Sounders! To the decks!" called down the speaking tube. Already there were shipmen filing out the doors and onto the exposed deck around the ship. They grabbed the poles stored out there and extended them over the rails, into the mists. Then they began their call...(READ MORE)

The Sightline 6/6/2026 11:47pm

Clive Boodle

"The boffins say they must have a tremendous memory dependency." "By jove, of course! All these poor lost souls need to be somewhere before they unleash them back to the front lines." "Exactly, and we can use that to our advantage. For instance, can we flood it?" "Feed it more souls than it can handle? Barbaric!" "Yes, but we've got to put everything on the table. What else can we do? Corrupt it?" "Send in a soul with a sort o...(READ MORE)

agro 6/4/2026 11:18pm

Sour Pineapple

"You know, I could give you a hand I you let me out of this thing." @Mandy Maple was lugging me across the scruffy yard in front of the office to the airfield. I was still locked into her sleeping mold. "Aw, Piney" she said, her pseudopods sweating in the noonday heat. "I hate this, I really do. But you'll thank me once you get that little slimey pea of yours around it." Mandy had gone full on communist radical on me. But she still had a soft spot for Ol' P...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 6/2/2026 11:56pm

Zephyr Ambulance LTD

"We picked it up on the Very Slow Band," Chief Clinical Officer said. The transcription was spotty, incomplete. Portions were missing, or perhaps just left out by a mind driven insane by the shrinking process? "Biscuits... cryptids... what went on here?" "The cinnamon ones are especially tasty," Chief Clinical Officer said. "Good to know they're well stocked." "Find us that HHS Crescent. It's got to be in one of these bottles."...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 5/31/2026 11:57pm

The Head

"Ow!" I croaked. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" They hadn't included much cushioning in the travel box, and I was getting banged around something fierce. "Oh! Sorry Mr. Head!" came a muffled voice from outside the box. "This last bit's a little bumpy!" The deck my handler had showed me was thin on the details, but the outline for the job was familiar enough. Attach me to a new ride, infiltrate the target, eliminate the bad guys. But the location was extremely remo...(READ MORE)

base 1 5/29/2026 9:39pm

Mickey Fine

"So... ye lookin' to get off base?" the grizzled old man asked me over his shoulder with one squinty eye. "Base? You know about the bases?" I asked. I was following him around the back alleys of the wharf. I'd assumed we were headed to some longshoreman's hall. "Aye! I told ye I'd traveled the high seas, hadn't I," the old man growled, kicking a rat out of our way. "Well, I, uh, I'm confused. You mean 'sea bases?'" "Yes. Sea bases, home...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 5/27/2026 11:58pm

Gray Jenni Fields

So this is my backup account, on account of my main account being frozen, with an absolutely BS non-reason. That last video I posted was NOTHING compared to the ultra-violence of most of my cybernetic war monkey videos, and by no stretch of the imagination did that last video "violate community standards." It wasn't even an original video--just some closed circuit surveillance video shared by an anonymous source. And I still have the clip and am posting it now. You'll see it's just...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 5/25/2026 9:59pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

DIDEL: You sure this is the right neck of the woods? Pretty seedy out here. GRINNI: Yeah. I've been to his HQ before. Pull over behind that stump. PREHEN: Roger that. MARMIE: So how do you know this guy? GRINNI: Let's just say that if there's sigils and demons involved, you need an expert. And that expert is: LARRY MOON, SKUNK DETECTIVE...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 5/23/2026 9:45pm

Lasso Pout

“Well that’s a mighty big barn,” I said. “We keep it cleared out for blimpy types like you,” the tough girl said. “How often you folks see types like us?” I asked. “Whenever the Confusion comes around,” she said. “But those Bluefins are a whole lot bigger than you.” Bluefins. Didn’t like the sound of that. The rest of the kids got off their bikes and opened the big barn doors. It was empty inside. No hay, no tractors. A fair amount of tools. Plenty of s...(READ MORE)



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