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The Zephyr Air Transport Fleet is ready to serve!
We specialize in deliverying items other firms aren't able to, due to danger, hyper-sensitivity, secrecy concerns, or fictional status. We're also ready and eager to go "off the map!" Trust us with family heirlooms, cursed and/or magical implements, esoteric commodities, and more.
Post your job here and one of our franchisee owner-operator fleet captains will respond as soon as they reach next port. Please specify:
- Pick up location
- Destination
- Type of goods and quantity
Standard rates apply! Submit your job details and our franchisee owner-operators will get the job done.
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MOST RECENT JOBS
Jimmy Hereford - 3/26/2019 11:14pm
HEREFORD THEREFORD CAT MUMMY RANCH LLC
We've got a dozen registered Hereford Thereford mummified cats ready for transport to the Mummified Cat Faire in Old Habitsform. No rush! They're well preserved and will keep nicely till the show... and for the eternity beyond! Ha ha old industry joke. But we do have a client awaiting the shipment. Please contact us directly by picking up this job and we'll arrange for payment in magical unguents and tinctures to extend your life, vivacious prowess, hairline, and more. All terms negotiable! These dozen cats are packed neatly in their traveling sarcophagus (5.8' x 2.9') and require no special care during transport, aside from the usual protection rituals. Contact us today and it could be a relationship that lasts forever!
Jimmy Hereford, President, Hereford Thereford Cat Mummy Ranch LLC