ALL SHIPS' LOGS

The Mephitis 4/17/2024 10:38pm

Katz Spindle

The Captain's always had a special interest in me, and it makes me uncomfortable. Not in a creepy way. Not like that. It's just weird in terms of my relationship to the rest of the crew when he singles me out. "Mask?" The captain and I are in the airlock. "Yes, of course," I answer. He opens the mask cabinet, which is filled with an array of theater masks from greek plays, Javanese theater, Noh plays, festival masks from Mauritania, cheap 20th century Halloween m...(READ MORE)

The Revelation 4/15/2024 10:42pm

Phoenix Quinn

"It's like Las Vegas," Camy said. In the darkness above us, electric lights filled the sky. They seemed to be mounted on some kind of rickety superstructure. "Vegas is much cleaner. It's more like New York City," Campbell said. Towers topped with slowly blinking lights, animated billboards, directional arrows strobing in various directions. "Obviously neither of you have been either of those places," I said. "All this is is an airport." &quo...(READ MORE)

The Crystal Skull 4/13/2024 12:10am

Mandy Pigtail

I make it a rule not to touch the cargo. But when it's sobbing uncontrollably even I've got to make an exception. We'd taken on what looked like a wardrobe, but had become something more like a prison, or a coffin. I'd heard banging and thought it waste rats from the Zone. They can get pretty big and grow strange appendages. But upon closer examination it was a person locked in a box. Pretty freaked out. Lone survivor from a ship that had been overrun. Locked himself in a closet, and when...(READ MORE)

The Eolas Anatolijus 4/10/2024 11:36pm

Julie Cairo, Esq.

"Yes, no, I'm sorry. A bit of an accident, but, um, yes..." I fumbled. The more I tried to push against the Grub Person the more stuck I got. "Ewwwwwww! No touch!!! No touch!!!!" The Grub Person began to cry. With no seatbelts in the tuber cart, I was flung around quite violently during the trip. Frankly, if I hadn't become adhered to the Grub Person I might not have made it at all. "No touchee...." the Grub Peson sobbed. A pair of Grub People in hazmat...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 4/8/2024 10:36pm

Grace Gearhorn

"I don't think taking a crotchety old shopkeeper on as crew really makes a lot of sense." "Ahem," the shopkeeper said from behind me. "And you've let him onto the bridge without permission?" I asked. "He's the guide we need," @Ensign Charmers said. "He really does know all about the Peckerels." "The what?" I said. "Weeeeeeek!" said @Claira's creature,. "If I may, ma'am," said the crotchety old shopk...(READ MORE)

prixxi 4/6/2024 3:35am

sara granger

I am transmitting this message across the vast reaches of space to formally accept the honor of joining Prixxi, a beacon of innovation amidst the swirling cosmos. With a heart brimming with enthusiasm, I graciously accept the role within your illustrious organization. As I embark upon this cosmic odyssey with Prixxi, I pledge to uphold the principles of valor, ingenuity, and unity that define our noble order. Together, let us forge a path toward a future where the stars themselves will marvel a...(READ MORE)

Egregore 4/5/2024 11:21pm

Rose Nomenclature

"Mweeek!" I'd asked Mweek to wake me up if there was anything to see. Like @Billy Sabab's Matte Kudasai, or a giant metal skull with fangs on the horizon. Mweek tended towards the nocturnal, so our schedules worked out. "Mweeek!" It wasn't a danger squeal, but loud enough to reach me in my cabin. I'd been dreaming of @Madam Zita, and wondering if our communication was still limited to her crystal ball. I pulled on my robe and headed down the hall to the bridge....(READ MORE)

SMILEYS BASEMENT 4/3/2024 10:51pm

Hamhose

Awww do I really have to introduce myself? I think I'll just crawl under this big pile of cereal......(READ MORE)

e 4/1/2024 10:59pm

Bretenda J

It's a long way from Gelsar 4 to Elenar 6, with hardly a stop along the way. And as only an Apprentice Deckhand, there isn't always a lot to do on such a long trip. But I've always loved books, and boy do we have a lot of them on this trip. The holds are stuffed to the gills! 1337 crates in total. I know because I've had to count them three times already. And didn't seem like it could hurt anything if I opened up a few of them and took a look......(READ MORE)

The Metataxi 3/30/2024 12:56pm

Runa SecretTradition

I move as fast as thought. Can it be said to truly be movement? I traverse great distances, but it is not I who moves, it is the world around me. Such is the power of the Infinity Jumpsuit. I explore that which Belphang and Perlatz uncover....(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 3/28/2024 11:53pm

