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Matte Kudasai 4/22/2018 9:54pm

Billy Sabab

Dear Bethany, Sorry we're late. Getting out of the Rubbishes turned out to be more complicated than I'd planned. But we made repairs enroute and have finally landed at Psyhigh. We're moored at the airship dock on Subliminal Field. I've let the crew out to find some grub. Just how much garbage do you have? Can you haul it down to the field, or will we need to pull up to your dorm? Or your window? That'd be extra, keep in mind. You can find me and the crew at the Spoonbender. Billy Saba...(READ MORE)

Atlas 4/20/2018 11:54pm

Alex Marleybone

It has been some time since our arrival to Krystalris. The trip was long, silent, dull- and the only thing to make it better was to separate with the Captain. "What can possibly go wrong?" said the Captain. Anyways, the journey around the ruins was fascinating to calm my nerves, studying the dead language and collecting as much artifacts along the way, and the investigate more on the ancient machine. Luckily I have found more information about the ancient machine. Obviously an ancien...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 4/20/2018 4:47pm

SLYR

Th Shark Tribe's siege of the Mermaid Capital has proven effective. By cutting off the Mermaid's supply lines of food from the Squidfolk's Kelp Farms in the 6th Sea, they've begun to slowly run out of supplies. I don't want to wait for that eventuality though, since who knows how much food they've got stored up. The conflict could last much longer than anyone here wants it to. The problem is, taking out the Mermaids in one fell swoop is easier said than done. The last couple of full-frontal atta...(READ MORE)

Araceli 4/20/2018 8:48am

Great Mama Two-hands

Jimmy Three-hands is so kind. Did you know he came to visit me in his wonderful airship? He made it out of comic books, and oh it is magnificent. The dots of his four color process filled the air with the scent of musty newsprint when he landed in my yard. “Thank you for your delicious pies Great Mama Two-hands” he said when climbed down the ladder. He is so thoughtful. And handsome, with his three green eyes and three long tongues darting about as he whispers his kindnesses. “I’...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 4/18/2018 9:06pm

choco loni

of all my special weapons, the blimp gun is my favorite. her name is recursia. the act of aiming is the most important part of using the blimp gun effectively. you've got to fix a space in your mind. a special kind of target space, unique to the instrument. i stand on the open deck of the mephitis, nothing but big puffy clouds all around, take aim into the distance, and fire. when done correctly, what emerges from the gun is another blimp. in this case, it's another instance of the mephit...(READ MORE)

Ventura 4/16/2018 7:22pm

Hartwell ELEC III

Just when I was sure the brain wasn’t insane, it turns out it is. All these modifications it’s been ordering—it IS trying to take us into space. Reinforcing the hull and the air locks, hermetically sealing the HVAC and oxygen generation units, building freakin plasma jet engines and argon stills...it all adds up to insertion orbit if you ask me. Trouble is the only thing Chief Engineer is asking me is “Have you checked the serotonin levels on the brain in the aquarium today?” and “Do...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 4/15/2018 12:36pm

Pumpkin Pete

TO: Captain Pilot of the Ol' Big Balloon RE: Pumpkin Head Mix-up Yeah so they just got through processing the bushels y'all dropped off at the ONI depot in Keguran and turns out they're four quasi-sentient, proto-aware pumpkins short. And, er, to complicate matters, they've found four, fully-sentient human heads in their place. Just a "heads up" (ha ha get it?) that you might want to take a headcount of your crew (ha ha again!) and make sure they've all got the right tops. Al...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 4/14/2018 4:23pm

Elvin Nelson

Oh boy do I like money! Being the captain has its way of focusing your mind, and what the Spatuloso needs is cold cash on the barrelhead if we want to keep the ship running ship shape, what with oil changes and new combobulators and such. Actually the oil isn't a problem since we've converted to pure coconut oil--a byproduct of the incredible surplus of drupes given to us by the natives for our heroic acts in the islands. So not we've got a ship full of coconut and are ready to take the world by...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 4/12/2018 9:12pm

Grace Gearhorn

THE VALLEY OF THE COLOSSAL MEGA-MONUMENTS is not a valley, but the captain thinks it sounds better than THE BIG FLAT GRASS PLAIN OF GIANT SHAPES. It is one of the more unusual things we've seen on any of our voyages, however, and deserves being recorded in our logs as such. Traveling at a higher altitude (given the increasing height of the grass) soon became second nature. The breezes are different here, but the sails are operating even better than before. Or perhaps we're just getting the...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 4/10/2018 9:03pm

Sammy DuBois

With all the snow and ice on the Golden Stone, the best way to get around is by dog sled. And for that you’ll need me: the Musher! I’ve got packs of malamutes and huskies, and together we can drive my rig anywhere on the ship, including the galley, the skating rink, the luge track, and the curling alleys! My dogs know this ship like the bottom of their paws, and they mark their territory with their own kind of gold....(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 4/9/2018 5:00pm

Whisper Genius

Through the interface provided by Zephyr Air Transport, I discovered I am not only able to keep tabs on my dear Scruffy via closed circuit surveillance, but I can also remotely control various internal functions of the ship. Most importantly, I've discovered I can cause small panels to open which distribute large pellets of food! Do all Zephyr Air Transport ships come thus equipped? Though the guinea pig crew does hold some dogmatic ideological beliefs, I know the quickest way to a guinea pi...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 4/8/2018 5:23pm

Count Almaviva

Ho notato che il mio grembo è pieno di briciole! Per quanto tempo ho mangiato questi deliziosi biscotti? Ormai da settimane abbiamo raccolto la nostra paga - interamente in biscotti - e l'equipaggio e io abbiamo preso una vacanza in montagna dove la nave si muove pigramente nelle valli e mangiamo la nostra taglia. Sembra che abbiamo una fornitura senza fine. Il giovane dell'università ci ha raccontato questa storia: Il primo biscotti! Puoi immaginarlo? La creatività è sempre la più fo...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 4/7/2018 10:40pm

Billy Nails

That stowaway turned out to be a real star, huh kid? I knew she had the right stuff the moment I first laid eyes on her, hiding in that barrel. Call it my Old Airshipman's Instinct. Same way I know you're a good sort too. But don't you get any bright ideas about taking one for the team like that. You're too young. That stowaway had been around the block. Enough to know exactly what that chrysalis was, and what would happen if it woke up. If she hadn't had been swabbin' the deck just outside the...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)



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