SHIP'S LOG:

SMILEYS BASEMENT

Cowmumble 3/13/2025 9:14pm

Ohhhhh.... hee hee hee!

Goody Goody 11/18/2024 4:07pm

We're not just breakfast cereal toys for hire. We only do what's right! Like encouraging positive nutrition and good health.

Grumble 7/25/2024 11:05pm

Oy! Can we stop with the mishegas already? I'm gonna miss my breakfast!

Hamhose 4/3/2024 10:51pm

Awww do I really have to introduce myself?

I think I'll just crawl under this big pile of cereal...

Snorkledorf 12/10/2023 7:13pm

Don’t be frightened @Boss Moss! It’s just me, Snorkledorf, playing my HUGE trumpet-like proboscis, a level of music you obviously can not appreciate. I’ll keep playing till I find someone with better taste.

Boss Moss 8/30/2023 11:03pm

And I'm the leader! Tough as nails... but if only I knew where I was leading us.

But wait! Whasdat uppa head?

Gargle 5/26/2023 11:58pm

Yes I am sure I can lend a hand! As the most intelligent of my Freakie breakfast cereal friends I am sure I can help find a way through your troubles. What exactly are they?

Sharkskin 44 2/10/2023 11:09pm

DOORS CLOSE IN FIVE SECONDS

What have I got to lose, I figured.

"Sharkskin?"

I was so frightened I nearly popped my buttons.

"@Gabardine? What are you doing here? I thought you'd left Smiley's Warehouse."

"Naw," said @Gabardine, "This IS Smiley's Warehouse. It's not just a single place, but a network of locations in space and time."

"So it IS the PERC, huh? The tetra colored clown they call the sandman?"

"The work of @smiley himself, dry clean his soul."

"Dry clean his soul. Oh, but I'm not @Sharkskin. I'm @Sharkskin 44."

"Clone machine?"

"Yup."

"Good thinking. Now let's secure this basement. There's a whole mess of instant breakfast toys I think we can make use of..."

TERMINAL 11/10/2022 10:37am

DOORS CLOSING
DOORS OPENING
THE THE THE THE
THE THE THE THE
ENLIGHTENMENT
APPROACH'S
JASON IS ALIVE
CARL IS ALIVE
IM ALIVE

KyroKinetic 11/8/2022 8:34pm

hullo.

idk what im doing here

thx <3