Capt. Frank Clarence

It turned out to be a lot of equipment in ol' Herb's barn. "How do you move all this around yourself?" I asked. There was plenty of work for Flash and Mickey and Larissa moving it all out. "I ain't a feeble old man," said Herb. Flash and his friends hooked their rovers to the equipment and towed it out. It was all on trailers, or built with wheels. A 50 year old radio dish, assorted antenna, transformers, control panels. "Need that rope," Herb said....(READ MORE)

SS Evergreen 3/26/2024 11:57pm

johnkeely

The captain's kept us on island duty, making regular reconnaissance of this particular island and taking photos and measurements of the activity therein. That's work for the science crew, and with the engines running easy there hasn't been much to keep a third rate engine mate busy. So I've taken up surfing while the worm boys do their work. They say those worms are gettin' bigger, but they like it underground so not much to see. But you can sure hear them at night, worming around in the jun...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 3/24/2024 5:09pm

starfilly

when i woke up again the whole ship was buzzing. nik, rik, chik, humboldt and darlene were elbow and elbow and wing to wing with fred and zane the bee people on the crew and everybody was working together and we sure weren't acting like stowaways any more. chik said that captain @Biran had gotten up and painted the Razorcrest with big black and yellow stripes because we're traveling to bee country and he's happy to have all the crew he can get because there's disco disco light brite shows and b...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 3/22/2024 11:45pm

Murk Toadingham

"Well they can't be headed north," I says. "That'd take 'em right to Zigardel." "That's what WetEggs seen. Buzzed right over the swamp headin north. Propellers a hummin', leaves a blowin'." "WetEggs can't see that far. And WetEggs' brain is mush," I says. "Ok not 'seen.' But WetEggs can hear real good." "That's true, that's true," I says. We both looked down at the mud. "Zigardel ain't no place for tree fairies,&...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 3/20/2024 11:58pm

Starry Skye

"Ah, Starry. We've been waiting for you." It was Cat Tracer, the second most amazing zero-G cat burglar and pickpocket in the Tarantula Nebula. And love of my life, some years ago. Except it was those years ago now, again, here, in the past. Her present. Where the old toothless hag had sent us to save Hettie, the Fire Breathing Plasma Moth. Who was the love of my life now, as much as anything. "Hi Cat. Who are your friends in the suits?" The heavy syndicate types...(READ MORE)

Toxic Shipping #4583 3/18/2024 11:05pm

Dillon Cone

Dear Zephyr Air Transport, We were of course not looking forward to this day, as our seven month arrangement for Little Matty's stay is drawing to a close, as per our original agreement. He's really become part of our toxic waste family here at compound #8295, and we'd hate to see him go. However -- and this was entirely Little Matty's idea, we promise -- what if we formally adopted him? We've already gathered the necessary paperwork and completed it (see attached), complete with Little M...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 3/16/2024 6:40pm

Luz Dunkel

It was hard to hold onto the Impossibag 3000 and not slide off the top of the airship. Of course! The Impossibag 3000! The bottomless backpack prefilled with other people's junk, and a special inside pocket that automagically transported anything you put into it back to your dorm room back at Psyhigh. Or, in my case, back to my gingerbread house. And I already knew it was big enough for me to slide into. Me and a horse. All I needed to do was open the bag and start to crawl in. Even if I...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 3/14/2024 11:52pm

Billy Sabab

"Really? You knew ALL about the goggles?" "You've spent a lot of time talking to them. In a perfectly loud voice," Shipman Eva said. "And the automatic mannequins?" "After saving you from a small gang of them," she said. "And Uhrenfabrik AG?" "I'm a history buff in my spare time," she said. "And you left your little coin on deck one day." "Oh, I remember. Thanks again for that." "Not a pro...(READ MORE)

agro 3/12/2024 11:24pm

Sour Pineapple

"Sour Pineapple you are cleared for take off. Over." "Roger Gummy Tower. Over." When the Agro is topped up, she takes around 10,000 gallons of sentient slime source excretions. And you can feel it in her belly when you're lifting off. "C'mon baby. You can do it." The trick is not to push it. It's not like we've got wings looking for lift. It's really about patience, and letting the gas do its thing and the propellers just nudging it along... "Any...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 3/10/2024 10:48pm

S. Glenn

Remaining low key at the safehouse. Groceries delivered once a week, and takeout delivered on Friday nights. The exercise room look has floor to ceiling window view of the southwest arc of the Outer Rim, and you can lose yourself watching the traffic from the pedabike. There's a zero-g pool that's shared between all the units in this pod of the OLS but haven't received OK to go try it out yet....(READ MORE)

base 1 3/8/2024 10:38pm

A-46

The package has been delivered. Over. ... The jacket is leaving nest. All units eyes on jacket. Over. ... ... Jacket on foot to grid 5. Fall in. Over....(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 3/6/2024 10:08pm

