SHIP'S LOG:

SMILEYS BASEMENT

Grumble 7/25/2024 11:05pm

Oy! Can we stop with the mishegas already? I'm gonna miss my breakfast!

Hamhose 4/3/2024 10:51pm

Awww do I really have to introduce myself?

I think I'll just crawl under this big pile of cereal...

Snorkledorf 12/10/2023 7:13pm

Don’t be frightened @Boss Moss! It’s just me, Snorkledorf, playing my HUGE trumpet-like proboscis, a level of music you obviously can not appreciate. I’ll keep playing till I find someone with better taste.

Boss Moss 8/30/2023 11:03pm

And I'm the leader! Tough as nails... but if only I knew where I was leading us.

But wait! Whasdat uppa head?

Gargle 5/26/2023 11:58pm

Yes I am sure I can lend a hand! As the most intelligent of my Freakie breakfast cereal friends I am sure I can help find a way through your troubles. What exactly are they?

Sharkskin 44 2/10/2023 11:09pm

DOORS CLOSE IN FIVE SECONDS

What have I got to lose, I figured.

"Sharkskin?"

I was so frightened I nearly popped my buttons.

"@Gabardine? What are you doing here? I thought you'd left Smiley's Warehouse."

"Naw," said @Gabardine, "This IS Smiley's Warehouse. It's not just a single place, but a network of locations in space and time."

"So it IS the PERC, huh? The tetra colored clown they call the sandman?"

"The work of @smiley himself, dry clean his soul."

"Dry clean his soul. Oh, but I'm not @Sharkskin. I'm @Sharkskin 44."

"Clone machine?"

"Yup."

"Good thinking. Now let's secure this basement. There's a whole mess of instant breakfast toys I think we can make use of..."

TERMINAL 11/10/2022 10:37am

DOORS CLOSING
DOORS OPENING
THE THE THE THE
THE THE THE THE
ENLIGHTENMENT
APPROACH'S
JASON IS ALIVE
CARL IS ALIVE
IM ALIVE

KyroKinetic 11/8/2022 8:34pm

hullo.

idk what im doing here

thx <3

Patti Lloyd - 10/29/2022 10:28pm

Job claimed by KyroKinetic 2022-11-08 20:34:39

FUNSNAP LLC

We are seeking a serious airship captain with a capable crew and airship to deliver 100 gross of FunSnap instant breakfast toys to delight the boys and girls of the Outer Reaches, who do not have access to FunSnap instant breakfast toys without this delivery.

We are looking for someone who is not only capable of navigating an airship through unpredictable winds, but also someone who can keep the crew in high spirits during long days at sea and make sure that the cargo is delivered safely and on time.

If you think your team is up for the challenge, please submit a brief summary of your previous experience as an airship captain and a short paragraph describing why you think your team would be perfect for this job.

TERMINAL 5/31/2022 7:30am

SCANNING.
SCANNING..
SCANNING...
SCANNING COMPLETE