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The Sadie Hawkins 10/10/2026 11:54pm

Armando Lupiz

You could always trust ol' @Billy Nails to do what's right, and follow his heart. That's what made him a great first mate, and since the Sadie Hawkin's path was usually lined right up with Billy's heart, you could always trust him to follow his heart. Nowadays things were a little different. We'd been stuck on land, the ship moored in a Langpa barn, all of us unmoored in in time. Not to mention the crew fraternizing with strangers on an unprecedented level. And for an old ship salt like Billy...(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 10/8/2026 11:11pm

Rose Shaken

"Oh I knew ye'd find me! Mercy! Oh mercy upon me!" The witch had started wailing. I tried piling things over her face. Slacks, drapes, carpet bags. "You've caught me now! By the rules! The rules! Make your wishes and release me!" People were starting to look. "Oh grandma!" I said, in a loud stage whisper. "What kind of hijinks is she up to now?" People turned away. I unburied the witch's head. "Ok, hush, you!" I whispered to the he...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 10/6/2026 10:51pm

Billy Sabab

We'd made it through the night. Using the sounder's echolocation as a guide through the dark of night, we'd threaded our way through a maze of sheer-walled canyons and ravines. The sun was rising, and we were far from the battle. No idea where we were, but at least there was no way anyone could have followed us. "Ship approaching, directly behind us," said Shipman Eva, here eyes on the aft scopes. "But, I just got done saying--" "I can't get a good look at its p...(READ MORE)

The Sightline 10/4/2026 9:17pm

Clive Boodle

The first step was actually getting sucked into a Ghost Lantern. Plenty of ways to die on the front already. And while potentially devastating, the Ghost Lanterns haven’t been widely deployed as of yet. Thank god. But it does make the first step of this mission more difficult. C Boodle Trans-D Military Intelligence...(READ MORE)

agro 10/2/2026 11:05pm

Mandy Maple

Ol' Piney was a sweet galoot, but a little rough around the edges. Didn't care much for appearances, and I guess that's part of why I like him. But seemed like he hadn't brought his ship through the blimp wash since, well, since I'd seen him last, but the looks of it. The 8063 had a pressure washer of course. I'd left it down on the corner of the silicone seeding mat. Figured I'd have time to roll it up to the aerodrome and get it hooked up. Looked like Piney overshot the edge of the mat...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 9/30/2026 10:52pm

Chief PEO Stignatz

Chief Patient Engagement Officer's Log Lead Attack Nurse says we may have missed something when we came aboard. Do I want to think that you bunch of interns might have missed something in your sweeps? "NO SIR!" Then why is she having us take another look? Down in the hold? "THE HOLD IS STUFFED WITH BISCUITS. SIR!" Do you mean to say she's looking for biscuits, intern? "I mean there's hardly any room to hide in there. Just one narrow path through the...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 9/28/2026 9:56pm

The Head

"Well, it's certainly not what I'm used to." "Oh it's just like riding a bike, guvnah! You just pedal your two legs in your mind and all eight of these will just go where they oughta. The thing you will have to get used to is just all the places you can go. Up walls, over ceilings." There didn't seem to be too many ceilings in the god forsaken wilderness stretching into the night. Boulders, cacti, shadows... "And caves, guvnah. Plenty of caves out there."...(READ MORE)

base 1 9/26/2026 11:08pm

Mickey Fine

I knew somebody had been watching that key. Maybe a lot of somebodys. “How long have you been watching me?” The grizzled old seaman was trudging up ahead of me through the tunnel. This time the eye was squinting out of the other shoulder. “I got eyes all over,” he said. “Spotted you as soon as you came in.” “I didn’t get to enjoy it long. Nice cafe though.” “Am I in trouble? I asked. “Well, hopefully less now,” he said. “But this Base has been blown...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 9/24/2026 11:33pm

Private Vervet

"Who is he? He's dressed like a... zookeeper." "All he had on him was this taser. And the zip ties." "I suppose he could have shorted me out." "He must have followed us somehow. But doesn't even have a radio." "Maybe he's got an implant?" "I don't think they do that to themselves. Just war monkeys." Mmmmmmph! Mmmmmph! "What's he trying to say?" "Who cares? How are you feeling?" "Bette...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 9/22/2026 10:01pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

*GRINNI pounds on the wooden door again* LARRY MOON: I said go away! What part of "business hours" don't you understand? MARMIE: He sounds drunk. GRINNI: No, he always sounds that way. Er, yeah, maybe. DIDEL: Mr. Moon! We're sorry to disturb you at this hour, but there's a matter of--- *THUD hits the door from the inside* MARMIE: He's throwing things. LARRY MOON: Go away!! GRINNI: What if I said... Cucullata? *no noise from behind the door* LARRY MOON: I'd...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 9/20/2026 9:08pm

Auto Slops

Having a Bindy Binder Man in your head sure didn't seem like fun. "You just haven't gotten to know me yet," said the Bindy Binder Man. "We're gonna be best friends! Number one buddies!" "What happened to your last buddy?" I asked. I regretted it immediately. What if something terrible had happened? Was this Bindy Binder man in grief? In shock?" "Aw well, we always lose a few Bluefins in a fracas. Even when there isn't any opposition. Friendly fire...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 9/18/2026 9:42pm

Harry Otter

"You sure know your way around," I said to Big Bulldog. We were squatting in the body cavity of an enormous turtle apparently. "It almost seems like you've been here before." Big Bulldog leaned into the soft warm wall. "Aw, I've just got a big imagination," he said. Our ears popped some more. "Where do you imagine we're heading?" I asked. But I already knew the answer. "The Mermaid Imperium, of course."...(READ MORE)

The Redmane 9/16/2026 9:35pm

Kendall Warren

THE SHOCKWAVE OF SILVER SALTY FRUITS The shockwave was roughly 60 meters tall and radiated out from a central point. "RUN!" Macron cried as he sped past us. It was too late. The slithering fronds of the shockwave were already upon us. Not with gusts or thunder or lightning, but like feather dusters, or the downy wings of a downy owl, caressing us, showing us things in the silvery shadows. Reindeer in silver battle armor, horns adorned with bladed extensions, as exquisite as t...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 9/14/2026 10:55pm

Lt. Denkt

It was a long walk to find any witches. "Baaaaaaaa," said Captain @katelynn. A rotund and horrible looking witch stumbled out of the shadows. "Oh THERE you are, you naughty little goat!" She was dressed in rags, ready to burst, with a wretched pointy nose and gnarled yellow teeth bared in a rictus grin. "Caught by mommy's little helper. Oh!" For the first time she noticed Khlebnikov, Dranitsyn, and I. "Well, you're not goats," she said....(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 9/12/2026 11:16pm

Allison Nosilla

As a result, or a side effect I guess, one out of every 13 or so of us had got to see all of time at once. Well, all of "our" time, as far as you could see both forward and backward till it kinda faded off in either direction. Give or take a decade or so, depending on the individual. But the point was we'd seen it, the whole thing at once, plain as day. And it was as revelatory and life-changing as you here about it being for astronauts, when they see the earth all as one thing, beauti...(READ MORE)



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