General Screech

To me, my Cybernetic War Monkeys! Tonight it is this 7-11. Tomorrow morning: the self serve car wash. And by nightfall, the U-haul self storage lot! But now, you wire-headed primates, it is time to indulge in the plunder of our new empire -- a truckload of Banana Choco Pies! Skreeeeeeeeeeek!...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 3/4/2024 11:56pm

Chief PEO Stignatz

Chief Patient Engagement Officer's Log Docking bay secured. No sign of aerodrome staff or any patients, hostile or otherwise. Establishing perimeter. Tactical surgical staff forward. Lead Attack Nurse, you're safe to come aboard. We'll expand deck by deck....(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 3/2/2024 11:38pm

Didel Fidae

"So they want to send us after a baby skunk?" Marmie said, swirling her martini. We were at our usual table at Branches, not the fanciest drey in the Opossum Republic, but one that we called home. "Not just any baby skunk," I said. "This kit's a Mephitis." "An heir to the Olfactory Conglomerate," added Grinni. "Why can't they go after it themselves?" asked Marmie. "Skunk politics. They've got to keep things smelling sweet,&quo...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 2/29/2024 11:57pm

Soap Lotus

I remembered that name -- @Nim Blanksy -- from @Carolinaeuphrosyne's tale from the future. Didn't seem like a real common name. So who was this? Some great grandmother? "Welcome visitors!" she said, raising a beer on the porch. The towns folks and their kids cheered. Even the tough looking kids on their bikes. "We don't get many visitors here in Paradise, but when we do, there's a reason. And it's clear you're kindred spirits." "Awwwwww..." said the audienc...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 2/27/2024 11:42pm

Harry Otter

Spaz took The Therianthrope for a trip around the island to look for Big Bulldog. I had a bad feeling about it. I hadn't known the big weredog for that long, but the one thing that was clear was that he was a leader. He wouldn't just wander off and abandon his mission -- the emancipation of shapeshifting people of every... shape. He had a clear sense of purpose, and wouldn't just-- "Captain?" asked one of the rats. They had been learning to mimic our speech. I hadn't been called...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 2/25/2024 11:20pm

Kendall Warren

OOOOF! After tumbling through the sky, we found ourselves deposited on a bed of mossy tundra. OOOOF! OOOOF! OOOOF! Captain @Ace Boeman, the navigator, myself, and our small team landed somewhat on top of one another, but miraculously no one was hurt. Until Macaron the Reindeer landed on top of us. CRASH! "Ooooooo!!!" said Macaron, looking around. "The Land of Salty Silver Fruits!" Kendall Warren Chief Reindeer Wrangler Manchester College of Cryptozoology...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 2/23/2024 11:58pm

Lt. Denkt

"The wind is too strong, captain!" "Why is it still so goddamn cold in here?" I asked. "Doors and windows open didn't do a thing," Dranitsyn said. "Captain, it's turning us back. There's no way we're making it through the front in one piece." Our escape from Tingalayo had been thwarted by a weather event. "Find a safe space to bring us down, ensign. We'll need to wait it out."...(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 2/21/2024 11:13pm

Zerimar Ramirez

And that's how everything started running backwards, so long ago at the end of the era of Forward Thinking. While they may look like delicious candy, consuming Reversochron Crystals has serious side effects, and in this case Little Jimmy Dingles became the Temporal Typhoid Mary responsible for everything that came after. Or, in our case, everything that came before. But if that's the case, then why haven't we already passed back through the moment where Jimmy took his first backwards bites...(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 2/19/2024 11:50pm

Fritzi Zwicki

Making a port of call at sunny Fort Snord. While I've enjoyed being the captain (following the Hyperspatial Mezmo Event Level 9) I can't help but feel a little bit the imposter. The rest of the crew was professional enough not to mention it, but, I'm not really sure if I can hack it! Looking for a way to contact Zephyr Tech and report the Mezmo Event and maybe they'll have some advice to get me out of this. I mean, what even happened to the old captain? Just winked out of existence? I ca...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 2/17/2024 12:40pm

Me

I'm getting the first job I see: moving food. Looks simple. I'll start with this....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 2/14/2024 11:57pm

Roberto Shelton

Puppy Grande had a plan. "And a map!" she said. It was one of the tourist maps from the Goggles Desert Coffee Shack Aerodrome and Emporium. With Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City all... subsumed... do to lack of functioning reality generators, where to begin? They might not have been the most glamorous cities, but they were a backbone of the reality network. The desert beneath us gave way to greener pastures, and...(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 2/12/2024 10:24pm

