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The Zephyr Air Transport Fleet is ready to serve!

We specialize in deliverying items other firms aren't able to, due to danger, hyper-sensitivity, secrecy concerns, or fictional status. We're also ready and eager to go "off the map!" Trust us with family heirlooms, cursed and/or magical implements, esoteric commodities, and more.

Post your job here and one of our franchisee owner-operator fleet captains will respond as soon as they reach next port. Please specify:

  • Pick up location
  • Destination
  • Type of goods and quantity

Standard rates apply! Submit your job details and our franchisee owner-operators will get the job done.

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MOST RECENT JOBS

Rev Joseph Hollywood - 4/1/2022 3:54pm


I am looking for a dirigible, of suitable quality and cargo capacity, to haul the underbellies of 13,366 snakes, together with 500 pounds of scrap snake meat, from my cargo yard in Cosmopolis, Washington State, to a repository I operate in St. Regis, Montana.

Payment shall be provided in the form of treasury bonds; to be precise, $8,500.00 in said bonds. Of the bonds, those holding a redeemable sum value of $5,000.00 were purchased in 1997, and are 30-year bonds; those holding a redeemable sum value of $2,500.00 were purchased in 2003, and are twenty-year bonds; and those holding a redeemable sum value of $1,000.00 were purchased in 1996, and are thirty-year bonds.

If this arrangement of transportation of common goods is suitable, please write to:

Rev. Joseph Hollywood
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The aforementioned goods shall be prepared for transport as early as to-morrow.


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