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Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 6/2/2026 11:56pm

Zephyr Ambulance LTD

"We picked it up on the Very Slow Band," Chief Clinical Officer said. The transcription was spotty, incomplete. Portions were missing, or perhaps just left out by a mind driven insane by the shrinking process? "Biscuits... cryptids... what went on here?" "The cinnamon ones are especially tasty," Chief Clinical Officer said. "Good to know they're well stocked." "Find us that HHS Crescent. It's got to be in one of these bottles."...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 5/31/2026 11:57pm

The Head

"Ow!" I croaked. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" They hadn't included much cushioning in the travel box, and I was getting banged around something fierce. "Oh! Sorry Mr. Head!" came a muffled voice from outside the box. "This last bit's a little bumpy!" The deck my handler had showed me was thin on the details, but the outline for the job was familiar enough. Attach me to a new ride, infiltrate the target, eliminate the bad guys. But the location was extremely remo...(READ MORE)

base 1 5/29/2026 9:39pm

Mickey Fine

"So... ye lookin' to get off base?" the grizzled old man asked me over his shoulder with one squinty eye. "Base? You know about the bases?" I asked. I was following him around the back alleys of the wharf. I'd assumed we were headed to some longshoreman's hall. "Aye! I told ye I'd traveled the high seas, hadn't I," the old man growled, kicking a rat out of our way. "Well, I, uh, I'm confused. You mean 'sea bases?'" "Yes. Sea bases, home...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 5/27/2026 11:58pm

Gray Jenni Fields

So this is my backup account, on account of my main account being frozen, with an absolutely BS non-reason. That last video I posted was NOTHING compared to the ultra-violence of most of my cybernetic war monkey videos, and by no stretch of the imagination did that last video "violate community standards." It wasn't even an original video--just some closed circuit surveillance video shared by an anonymous source. And I still have the clip and am posting it now. You'll see it's just...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 5/25/2026 9:59pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

DIDEL: You sure this is the right neck of the woods? Pretty seedy out here. GRINNI: Yeah. I've been to his HQ before. Pull over behind that stump. PREHEN: Roger that. MARMIE: So how do you know this guy? GRINNI: Let's just say that if there's sigils and demons involved, you need an expert. And that expert is: LARRY MOON, SKUNK DETECTIVE...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 5/23/2026 9:45pm

Lasso Pout

“Well that’s a mighty big barn,” I said. “We keep it cleared out for blimpy types like you,” the tough girl said. “How often you folks see types like us?” I asked. “Whenever the Confusion comes around,” she said. “But those Bluefins are a whole lot bigger than you.” Bluefins. Didn’t like the sound of that. The rest of the kids got off their bikes and opened the big barn doors. It was empty inside. No hay, no tractors. A fair amount of tools. Plenty of s...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 5/21/2026 11:56pm

Spaz Skunk

"Do you smell that?" asked Weasel Least. He'd popped his head into the bridge through an open window. "Smell what?" I asked. "I might be a skunk but--" "Hey! Weasel here! It's all good. No, it was a smell out here. Big rotting fish smell for a minute. Now it's gone." Weasel popped his head back out the window. "Awooooooo!" cried Howlin' Wolf from the crow's nest. "Bubbles ahoy!" Everybody ran to the front deck to get a vi...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 5/19/2026 10:27pm

Kendall Warren

"Guys! Guys!" It was a small voice in the distance. Coming from the light in the valley below. "Guys!" It was getting closer, and fast. Hard to see coming out of the light like that, galloping over the snow. "Guys! Guys!" It was Macaron! Our reindeer from the ship! Given the power of speech by The Land of Silver Salty Fruits! Returning to us with... "RUN!" Macaron cried as he sped past us, into the woods. Kendall Warren Chief Reindee...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 5/17/2026 10:47pm

Lt. Denkt

BEEEEELCH We were bleched out of the gaping maw of the giant witch balloon. "Owwww my hair!" cried Khlebnikov. All of us had some bits ripped off in our expulsion from the odiferous beast we'd been sucked into. "But OWWW! It was my hair! I've got a bald spot now!" cried Khlebnikov. "Oh I'll bet that does hurt," said Dranitsyn. All of us, including a bleating Captain @katelynn, no doubt suffering a number of bald spots on her goat hide and whimperin...(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 5/15/2026 11:42pm

Steven Nevets

Now that the Reversochron field has begun to reverse, microdosing Reversochron Crystals has become a trendy new therapy for psylicon valley millionaires bent on self-improvement and world domination. It goes like this: After a conversation--or a business deal--doesn't come out as you'd like, users inject an extremely small amount of Reversochron Crystal into their bodies (using handy single-use injectors with pre-measured micro dosages). These injections typically occur in the back of the neck....(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 5/12/2026 10:11pm

Fort Snord News 1

"We'll now open up the room for questions." "Mr. Zwicki!" "Mr. Zwicki!" "Fritzi!" "Mr. Zwicki!" "Yes, Gary." "Gary Simpleton, Birdpie Examiner. Mr. Zwicki, you said that your irrationality resulted in the disappearance of your former captain?" "Yes, well, uh, it wasn't my irrationality. There was an accident. It was outside of my control." "But you were manning the ramjets, isn't that correct? And...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 5/10/2026 10:32pm

Aura Cathartes

"Wow, you guys did great. Hardly anybody's made it back from Ice 9, and fewer yet with anything to show for it. You must have made a fortune." It's Ignis Cervus, quartermaster at Point Astrum. It's where we dropped of the cargo. @Ferus Equid gave us 24 hours of R&R. "A fortune? We're just crew. Nobody's mentioned anything about bonuses. And there's a lot less crew to pay after what happened on Ice 9. Torn apart..." I'm still shuddering whenever I close my eyes. &...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 5/8/2026 11:27pm

River Godchaux

My mom takes that shot where you don't want any food for thought. It makes your thoughts digest really slow, so you don't need to keep eating the food for thought. You just think real long about the thoughts you have....(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 5/6/2026 11:55pm

Ronan Kreutz

Yeah, uh, @Shelly Vargas? Are you getting this? Reality is still pretty messed up here. I mean, it's solid enough. Too solid. Super-fine details (nice touches!) but all roads lead in one direction and it's super fucked. Excuse my language. I could tell the moment I saw it that it was all a set up and headed towards destruction. This is NOT like I am used to and I don't see another way out. So far. Please respond and let me know you got this message....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 5/4/2026 10:12pm

Milt McGee

There was Patsy and me. We didn't have many fights but that was a bad one. Now it was all stretched out and pinned to the wall of the cave. Couldn't bear to look at it. And over there was when I was just a little kid. I didn't know any better. Torturing that grasshopper. Me being a jerk to my mom over there on the other wall. Turned up so loud I could hear myself screaming over all the other ones. Till I looked away. All of them hurt so much, but at the same time weren't a part of me an...(READ MORE)



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