Al

What? You said your guys were tough? (muffled meows) You knew he was headed to Underland. You didn't share that with your muscle? (muffled meows) Well you're going to lose him unless somebody follows him in. I've given you everything you needed. It's not on me if this doesn't pan out. (muffled meows) I said don't worry about Patsy. She knows what's good for her....(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 2/10/2024 11:56pm

Larry Fantasio

The Queen had been at the salad bar for a long time. "That's quite a salad she must be building," I said. Black Herminone cackled from inside my bag. "Well maybe we best go check on her," she said. I hiked the big purse over my shoulder and gave the waiter a nod just to let her know I wasn't planning on dining and dashing. She didn't look like she'd care either way. "Salad bar?" I asked. "No thank you," said the waiter. I followed the sig...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 2/8/2024 11:16pm

Ben Tater

"No cheese fries are worth that," I told the Parsnip. We got to the event horizon just as the kid was returning the the food. And it was still hot. Cameras went off and reporters shouted questions. I was watching from the passenger seat of the Parsnip, parked in the parking lot. "Best it the Tri-Cities!" said the Parsnip. "But seriously, if you'll remember, it's our mission to find the little green man. And this type of anomaly certainly fits his M.O. That's why I...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 2/6/2024 9:46am

chicken

first day of the coop's voyage, we have a job to move a cursed cat statue to an auction being held far far away, we load it onto the ship with minor difficulties as it is quite heavy, and we set off for the ancient meef castle, we had very few difficulties and successfully completed our course, we are now ready for another job and are glad our first day went so well....(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 2/4/2024 11:11pm

Count Almaviva

"Le Reptile! Serpente! Strisci sulla fiancata della nave in quel modo! Ritorna, vipera inaffidabile!" Sapevo che Le Reptile era solo un buon amico. Ma era il mio modo di parlare con lui. Tuttavia, non è tornato. L'ho sentito farsi strada attraverso la volta della foresta, e poi, suppongo, giù per i possenti tronchi fino al suolo della foresta sottostante. "Se ritorna con fili abbastanza forti da sigillare la culatta, allora posso cucire il buco", ha detto Minerva DePl...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 2/2/2024 11:16pm

Humbert

I spotted the floating docks of Clowntown first. "I woulda spotted 'em first, but the sun was in my eyes! Tee hee hee!" burbled the button. The docks were lit up in the sunset, poking up over the horizon. As we got closer we could see the giant, brightly colored balloons that held them up. "Wow, what if you tied me to one of those balloons and let me go. Think how much I could see!" "We wouldn't have to tie you to a balloon," I said. "I used to fly...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 1/30/2024 8:13pm

Maven

This present year 1453, her Highness Queen Abigail called upon me to deliver a cargo of utmost importance. She placed with her cargo a guard of 20 men, all armed. I know not the contents of the massive crate her Highness bestowed upon me, nor what this journey entails, but I pray to the Lord that we shall not encounter any difficulties on our voyage....(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 1/28/2024 11:28am

captxin

entry one - claimed a job. we’ll see....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 1/27/2024 10:34pm

Waylon MacCaa

Communication with the Zaratan is done via the ornately crafted Helmet of Tho'rrn, which sits in a sacristy behind the great turtle's supraoccipital bone. The helm serves as an amplifier and scoop for the creature's passing thoughts. "Here comes another one... OOOOOOOF!" Petty officer LeeAnn was out for the count. Lasted longer than warrant officer Warren, but still didn't take the prize. One of our crew has to have what it takes to break this great beast. Take it into telepathic...(READ MORE)

Albion 1/25/2024 10:34pm

Adam Sol

Florence Twofoot's blueprints were disturbing. The kind of thing passed around at criminal science parties while inhaling noxious fumes. Not that I would know anything about that. They went against every grain of our instruction, our oath. The kind of thing confiscated by the Oracular. "You drew these? Yourself?" I asked. Florence had seen the same kinds of drawings I had, at one time or another. The kind of thing you didn't talk about. And she a doctor. "Do you see anot...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 1/23/2024 9:59am

Alorin

Picked up a new job, can't wait to start... I hope it's enough for my living....(READ MORE)

Exordium & Terminus 1/21/2024 8:49am

Aelia

I accept the job offered......(READ MORE)

Denali XV 1/19/2024 11:51pm

Loretta Max

I took a job delivering for Zephyr Air Transport because I liked the idea of being my own boss, and I needed an additional income stream to help with the upkeep of my airship....(READ MORE)

