The Zephyr Air Transport Fleet is ready to serve!

We specialize in deliverying items other firms aren't able to, due to danger, hyper-sensitivity, secrecy concerns, or fictional status. We're also ready and eager to go "off the map!" Trust us with family heirlooms, cursed and/or magical implements, esoteric commodities, and more.

Post your job here and one of our franchisee owner-operator fleet captains will respond as soon as they reach next port. Please specify:

  • Pick up location
  • Destination
  • Type of goods and quantity

Standard rates apply! Submit your job details and our franchisee owner-operators will get the job done.


With air-centered delivery professionals available 24/7, delivery has never been more satisfying.


Frem Trevor Nine - 5/24/2021 9:14pm

Ancient and Unusual Scraps LLC

We have seven crates of haunted doll parts, and frankly we can no longer handle them. The chills. The nightmares.

Please take these off our hands and deliver them to the Silver Witch, Inc., 7797 THE MOORS. Silver Witch Inc. has agreed to perform the necessary exorcisms and absolutions -- we just need someone to get these crates there. And good lord there's no way it can be us. We can't even bear to be in the same room with them any more.

Please, please, please remove this crates for our sight before the entire staff at Ancient and Unusual Scraps LLC goes mad!

Find us in the third aggrandisement, Old Habitsform, suite 676b.

Frem Trevor Nine, Clone Proprietor