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TSFTB Ship #12 8/7/2026 8:43pm

Terri D. Nemphis

"May day! May Day!" "Hey get off the radio! Gimme that!" "Why I'll--" "Ooof!" "Ouch!" "Alright you two! Break it up" "Yeah dogpile! Through these guys off the ship!" "Ooof!" "Hey which one is which?" "You're one!" "No I'm not. He is." "Who's got the wheel?" "Ooof!"...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 8/5/2026 9:34pm

Loretta Max

Ol' Danny's always seeing things. Which is strange on account of as he has no eyes. Instead of following his fancy, I dialed up the Zephyr Air job hotline. Hopefully I hadn't been blackballed following my recent insurance claim. "Zephyr Air Job Hotline. How can I be of assistance?" "Yeah this is Denali XV. Calling in for a regional procurement offering." Don't know why they have such fancy names for just picking up a job. "Denali XV please hold while I pul...(READ MORE)

Invictus 8/3/2026 10:10pm

Nathan Hill

"So..," First Mate Quiller said, "I don't think we want to get back home any time soon. Nothing but trouble waiting for us there." We were attempting to frog march @Ensign Filbert back to the Invictus. He was exceptionally wobbly and gangly. "You're not wrong about that. But, don't you have family or friends or something to get back to?" I realized I'd never talked to Quiller about her life outside of work before. "We all know what we're signing up fo...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 8/1/2026 10:29pm

Rim Ranger Rick

TIme to welcome a new batch of tourists. It's always tough to give them the news. We've got a brochure, and maps with approved camping areas clearly marked. I put a little sticker on it for the "you are here" part. But there's no going back the way they came, whatever hole they fell through....(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 7/30/2026 7:30pm

Pete Petite

Of course Billy wants ME to go first. "Umph!" "Slow down! Give me some space. It's pitch black in here." "Oh, yeah," Billy said. "Sorry." It was a narrow space. You could touch the sides with your hands. Felt like things on shelves. Boxes, jugs. "Just keep heading forward." "Well what do you think I'm doing? There's no where else to go," "Keep your hands out front. There's bound to be a door, or something.&quo...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 7/28/2026 7:37pm

Timberlina

I was on the western edge of Sugar Pine territory. There’s a buffer we keep between the Dreampines and the frontier and I enjoy a treewalk in that area from time to time. The trees are strong in the western edge, and allow a Timberjack a mighty spring from crown to crown, sometimes leaping two or three trees at a time. It’s easy to get lost in the moment. Which is why the Frontier Timberjack saw me before I saw them....(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 7/26/2026 11:49pm

Isabella Isoptera

I've won a lot of freedom by just going along with the program. And let me tell you it's a sweet life. I've still got my waggle, still this side of "the change." I waggle around the cellulose sugar pool with the rest of the b-queen court laid out on the pool chairs, sipping peptide cocktails and soaking up the UV. Palm trees line the pool area, obscuring the smoke from bombs dropping in the distance. Beyond our mound, of course. Just keeping things in order out in the hinterlands....(READ MORE)

Apollo 7/24/2026 11:26pm

Mr. Vice President

Oh god the President was always trying to kill me. There was the time he came in when I was in the bath and pretended to accidentally drop the hair dryer in. Luckily the cord was too short. Then there was the hole he had made right in the floor of the Oval Office and put a carpet over it and tried to get me to walk on it but I could tell something was up and then the press secretary did it. And there were spikes. And then the robot assassins. Right before he disappeared. The Accountab...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 7/22/2026 7:35pm

Memory Gal

"I'm not taking that so-called 'flu shot.'" "Memory Gal, as part of the team, you've got to take it. We can't risk one of us being out with the flu." "As Memory Gal, my super-memory is my one power. If anything makes me spacey, or impedes that power in any way--" "There's no clinical proof it will effect your memory. I've tested it extensively in our lab. On rats, on our captured super villians." "Did any of them have super-memory?"...(READ MORE)

Araceli 7/20/2026 11:24pm

Jimmy Three-hands

A fib?! Truth be told, Jimmy Three-hands had told many a fib. A long list of fibs, and a long list of fib recipients. Which one of these was of a concern to these owls? "We're a consultancy," said the little @Enchanting_Owlet as it led the way down the tunnel of twigs, "but we're not for hire." "How do you know Jimmy Three-hands told a fib?" I asked. The little owl turned and looked Jimmy Three-hands right in the third eye. "Oh, everybody's told a...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 7/18/2026 10:29am

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Not a word from that orbital supply hub, I'm afraid. Waited and waited. Been spending nights out on the aerodrome with the 70mm telescope seeing if we could spot it. So many darn orbital supply hubs these days! Then we saw what very well may have been the unmanned shuttle we were waiting for. Saw it coming, in a burning green flame, then over shot us and landed some miles to the west. Were just hoping it didn't cook our meatballs too hard! Or, of course, the One (1) AVESAPIEN...(READ MORE)

E.L. Spence 7/16/2026 10:51pm

Jeri Jade

I slept quite soundly, though a bit submerged in the voluptuous eiderdown of the bed, and found the room as overstuffed as the night before, drapes and curtains and tapestries billowing in the morning light.  The sunlight was quite severe, blasting through the windows of my bed chamber. Or at least blasting to my eyes, and I had consumed a large number of dots with Mrs. Vandenberg the night before. But not a spot on me, thanks to her strange animal. Where was that creature now? I wonder...(READ MORE)

U.S.S. Lilybug 7/14/2026 11:09pm

Cetacea Jones

And then the crew did lock me out. Jerks. Luckily I'd bundled up in the arctic gear so I could spend as long as I wanted hanging microphones off the rail, trying to engage one of these Sky Whales in conversation. But now I feel the crew has actually forgotten about me, because no amount of banging rouses anyone to the hatch. And now I'm quite tired, and ready to go in. And cold. The sun never quite gets below the horizon this time of year, but with the windchill and this altitude I can assure yo...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 7/12/2026 4:38pm

Captain Pirate II

"I was, right, right? We do all have our own Mephitis?" I asked Captain Pirates V and III on our way out of the restaurant. "I mean, I haven't seen mine for awhile..." "Waiting for you on Mt. Shasta," bellowed Captain Pirate V in his burly tone. "And my crew?" I asked. "When you were assaulted by @Captain Pirate," Captain Pirate III said, "It knocked things a little cattywampus." That didn't sound good. "Your docto...(READ MORE)

The Revelation 7/10/2026 11:38pm

Phoenix Quinn

We slipped out of the cargo hold and into a passageway. "I'm feeling a bit under dressed," said Camy. It was true. After making it up a couple of decks, the passengers we passed were dressed incredibly well. Mod tuxedos and slinky gowns. Haute couture from planets we hadn't been to. We were only in our regular street clothes, and they'd gotten a lot more lived in since we first landed on the beach. "We're not going to blend in at all. We're gonna get busted, like, immedi...(READ MORE)



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