Invictus 1/17/2024 11:16pm

Nathan Hill

"Sometimes it's better if we don't try to explain it, sir," Marta said to the captain. "Oh, nonsense," said the captain. "Have some respect for a fellow airship captain! And his stalwart crew. Welcome aboard, captain!" This ship's captain stepped towards me and stuck out his hand. It swayed in front of me like a giant log. My wooziness increased. "Perhaps don't get too close, sir," Marta said. "Ah, yes, I remember. The twins, right?"...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 1/15/2024 11:56pm

Slobodkina

"So, uh... you girls like ice cream?" I'd found a washcloth and was dabbing at the ice cream on their pinafores, and gloves. "WE JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH," they said, in unison. Creepy. I don't know how they had made this big a mess in such a short time. They managed to not only create a mountain of soft serve surrounding the machine, but had sprayed it over the entirety of the canteen. "WE MADE A PATH. SEE?" And there, laid out on the white of the soft...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 1/13/2024 11:44pm

Tina Marie

"And, dear Sistern, will you bless my daughter Dinah's giants?" "Well of course child. We can pass our blessings onto giants. Does she haver them with her?" "Yes, They are harnessed. Under her coat." "Oh those days of having to hide your giants in church are long gone, child. Call your daughter Dinah unto us." "Dinah! Dinah come here!" "Yes mother." "Dinah show him your giants." "Aw, mom. Really?"...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 1/11/2024 11:08pm

Bethel Ways

"Hey! What are those? Nuts? Gimme some!" "You can have the rest. I'm done," I said. "Wow thanks. Haven't had nuts like these sense before I came here. Not allowed, you know." "Yeah I snuck them in with with me. Somehow they don't taste the same." "That's the Sugar Pine magic working its way into you already. Starts with the tongue." "Well, I can't get kicked out on my first day. What a disappointment I'd be." "Peo...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 1/9/2024 11:30pm

Bug Sinodendro

Has it been three days already? MY how time flies when you're chronically exposed to aggressive metamorphic pheromones, turning you into mindless slaves of the She-Beast! That's what they call her, down here in the trenches, and with these new giant mandibles I've grown out of my face I'm great at digging trenches. Seems like She's preparing for some kind of, I dunno, military action or invasion or maybe just a visit from some distant cousins she doesn't like. Super Lee, my room mate, was assign...(READ MORE)

Apollo 1/7/2024 10:24pm

Budgie Pete

Well I've got the President eating out of my hand. All it took was a little cozying up to his daughters, rolling my eyes and playing around with that "wanna cracker" stuff. Well, I do like crackers, so that was a perk. But the daughters -- Emma and Isabell -- have taken me into their confidence, and they are just one whisper away from the president's ear... Which I how I've landed the job of Transportation Secretary. For now it's only for the Sector 7 Containment Control facility, b...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 1/5/2024 11:52pm

Crystal McBride

"And how long have you been hearing this ringing sound?" "Ever since the accident. So, I guess about three weeks?" "Does the ringing occur in just one ear?" "No, both. And it's not really a 'ringing.' It's more like a... scratchy, cracky noise." "Is it continuous? Or intermittent?" "Definitely continuous. I go to sleep hearing it, I wake up hearing it. I'm surprised I'm able to go to sleep. I think I must just block it out. Bu...(READ MORE)

Araceli 1/3/2024 10:58pm

Great Mama Two-hands

The Pie Gobbler became a Pieface. People would walk by his place and see him haunting in the windows and say "Who is that Pieface?" and "Did the moon come out tonight as a peanut butter pie?" and "He is missing a piece, that Pieface." The Pie Gobbler was too hungry to hear them. He always had his mind on the next slice. But he could get no pies delivered, because the pie delivery drivers were too frightened of his scary old house. And he was too scared to leave h...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 1/1/2024 9:30pm

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Still having a little bit of trouble finding the Laen. On the way we ran into another settlement -- the City of Birds. It was the flocks of birds that brought us here--great swarms crossing the sky and converging at a massive city in the plains. Towering skyscrapers with birds flitting in and out, but on the ground, great stately birds--crows, woodpeckers, and thrush--walking and hopping down the sidewalks and into and out of stores. Naturally, they took great interest in the...(READ MORE)

E.L. Spence 12/30/2023 8:46pm

Frenz Friddlez

Our spots have EXPLODED across the Outer Rim -- and it's all due to Captain @Jerico Soberanis of the E.L. Spence, spreading the dots to the people far and wide! Captain Soberanis, can you fill up with more boxes o' pox at your earliest convenience? Coordinates of the nearest node in our up and coming distribution network are being transmitted your way now. As a preferred distributor, bonuses may apply! GET IN TOUCH TODAY...(READ MORE)

U.S.S. Lilybug 12/28/2023 12:31pm

maddie

Claimed...(READ MORE)

