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Matte Kudasai 3/17/2019 4:52pm

Billy Sabab

The crew of the Matte Kudasai didn't sign up to be spies. Or stalkers. Sure, it takes a little bit of detective work to be a good junk dealer. Some of it's instinct, but some of it is doing your homework and a little bit of research. A deep fictional knowledge of rare and haunted artifacts doesn't hurt either. But using a pair of suped-up brasswork googles powered by arcane technology I don't understand to follow another junk dealer across the skies and report on their whereabouts... that...(READ MORE)

Araceli 3/15/2019 7:20pm

Jimmy Three-hands

Jimmy Three-hands like to keep one hand on the ground, one hand in the water, and one hand in the air. I'd had all my hands on the ground for too long, and you'll believe me when I say they were getting dirty. Now my hands were in the air, getting the wheel of he Araceli dirty. It was time for a bit of that cool, clear, water. I looked around the walls of my beautiful, three-hands-made ship, looking at the pages of all my favorite comic-books. Where would Jimmy Three-hands like to take a bath...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 3/12/2019 8:30pm

Captain Pirate II

Ow! @choco loni--no throwing things on the bridge! Especially at the Captain. What's everybody staring at? Man your stations! Status report! Set sail for Chichen Itza. I've always wanted to visit, and I hear it's beautiful this time of year....(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 3/10/2019 7:51pm

Grace Gearhorn

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH "Status, Ensign Charmer." "Reports still coming in, mam. But it looks like hull integrity is nominal. Fins and propellers seem to be intact." "Radar?" "We've been expelled by the beast. It still shows there, below us, as the horizon in all directions." "And there's no damage?' "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" "That thing that Junior Navigator @Claira's creature alerted us to. The... massive phosphorescent pl...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 3/8/2019 10:36pm

Cucurbita Pepo

We guide the sacred scarecrow machines with ease now, moving through the streets undetected, navigating bus stops and revolving doors and escalators. We've learned to manipulate their arms and digits with great dexterity, and have developed our own sign language to communicate over distances farther than our voices can be heard, calling out from within the massive pumpkin heads. Now it is only the mild rash that disturbs us....(READ MORE)

Egregore 3/6/2019 9:32pm

Rose Nomenclature

I'm really quite happy just merely OWNING "The Traits, Features, Characteristics, Peculiarities, Mannerisms, Qualities, and Attributes of the Hymergian Man-Fungus." It looks good on the coffee table in my cabin. There's no other crew on the ship except me, so I don't have to worry about anyone else opening it and losing their minds. And when I want to look at it, I put on the glasses so I can safely enjoy its lurid illustrations. Ah, the glasses. They turned out to be a real added...(READ MORE)

Albion 3/4/2019 7:56pm

Magnus Arquebus

Oh dear, the carnage was as bad as we'd feared. After decimating the hive, the Giant Crab Spiders ballooned across the desert to Oak Cliff, attempting to prey on the human settlement, no doubt. However, perhaps directly related to the "HIDE! GIANT SPIDERS APPROACHING!" flyers that we had printed up and distributed by local residents we hired through Yelp, the citizens were ready. Through a tremendous private/public partnership, and the cooperation of the Kirby's Texas Toast producti...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 3/2/2019 4:18pm

Lasso Pout

I've left the nest and ready to pursue my dream of a life on the range. After traveling miles and miles over the inland Salty Sea and High Cactus Desert Range, I've hooked up with a pod of sturdy cowpokes who are happy to have my help with the herd. When they first took a look at me they fancied I'd make a file chuckwagon, but I didn't come to this home on the range to be a glorified flying food truck. No! I came here to rope and drive those doggies like a pro. I buzz the bulls and get em' g...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 2/27/2019 7:41pm

Melvin Splitsturd

The Captain's gone away. Burrowed deep into her own brain no doubt! I saw her heading down the spiral staircase to the library, lost in thought, a million miles away. Now's the time I live for. Buried in her reverie, the Captain will never notice when I let out my clones! "Here!" "Oi!" "Present!" "Right-O!" "Da" "Cheers, mate!" "Hmmph" And so on. They've been multiplying ever since that Biofilm blew...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 2/25/2019 10:36pm

Don Blair

Gold Level Members like to travel in style, and keep their style cool in the chilly winds that blow through our refrigerated halls. And who keeps their golden locks in place while traveling the gilded skies? Don Blair, flying stylist of the air! Our passengers have special needs, being so terribly rich with gold has made them old, their hair limp and unhappy, just like their lives. So it's up to old Donny to spruce them up, with a spritz and a spray to keep things perky and in place, while t...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 2/23/2019 9:46pm

Ben Tater

Getting the VR headsets on the giant guinea pigs was easier than I’d guessed. At first they popcorned around a bit when I tried to fit it over their heads, but Scruffy has always been the most curious and interested in trying new things. Maybe that’s why he’s their shaman. Once everybody else saw Scruffy taking to it, they all lined up and got fitted and properly jacked in. I put the ship on autopilot while they get their bearings. I’m starting them out with Misty Baggington’s Mag...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 2/21/2019 9:10pm

Count Almaviva

Ora che tra noi e il nostro premio c'era solo una cosa, abbiamo imparato che non potevamo attaccarli. Dopo aver ingaggiato una guerra di biscotti che si sbriciolavano e distruggevano tutto il menu, c'era troppo impasto nelle nostre mani per completare il nostro compito. E sì lo intendevamo letteralmente, ma anche in senso figurato. Tutti i biscotti insieme hanno guadagnato il nostro rispetto, ed è stato nei grandi creatori, gli uomini di pan di zenzero, che ci siamo visti. In che modo questa m...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 2/19/2019 8:50pm

Billy Nails

See what I told you, kid? This is why we never leave crew behind. Sure, it was cold, and we didn't have anything left to eat but those eels the old toothless hag kept bringing to us and throwing on the fire, but when the sky ripped open and that purple flame came out I just knew it was all working out. When Sparkleshine poked her nose out and came wafting through on her plasma plume, it's like I'd already seen it happening all before, just like that. And when Starry Skye hopped off and dumpe...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 2/17/2019 8:49pm

Slobodkina

I've reported the obviously immoral if not illegal job we've taken transporting iguana tails to the Bermuda Triangle that @Hugo accepted on the ship's behalf, and I can't get anybody to care! I'm in direct communication with Joy, the HR paralegal representative they've assigned to me on a very wide range of topics and have been sending her close to 15 emails a day noting potential infractions of the Leading through Caring guidelines that I've submitted, as well as a number of suggestions not men...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 2/15/2019 7:19pm

Fritz Camembert

After conferring with several colleagues via anonymous chat rooms, we agree to examine your purported "Let us Secure this Bread" airship card, from what it appears to be the stone age, universe 4A, @Rose Lalonde. You can find us at the upcoming Rotting Worm Card and Comics Faire in Old Habitsform, Sector B Subcluster, booth #1007664a. Please do not touch the merchandise. Anxiously awaiting your reply, Fritz Camembert The Card Shark...(READ MORE)



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