SHIP'S LOG:

The Sightline

Jan Janssson 6/15/2025 2:56pm

The four-dimensional paperclips protruding from the wall in my basement man cave are definitiely interfering in the reception of parades on my big screen TV. We watched the big military parade yesterday ready to see the ICBMs and the soldiers goose stepping in their crisp dress blues and the electric shock cables and it turned out to be more like the national guard walking down main street on the Fourth of July! They looked just like regular everyday people driving old army surplus down to the VFW. Chuck wondered what the matter was too and neither him or me or any of our fellow parade enthusiasts have ever been in the armed forces but it seemed pretty clear we were getting transmissions from another reality than the one we had been promised, so we're pretty sure it's these four-dimensional paperclips in the wall that are messing up the signal.

@Rigs Drench can you or your wife or somebody check all your boxes of four-dimensional potato clips and confirm if they don't-do exist or do-don't exist and liquidate them to some new owner so we can get our reception working again in our little corner of the fouth dimension?

Warmly,

Jan Janssson

Rigs Drench 2/21/2025 11:03pm

If you wanted to buy four dimensional office supplies in the 2070s, you had to order it, and wait, and wait, and wait until somebody opened the box and found out if they were in there or not. Up until that moment they were both in there and not in there, until they were observed. I realized that businesses had a need for four dimensional office supplies that I could fulfill, if I had merchandise that had been observed by observers and was proven to be in the boxes. A brilliant idea was born. So I went back to the fourth dimension to find the right extradimensional vendors and began buying four dimensional office supplies by the truckload in huge quantities in order to get a deal from the extra dimensional manufacturers and have items in stock ready for pickup. Just so long as we opened the boxes and confirmed if they were in there, or not in there. But that wasn't the case till we observed them. After a successful start in the four dimensional office supply business, my wife and I  began to bring in new four dimensional home furniture by railcar, domestic truckload, and imported containers, and until we open those containers, the office supplies are neither in there nor not neither in there. It all has to do with my wife. Fast forward to today, our main store is located inside a 10 foot cube with a 160,000,000 square foot showroom and half a quadrillion square feet of four dimensional office supplies in stock ready to pickup. So long as you observe them, Or don't observe them. We have everything for your four dimensional office supply needs. Contact us about placing your order today, and we'll look inside the box. Contact Rigs Drench Four Dimensional Office Supply Liquidators The Sightline

Jan Janssson 10/25/2024 4:44pm

Yeah I've got over a hundred paperclips sticking out of the wall in my basement. I've been searching the internet for months and happened upon your post. The paperclips appeared some time ago and are fused into the wood paneling near my built-in mini-bar, and protrude in such a way that they are undoubtedly four-dimensional.

The paperclips have become a point of interest when I host cards night or watching parades on the big screen TV with my fellow parade enthusiasts, and it would be interesting to know where exactly they are protruding from.

Would you be able to shed any light on this matter?

Warmly,

Jan Janssson

Captain Andorius 7/3/2024 8:02am

Got an order for three hundred four-dimensional paperclips. Half of them have already disappeared. Technically, they might still be in the box, so I hope I get paid.