The Imaginary Potato 12/12/2023 8:49pm

Iliketrains.wheee

I like potatoes. Do I potatoes?...(READ MORE)

Government housing 12/4/2023 11:36am

Government housing

I take the job HEHEHE...(READ MORE)

404 not found 11/27/2023 2:43pm

huifdjhgbveghy

the crez hqs unfortunqtley been cursed to groz ,ustqches qfter the che,icqls got ,ixed qound: unfortuqnley ,y keyboqrd is still cursed; so nobody cqn reqd this:...(READ MORE)

SS. Simpson 11/13/2023 2:04pm

Dies Vitae

I hired 6 crew members, and the wild rock has eaten them all! Ships, please help! We are stranded at Bubblegum Island, full of deadly bunnies who will stop at nothing to eat you, quicksand/bubblegum, and a giant Bubblegum volcano that is due to erupt any minute now!...(READ MORE)

mondgilde 10/17/2023 11:40am

m00nglad3

...(READ MORE)

the Omega project 8/1/2023 9:54pm

Pinstripe

What is it like to be a pinstripe and lose your stripes? To be a jacket, deconstructed? What lies within, indeed? Mrs. Krause was kind as she clipped away the remnants and tatters of my old life. How did we finally locate The Great Dry Cleaners? How did we even make it from @smiley's warehouse to this fortunate ship? It's all a blur of traveling jacket hibernation and trans-pattern drift, aided perhaps by the consciousness expanding powers of nano-flavonids. If only @Houndstooth were here...(READ MORE)

spes 6/7/2023 3:07am

fugemo

?...(READ MORE)

Zephyrus 5/27/2023 11:12am

June

Hi, I have two people available to get these gears for you. Would that be enough? Precautions are a good thing to take....(READ MORE)

USA 4/14/2023 10:24am

NoOne

I picked up the specified object and dropped it off at the following location: 46°14′06″N 06°02′42″E, 2010...(READ MORE)

smiley's warehouse 2/12/2023 10:10pm

Herrringbone

At @Seersucker's request, I went in search of a janitorial station, looking for stain remover. After having no luck in a certain broom and mop closet I noticed one of the ceiling tiles ajar and decided to poke my (borrowed) head in to take a look. Naturally it was quite dark and I couldn't see anything but hints of a framework of metal supports, extending into the darkness like a wild jungle gym at night. But the breeze was fresh and there was a sense of space and openness, and I began to climb....(READ MORE)

SS.youhaveashrimpy 2/6/2023 2:37pm

rae

russia...(READ MORE)

Trade Federation 1/30/2023 9:18am

1233asas

yes...(READ MORE)

hindenburg 12/14/2022 10:26am

John doe

We set sail for america!...(READ MORE)

Battle Sub 10/11/2022 11:28am

mystery

day one lets see how this goes...(READ MORE)

-.-. --- .-. .--. --- .-. .- - .. --- -. ... / -.. 8/26/2022 8:40am

hmmm

This is my first job & I screw this up it's 'cause I did NOT get ANY training. Also yea, I accept it....(READ MORE)

Deadman's Last Ride 6/8/2022 6:15pm

Enfer

lost... again... who would have guessed it... we need a job, and one soon... we'll take anything at this point... crew's getting restless and annoyed... this is an... odd... situation......(READ MORE)

The Atlantic Sway 5/15/2022 11:04pm

Dr. Erwin Strand

Subject W114b** Breakthrough Intelligence Sequence Investigation  The aquatic mammal registered as @Northern Right Whale has consistently shown ULTRA MK level mastery of an increasingly sophisticated semiotic result chain and implementations. Graduation to operation Mama Goose has been approved.  The first airship specially scaled for large Earth whales has recently been completed. It is large enough to support a crew of 12 large Earth whales in its aquatic habitat. This “aquarium of...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai in a tragically Sad America 5/13/2022 1:04pm

MayteeV

’Ello Maytee! I think I moight be able to help ye with the job, provided I shall be provided with coinage. As you can see, me sweet lady ship goes all the wae from the New World to the easter asian islands, and Me just so happens to be stationed about lil ol Koloszvar. The eye contact thengye won’t pose a roblem, as I robbed meself of sight in order to look kool while rocking the double eye patches. Anywaes, If ye wanna contact me, ye shall send a pigeon up in the sky, with a message and...(READ MORE)

S S Rosemary 5/12/2022 9:20am

Captain M Wood

Fellow Transporters! We at the S S Rosemary are officially taking our first job! We will be delivering black holes in canning jars for our client Chyppe Sol. Our port will be Tamkar-7 in Andromeda, which is a bit out of the way, so we understand if no-one wants to meet us there. Despite the assurances of the job posting, we will be spending a day black hole proofing our ship and ourselves, and we should be able to deliver in 2 earth days. SIgning off Capt M Wood...(READ MORE)

