Zephyr Air Transport's fleet of continuous merchant dirigibles is continually scouring the many earths, connecting outposts and communities far and wide. Jobs are picked up "on the fly" by ships in your area, and may pick up whatever additional work they're able to drum up on their own. Each ship in our fleet is owner-operated, working under the auspices and supplementary logistical infrastructdure of Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

If you're on a crew, feel free to post to your ship's logs at any time! Zephyr Air Transport believes strongly in transparency.


Minecraft is the best 5/24/2020 9:55pm

Clive Gimlet

Reality generators? Did somebody say reality generators? Well that brings me back let me tell you. I was the number one producer for four years running in the the Northern Presence, Sector B Subcluster. I moved so many reality generators I couldn’t remember which world I was really from. A wife here, a girlfriend there, putting a kid through college there. I squirreled enough money away through offshore accounts — and I mean VERY offshore if you know what I mean — to have a comfortable ret...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 5/22/2020 11:47pm

Presto LaRue

Me and da boys arrive and we find dis mess. Who's ever seen such a mess? Broken glass, broken wood, broken ornamental casing and lacquer all over the place? It's a cryin' shame, I tell ya. And it's gonna be a real cryin' shame for whoever done dis. Ya see, we got a hot tip we was gonna find da Chinese Lightning Box here, but turns out somebody's busted it up. Busted up one of the most powerful eldritch tools ever to be manufactured by House of Foo, Inc. And dat stuff ain't easy to come by a...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 5/20/2020 10:06pm

Doctor Smalls

It's important that our passengers maintain their golden glow. People ask how I do it and I tell them "It's not magic, it's SCIENCE!" You've got to know how to keep all those protons, electrons, and neutrons in balance! There are lots of them, you know, in gold. Globs and globs of them. It's hard to keep them straight! I keep an eye on common oxidation states, smoothing out the wrinkles where I can. But here's a little secret for our rolled gold listeners, it's not just temperature,...(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 5/18/2020 10:55pm

HRH Chons

Yes, @Mafdet! It is my mother the Great Wild Cow, long of plumes, bright of head-cloth, pendulous of breasts, who has lifted me up to the sky in this mighty airship, not having left me on Earth, among the gods who have power. Let us pull up to her, peaceful in her milky way, that thou, my loyal crew, shall drink your fill before moving on....(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 5/16/2020 10:11pm

Ben Tater

"Is this, uh... what we expected?" Handsome Becky asks. Stage three, the smash and grab, seems to have taken a turn. FREEZEFREEDOMMAGNETNUMBERTHREEZHWOOOOOOOMMMMMM A shard of pure information slices past us. It's the size of a semi truck but in only two dimensions. And it's one of the small ones. All around us, as far as our infinite-seeing eyes can see, it's a cathedral of crystal. More like a canyon, really. There isn't exactly "color" here, but it somehow pres...(READ MORE)

Albion 5/14/2020 11:57pm

Magnus Arquebus

It was with only limited regret that we bade goodbye to the Merlesee. While such wandering holy men are considered good luck to have on board in these lands, and he did very likely save the ship and all of our lives from the creature in the cargo hold, there was a general unease he created with the crew, what with his penchant for standing in one particular place for days on end, emitting long plaintive howls, and of course his very musky smell. The break up was, at least, mutual, as he made...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 5/12/2020 8:02pm

Count Almaviva

Il sapore che mi restava in bocca non era delizioso. Corsi dalla grotta del mastro fornaio, tenendo ancora il mattarello con cui l'ho colpito. La mia vita è stata una bugia! Tale tempo trascorso a studiare l'arte cava, ha portato a non credere all'unico vero segreto che è stato infornato nella mia vita: il segreto del biscotto che non lascia briciole. E poi imparare che non solo il maestro mi stava nascondendo il segreto, ma che è disponibile già pronto da un negozio, in un involucro di plas...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 5/10/2020 9:20pm

Armando Lupiz

And it comes down to the moment. @Billy Nails and the kid take up their places at the Rainbow Zone. They were chosen because they came closest to @Starry Skye's description of the "star tramps," and she's dressed them appropriately, Chillingly, the clothes where exactly what the Sadie Hawkins had on hand. She's also been working on choreographing their fight. The skies are even more purple and green than usual, here at SN1987A in the Tarantula Nebula. Maybe I'm just more nostal...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 5/8/2020 9:30pm


The crew has taken to our garbage duty better than expected. Er, well, better than they would have before they lost their minds and became stumbling, drooling automatons. As it is, they can follow directions for a short time but you've got to keep redirecting them when they forget what they were doing. So, we pull up the Thot Slayer to a street corner, I park it and open up the hold and start pointing them to the cans and dumpsters, then back up into the hold where they dump them out, then r...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 5/6/2020 9:25pm

Jack Moonfang

Owwwwwoooooooooooooo! Our Belladonna shipment is overdue. Is there a tracking number? Did it get lost in the air? Did you leave it at the entry to the Underground Forest of Secrets and it was stolen? How do I report non-delivery?...(READ MORE)

Araceli 5/4/2020 7:41pm

Jimmy Three-hands

As the Araceli rose higher and higher, I could see the many lands rising up all around me, like one great big frog eye. I could see Bakemono Road, but it was too soon to return to that trickster path. I could see the Land of Nuts, and the Wide Open Sea. I could see the ancient ruins that are the home of Miraculous Mummy. I could see the battlegrounds of the Phantom Platoon. I could see the forest of Dryad Deluxe; the family estate of Lance, Lord of Mystery (featured in the Forever Cabal...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 5/2/2020 12:45pm

Captain Pirate II

Ah, the Calafia Coast. Such luxury, on account of the magical resonance emanating from the crystal formations that underly the region. You can smell it in the air. It fills all living things with a healthy glow, encouraging MPP (Maximum Potential Presence) for flora and fauna alike. Everyone is full of it, but they're not smug. They're happy to share, and you can't help but get filled up on the energizing rays yourself. "Hot tub party!" "See you at the beach!" "...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 4/30/2020 11:46pm

Aeon Lore

It began with a small note. "The Captain sends his regards," on a small piece of paper, folded, delivered on a silver platter by one of the water-bagged waitstaff in the dining room. While it was the code of the Planet of the Many-colored Grass to never reveal ourselves, it did not deny contact with your people. Indeed, our entire foray into luxury travel was based on serving your needs, and how can this be done without communication? Of a sort. I convinced the crew that we shoul...(READ MORE)

Egregore 4/28/2020 10:29pm

Rose Nomenclature

The automatic mannequin was not alone. Coming in and out of the shabby store fronts, milling around the tinkers' wares filling the sidewalks, there were more. Some were the size of children, others full grown, still others hunched. They wore the clothes you see in other parts of town, but sometimes other, more colorful, androgynous robes and gowns. "Wwwwwouldyyyyyyyyyyoucarrrrretocommmmmewwwwwithmeeeeeee?" my automatic mannequin whirred. He stood there a moment and cocked his h...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 4/26/2020 9:43pm

Harry Otter

The appearance of the Moonbeam at this busy bronze-age port caused less attention than you might think. Many of the ships are far more beautiful to look at than the Moonbeam. Not that the Moonbeam isn't a handsome ship, but these boats can be ornate, with so much color, dyed sails, and multiple tier construction--spiny with oars and rigging. A few of them look like they could take off flying on their own. But the lack of interest seems like it's something more. Like they've seen the same kind...(READ MORE)

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