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Oh my god that WAS the greatest thing we've ever done.
Having all the Hot Fritters McCornchips we wanted definitely helped. I think it's honest to say we all pigged out. How could we not? Hot Fritters McCornchips are the most amazing snack to hit the ethereal flavor scene since your great grandma first tasted sarsaparilla! Mmmm I can still feel those active flavonoids swimming upstream in my gums and spawning in my nose! The lemonoil horsetails, chrysanthemum spider limes, the ponzu crossette. I can't stop thinking about them.
What were we talking about?
I swear our captain is mad... he keeps going on about how this will be the "greatest thing we've ever done"
I don't know what, if anything, he's been drinking or eating but he's starting to scare me
first mission!! this is amazing!! I can't wait!! this will be so much fun, I know my crew will enjoy this!!
it's been a month now... haven't seen my friends in a while... its starting to worry me and my crewmates. they keep saying i've gone mad
Job claimed by Miden 2021-11-10 08:09:28
Hey I'm Hot Fritters McCornchips, proprietor of Fritters McCornchips LLC. I'm expanding into the Fritters McCornchips space in the Outer Rim, and need a regular distributor of my Fritters McCornchips to said reaches.
How about you? Can't get enough of that hot Fritters McCornchips smell? Don't mind a bit of salt spilling through the cracks in the crates? It could be the beginning of a long -- and corny! -- relationship.
Contact me, Hot Fritters McCornchips, by way of this station, Hermashine Yorkshire B, to learn more about this exciting opportunity.