Non Sum Qualis Eram 5/1/2022 11:29pm

Asphodel Meadows

Dear Captain, I am leaving this note pinned to the hatch of the Non Sum Qualis Eram in hopes that you and your crew will discover it upon returning from lunch. I find the canteen at this particular aerodrome to be exceptional, as you no doubt discovered if you ordered their speciality -- grilled cheese and tomato soup! Even if you are not a tomato soup fan I believe you will find it utterly irresistible. I frequently come to this particular aerodrome to judge the measure of the various sh...(READ MORE)

Wait what do I put here? 2/26/2022 2:06am

Shelale M.

Im just an amateur, please be nice to me captain TvT...(READ MORE)

Voyager 7/9/2021 4:49pm

max

hi...(READ MORE)

sus 6/16/2021 1:51pm

pink

sus among us best yes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep rubux robux robux yes yes ye s yeysss death...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 3/15/2021 7:26pm

Dirac Fermion

Hey has anybody seen my antiparticle? And let me give you a hint it's not my sister Majorana. Anybody can tell she's her OWN antiparticle. She thinks everything is always about her. She's so high energy. AND maintenance. It's ME who has to worry about my antiparticle showing up at any minute, poofing me out of existence. It's why I stowed away here on the Golden Stone. My antiparticle would NEVER think of looking for me h-----...(READ MORE)

Fart Squad 1/7/2021 5:51pm

StinkyFart

i fart, it stink, ow stinky hlep.,...(READ MORE)

04 12/14/2020 8:54pm

Officer Fresno

Hullo? tap tap tap Anybody home? Sorry I'm late. There was a paperwork mixup down at the station. Anyway, we had a report of some suspicious activity so we're just following up. Anybody? tap tap tap...(READ MORE)

St. Ableberry 11/22/2020 2:30pm

Pantha Abelberry

It's no problem! I can speak draconic, so the dragons will probably understand! I'll get right to it!...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 11/18/2020 10:53pm

Pomme Contrebandier

C'est ainsi qu'a commencé notre plus belle vie à l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A. J'ai trouvé que mon partenaire commercial était un homme changé. L'air frais et l'exercice lui ont fait du bien, sans parler du soleil, que sa peau blanche et pâteuse avait rarement ou jamais vue auparavant. Cela, associé au pain surnaturellement nutritif de l'âge de pierre de l'univers 4A, a donné à mon partenaire autrefois paresseux et obséquieux une nouvelle résilience. Maintenant qu'il a part...(READ MORE)

USS Enterprise 11/16/2020 11:04am

Captain Squirrel Esq

Land, ho! And a yo-ho-ho to you, which is just one yo- away form Santa, with all the Jollyness it brings! We are hereby most honoured to undertake this brave venture, and hand over these here Ancient Shortbreads even more Ancient to the recipient, in five years time! It shall certainly add to the value of the vintage. In the meantime, we shall boldly skedaddle, where no man has skedaddled off to before!...(READ MORE)

Gamer 11/3/2020 9:34am

Brap

This job be so fine...(READ MORE)

jdfalf 10/26/2020 3:33am

ProCluck77

fff...(READ MORE)

The Warrior13 9/30/2020 12:26pm

Luna R. W.

9/30/2020 I'm so happy to take this job I hope nothing blows up like last time!...(READ MORE)

The Mad-lad Potato 8/14/2020 10:52pm

Roberto Shelton, Jr.

Reality Generation Newsletter -- August Edition Thanks to @Captain Alea Downton and her top-notch crew of singing lasses of the air, reality generation devices were successfully deployed in the Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City areas. This created the the additional "ooomph" necessary to straighten out the kinks in the Great Trunk, and should keep things running smoothly in this generated reality for some time to come (or...(READ MORE)

Skyside 4/21/2020 3:26pm

Sarika

ill take the job, but only if you kill them too...(READ MORE)

Dragon's Tooth 12/22/2019 11:11pm

Clammy Hamsphere

I've been having trouble convincing my brothers three to get together to watch the new Mermaid Imperium. Back during the hard times, that show really brought us together. But now that we're all rich as kings it's like we've lost what's really important between us. We might all have housekeepers and AI powered bidets, but we've traded it for our humanity. I'm having trouble finding that station again anyway. Can't remember which of the 7,218,198 channels it was. It was some kind of public acc...(READ MORE)

