SHIP'S LOG:

TSFTB Ship #12

Terri D. Nemphis 12/9/2025 10:05pm

WOW does it feel good to be out and in the world. All it took was a good wormhole and there's nothing I like better than squeezing through one of them thank you very much. Wait I WAS the wormhole? Now that's some Zen thinking right there.

Anyway, I've got my own TSFTB ship and nobody on it but me but that's OK because I am MULTITUDES! That wormhole was more like a worm shredder if you know what I mean. And what I mean is I came out a hundred different little worms, and you know what they say about cutting a worm in two and it becomes two worms? Well that's true for me! Now I'm a whole seething mass of crew, squirming through the decks and doing what needs to be done and kicking ass and taking names! Ok there aren't any asses to kick or names to take but my own, but still I'm doing and admirable job of piloting this ship if I do say so myself.

Now, what to do? Well fly around and meet people I guess. Oh look! A ship on the horizon! Ahoy there! Ahoy, ship!

Nick Nobs 8/14/2025 9:37pm

Captain says getting to the Ripple Town is more about the rhythm than the speed. Phase variance. And even with those Nemphis Worms grinding our gears, ol' #12 still has what it takes, skipping and bumping over the surface of the Wave Kingdom

Soon we take a dive, flying down through impossible spires of crystal and coral, then down city streets, past butcher shops and haberdasheries. Streetlights and stoplights reflect off the damp asphalt, stretching the scene around us till we find ourselves in a tunnel of light, hurtling headlong towards the darkness ahead.

Captain's done it before.

Nick Nobs 4/22/2025 8:59pm

"Hey that 6' 7'' titanium cube is really off balance. Got the whole ship outta whack."

"Aw that's just the Nemphis Worms. The gears are barely holdin' together."

"Ol' Number Twelve's got worms?!"

"Oh yeah. But we're goin' fishin' anyway."

"What?"

"Captain's been lookin' all over for a fix. Thinks we'll find it in Ripple Town."

"Isn't that under the Wave Kingdom?"

"The very one."

"Well they're bound to know their worms down there."

"If we make it that far!"

Terri the Wormhole 12/29/2024 11:20pm

How they expect me to stay put in this 6' 7'' titanium cube I'll never know. I mean, sure, it's comfortable. There's a chill couch, and a big screen, and a wet bar and a workout room and bathroom with a shower, but once in awhile I just gotta GET OUT if you know what I mean.

Of course, I can always go "within."

Phlim Phlamshankle 9/3/2024 4:05pm

Hello?

We had a small mishap with one of the Intergalactic Wormholes we offer to discerning clients, and my colleague Sandy Wakes was inadvertently "eaten" (as we say in the business) by this wormhole, along with Sandy's cat, neighbor, and snake-shaped lamp.

This wormhole's name is Terri.

We've been able to get Terri back into its 6' 7'' titanium cube and would love to go ahead and get this bad boy to Ripple Town. The buyers are getting a little "hot under the collar" if you know what I mean wink wink.

This cozy little puppy in its luxury titanium cube can now be picked up at:

Grancapper & Sprite suite #5313
Sheavesdom, Grothendieck
the SHAPES

Strike Bowlfrog 5/15/2024 9:19am

Ahoy Sandy Wakes!

This is your delivery man Strike Bowlfrog - TSFTB SHIP #12.

It looks like we're still going to need a location for the pickup of your wormhole! Please send your address/the planet/the pocket dimension you are living in. If not sent within two weeks after the order, you will have to resend your order form.

Thank you.

JOB - Sandy Wakes - 5/13/2024 10:14pm

Job claimed by Strike Bowlfrog 2024-05-15 09:19:37

Intergalactic Wormhole Situation!!

I have an intergalactic wormhole that needs to be shipped to Ripple Town ASAP. The wormhole is currently contained is a 6' 7'' titanium cube, but who knows if it will stay like that for long.

I hope it's not a problem but the Ripple Town is located under Wave Kingdom, like directly under it. Literally, if you turn the Wave Kingdom over you'll see Ripple Town. Please come quick, the wormhole already ate my cat, my neighbor, and my snake-shaped lamp.

Strike Bowlfrog 5/13/2024 7:30pm

I've been sailing ol' Number Twelve for 32 years now, she's NEVER failed me before! However, that all changed a few days ago. I was cruising through the newly colored ocean near The Water of Navarios, when all of a sudden, my ol' girl stars humming and screamin' like I've NEVER HEARD BEFORE. Her wails cried out to me!

I checked her engine and there I find a Nemphis Worm, chewin' away at her gears! There was a colony of them! I took her to my old pal Screw's shoppe and he says to me "Theres no fixin' the gal'." NO FIXING HER!? That man is out of his right mind!! If anyone can recommend a better shop with BETTER WAYS TO FIX A DARN SHIP, I'm all ears!