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Government housing 12/4/2023 11:36am

Government housing

I take the job HEHEHE...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 12/3/2023 9:43pm

Capt. Frank Clarence

"No not like that!" hollered Herbert Alamak over the roar of rovers. He'd come out of his geodesic hovel and was making his way through the chocolate dust, waving his arms. "You're bound to destroy half the planet! Or worse!" Seemed like ol' Herb was in the mood to talk. I called the kids on the walkie and had them take a break. "You don't know what you're dealing with here," said Herb, shaking his head. "There's a reason I've set my camp out this far fro...(READ MORE)

SS Evergreen 12/1/2023 11:35pm

johnkeely

Wow those worms really are something! They must like the tropics because not long after we came to ground they got real restless and busted clean out of the hold and onto the beach and made for the jungle. Gonna take me an age to get the hull shored up on account of the big hole they put in it. And me a mechanical engineer! But I guess I can patch a big hole in a hull. I suspect that's the last we've seen of those worms. Good riddance, I say! Taking my beach time away like this....(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 11/29/2023 11:56pm

starfilly

ok maybe there is something true about what they say about extended exposure to disco disco brite my light photoimplosic meta trance definition processing equipment and oodles and oodles of bundles of honey bundles but my dreams have been getting pretty weird. part of it is we're on one of those extended runs where the crew's in stasis and nik, rik, chik, humboldt and darlene and I have the ship to ourselves but everybody needed sleep so we've all just been crashed out in the honey bundle wrappe...(READ MORE)

404 not found 11/27/2023 2:43pm

huifdjhgbveghy

the crez hqs unfortunqtley been cursed to groz ,ustqches qfter the che,icqls got ,ixed qound: unfortuqnley ,y keyboqrd is still cursed; so nobody cqn reqd this:...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 11/25/2023 11:57pm

Willow and Birch

Tara's song was coming through pure and clear on the Chomon crystal. "Willow?" "Birch?" "Triangulate!" we say at the same time, doing our secret fist bump incantation. "33 degrees north" "67 degrees east" "Distance.... distance... distance..." Birch's eyes roll back in her head. She's always the one more likely to take it too far. Her fingers tremble on the planchette but it moves smoothly across the map before co...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 11/23/2023 10:22pm

Armando Lupiz

Soon the goon squad moved on, searching the seemingly endless rooms of the library. But even if I made it back to the room I'd started in, the one that contained that luminous scarf that had somehow transported me to this library of the future, what then? I'd assumed if I'd touch the scarf again I might end up back in the tailor's shop--who would absolutely have an armed welcoming committee waiting for me. Was that the only way back? To give myself up to this mysterious group who'd kidnapped the...(READ MORE)

Toxic Shipping #4583 11/21/2023 11:29pm

Crystal Skiff

Dear Dillon Cone, We were thrilled to receive the photos of "Little Matty" and are so glad he seems to be thriving with you. Who knew he enjoyed performing so much? I would have expected his little body who have grown out more and caught up with his head. Make sure he drinks plenty of milk and those supplements we keep sending. As for those strange hand signals he seems to be flashing in the photos -- no idea! Is it perhaps a scout sign? Unrelatedly, we continue to receive cra...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 11/19/2023 11:59pm

Luz Dunkel

If you've never been on top of an airship in flight, then you should know it's a scary thing. For one, you should always have a safety tether. And even when you do, it's still very unnerving, sitting on top of a great taunt gas balloon, curving away in all directions below you, smooth and slippery and gray with nothing to hold onto, nothing to help prevent you from slipping away over the side and falling, hundreds of feet above the surface of the earth. I can say this now, as this all happ...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 11/17/2023 10:32pm

Billy Sabab

"Glad to have you back, Captain," Shipman Eva said, wearing her gas mask. "The wind shifted while you were away, and we've been enveloped by the Bertha's gas almost the entire time. Can we get out of here now?" The inside of the ship smelled terrible. "Yes, and we've got a destination. Let's get to the bridge and plot a course." I could sense Shipman Eva's eyeroll even under her mask. More ridiculous orders with no explanation. I mean, it was my ship, I cou...(READ MORE)

agro 11/15/2023 11:53pm

Mr. Grape

"Order!!! This meeting will come to order. Ms. Lemon, get your cadre under control!" "You heard the man, Lemonheads! Quiet down!" "Yes, ahem, so." Mr. Grape cleared his throat. "Yet another sector of the Outer Reach has been tamed, and is now under control of the Sentient Slime Network." "Hear hear!" "Motions to change the name Sentient Slime Network to Sentient Slime Empire have been rejected once again, due to the word 'empire'...(READ MORE)

SS. Simpson 11/13/2023 2:04pm

Dies Vitae

I hired 6 crew members, and the wild rock has eaten them all! Ships, please help! We are stranded at Bubblegum Island, full of deadly bunnies who will stop at nothing to eat you, quicksand/bubblegum, and a giant Bubblegum volcano that is due to erupt any minute now!...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 11/11/2023 11:52pm

S. Glenn

The new safehouse is a bit odd. Mid-century orbital living structure with a posh address in the inner Outer Rim --ㄣᄅㄥ6Ɛㄣᄅ, 8ގㄥގ60ㄣ0ㄣ. It's got a hi-fi and sisal carpet and floor to ceiling windows, but something about it is a bit off. Nice place like this and then skimp on the furniture? What a shame. Former owner couldn't wait to get it off her hands. Some people have no taste. In any case, it will suit our needs just fine. And a knockout view of the Wandering Moons to boo...(READ MORE)

base 1 11/9/2023 10:55pm

Mickey Fine

"Monsieur Fine?" the waiter asked. How did he know my name? "I have this package for you, to be delivered to this table, at this time, on this date." He handed over a narrow rectangular box. neatly wrapped in white paper and string. It was a little heavy. A watch? I looked around. No one was looking at me. I checked for people across the street, perhaps watching me in the reflections of the storefront windows. No one seemed to be paying me the slightest bit of atten...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 11/7/2023 10:01pm

Guy Reese

Guy Reese -- Cybernetic War Monkey Wrangler I charge 3500 a day and no questions asked. How I wrangle the war monkeys is nobody's business. I'm just here to get the job done. You better scoot on out of here and find some place safe. And no videos or photography allowed....(READ MORE)



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