The Rapture 12/1/2019 10:43am

that_name_isnt_taken

The Rapture left the continent of North America from Patrick’s AFB from Brevard County, Florida, USA, on Sunday, December 1st, 2019 at 1:27 PM EST. At 1:30 PM, several miles off shore, The Rapture activated an experimental device created by Terrazian Futuristics, called “THE WORLD,” causing Earth to appear to slow to almost a complete stop. In reality, The Rapture is going at extreme speeds. The Rapture exited “THE WORLD” at 1:32 PM EST off the coast of Guinea. The airship continued...(READ MORE)

Conquest 10/23/2018 11:57pm

Cara

Might be something with the transmission, but somethings going wrong. I don't think anything is getting through. If it is, I really need that job done, but it isn't showing up. I don't think the managers know that I'm kinda stuck. well, help if you can....(READ MORE)

Atlas 10/11/2018 11:39pm

Alex Marleybone

The Resurfacing has been accomplished with hardly a dent to the army. The Desert Arachni were admittedly reluctant to face defeat, and some good men had been lost to the gracious cause. Their deaths were not in vain, however. The breach into the ancient surface had been successful, despite the sacrifice of some beautiful ruins. When witnessing such destruction had reminded me of the previous memories of attending expeditions with my old crew mates, and how we planned months to reach here. Since...(READ MORE)

Ventura 7/23/2018 8:47pm

Olivia Diaz

It's so satisfying to have one's theories proven true. If only there was some way to share it with the people back home! And by home, of course, I mean Earth. We were prepared for this, and had been transmitting data back to HQ up till the very last minute. No doubt the last of it got a bit garbled in some interesting ways, but hopefully they'll find something useful in it. But the fact remains that our theories about the Brane were correct--that by reuniting it with its entangled partn...(READ MORE)

The Savage 5/31/2018 3:20pm

captain ryan

My ship is a savage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)

The Knight Snug 4/29/2018 5:26pm

Facewoods

Yo...(READ MORE)

The Holy Bibbizle 4/29/2018 2:32am

Grape Man Jones

God bless The Holy Bibbizle...(READ MORE)

Coney Island Baby 2/5/2018 8:10pm

Lou Grass

Welcome Aboard!...(READ MORE)

Claudette 2/3/2018 11:18pm

Melinda Artaud

Silver Springs Capital Management was thrilled to have our oversupply of R's, S's, and T's removed from circulation from Orbis Eruditi, but our books show that we still owe the Claudette for the removal. Our attempts at remittance to your Accounts Receivable have gone unanswered. Is there another way we should be paying you? We have 75 capital vowels of various denominations still awaiting your acceptance on our docks, and are ready to send them to any accredited grapheme logography of your choo...(READ MORE)

Viola Ventura 1/30/2018 1:28pm

Little Bo Johnson

Here at Viola Ventura we're capable of removing any kind of wreckage from any kind of place. Our ship is currently being refueled for the trip. We will arrive in 20 to 30 hours....(READ MORE)

USS Bizzle 1/25/2018 8:54am

Ronald Baldwin

Bizzle is here to run ish...(READ MORE)

Alis Gloriae 1/25/2018 4:53am

Veedle

Captain's Log: 1/25/18 Currently on our way to Oslo to receive repairs. All cargo-workers involved in the sandwich incident have been sacked. Have sent an official apology out. Veedle...(READ MORE)

Shining Machine 1/24/2018 8:18pm

Ricky VII

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The Chiron 1/22/2018 5:41am

Wind Ghosts

22/01 - Delivery successful, no major incidents to report. Cargo has been taken off ship by handlers. On our way back to home base...(READ MORE)

Nemesis 1/20/2018 2:47pm

Trix

This cat is wanted dead or alive, so that's how I'll deliver it!...(READ MORE)

Steel Aurora 1/19/2018 10:34am

Tate

the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow........(READ MORE)

Night Pigeon 1/15/2018 5:09am

Dvorak Iahdl

Just accepted a job so I guess I’m taking flight....(READ MORE)

The Flying Captain 1/14/2018 6:23am

AyeAyeCaptain

Free confetti...(READ MORE)

Solstice 1/12/2018 12:38am

smollbeanboii

Finally loaded and leaving Thailand. The Solstice will be headed to New York where we have the most peculiar drop off instructions. Under any dumpster. What on earth could the buyer be doing that he has the free time to check under every dumpster in New York City. But who am I to argue?...(READ MORE)

Der Puce Wal 1/11/2018 3:10am

DeMarcus J. Tyree II

Der Puce Wal ist betriebsbereit und bessere Tage liegen vor uns! Capt. D.J Tyree II is ready and willing to transport any and all gadgets, thingamajigs, doodads, whatsits, and gizmos no matter how dangerous or bizarrely worded. However, under NO circumstance will the honorable captain be liable to transport gubbins or ROUS....(READ MORE)