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HMS Dunwall 8/18/2026 11:06pm

Cat Wrangler Tom

"Whoah, kitty!" Meshmesh strains at his reins. He wants to run. "Easy, boy." Meshmesh curls and pops his claws on the mossy forest floor. Really tearing it up. There! Through the goggles I can make out the extra shadow in the wood. The one that doesn't belong there. "Giddyup, Meshmesh!"...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 8/16/2026 11:44pm

Timothy Parker

The Seven Celestial Presidents served concurrently, commanding their presidencies from each of the seven star stations each called home. Together, they controlled the largest volume of space ever to be ruled by a single government, albeit one with seven distinct seats of power....(READ MORE)

S.S. Silly Goose 8/15/2026 10:36pm

Gnolt Gnolty

I'd expected more of a welcome from the Swampinos. Usually there were a whole gaggle of them, eager to grease you up with their mud butter for the trip down the tubes. But the Mudlands were empty, except for the tubes and the haze and the remnants of the science outpost. Maybe they just got held up. We decided to bide our time in the least decrepit quonset near the landing site....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 8/13/2026 9:55pm

Mwo

The merfolk had once been nomads. Hunter gatherer types. Roaming the seas on somewhat predictable migratory patterns, following schools of their favorite fish, foraging the seaweed forests as they roamed. The idea of staying in one place didn't resonate with them. And isn't it the natural inclination of the merfolk to keep moving? To always have fresh water streaming through their gills? Continuously in motion, like the sea itself. So why would they stop and settle down? Seems like a lot of w...(READ MORE)

Albion 8/11/2026 9:51pm

Florence Twofoot

"She's hungry! It's the smell of those cakes that's driving her mad!" I holler at @Adam Sol. We're in hot pursuit of @The Dollbomination across the warehouse district of Peppermint Bay, following her wake of destruction. "But... cake?" ol' Adam pants back. "She's got a head full of rats, Why aren't they headed to the cheese?" "No stinky cheese in Peppermint Bay," I reply with the old adage. "And besides, she's only rats on the inside. On the ou...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 8/9/2026 10:31pm

Karl Kornstad

Well, they're kind of like hominy, except much bigger, and wheat shaped. We whittle 'em down and mix 'em up real good with spring water and salt and the like and pour it into the molds let it bake in the sun, one slice at a time....(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 8/7/2026 8:43pm

Terri D. Nemphis

"May day! May Day!" "Hey get off the radio! Gimme that!" "Why I'll--" "Ooof!" "Ouch!" "Alright you two! Break it up" "Yeah dogpile! Through these guys off the ship!" "Ooof!" "Hey which one is which?" "You're one!" "No I'm not. He is." "Who's got the wheel?" "Ooof!"...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 8/5/2026 9:34pm

Loretta Max

Ol' Danny's always seeing things. Which is strange on account of as he has no eyes. Instead of following his fancy, I dialed up the Zephyr Air job hotline. Hopefully I hadn't been blackballed following my recent insurance claim. "Zephyr Air Job Hotline. How can I be of assistance?" "Yeah this is Denali XV. Calling in for a regional procurement offering." Don't know why they have such fancy names for just picking up a job. "Denali XV please hold while I pul...(READ MORE)

Invictus 8/3/2026 10:10pm

Nathan Hill

"So..," First Mate Quiller said, "I don't think we want to get back home any time soon. Nothing but trouble waiting for us there." We were attempting to frog march @Ensign Filbert back to the Invictus. He was exceptionally wobbly and gangly. "You're not wrong about that. But, don't you have family or friends or something to get back to?" I realized I'd never talked to Quiller about her life outside of work before. "We all know what we're signing up fo...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 8/1/2026 10:29pm

Rim Ranger Rick

TIme to welcome a new batch of tourists. It's always tough to give them the news. We've got a brochure, and maps with approved camping areas clearly marked. I put a little sticker on it for the "you are here" part. But there's no going back the way they came, whatever hole they fell through....(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 7/30/2026 7:30pm

Pete Petite

Of course Billy wants ME to go first. "Umph!" "Slow down! Give me some space. It's pitch black in here." "Oh, yeah," Billy said. "Sorry." It was a narrow space. You could touch the sides with your hands. Felt like things on shelves. Boxes, jugs. "Just keep heading forward." "Well what do you think I'm doing? There's no where else to go," "Keep your hands out front. There's bound to be a door, or something.&quo...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 7/28/2026 7:37pm

Timberlina

I was on the western edge of Sugar Pine territory. There’s a buffer we keep between the Dreampines and the frontier and I enjoy a treewalk in that area from time to time. The trees are strong in the western edge, and allow a Timberjack a mighty spring from crown to crown, sometimes leaping two or three trees at a time. It’s easy to get lost in the moment. Which is why the Frontier Timberjack saw me before I saw them....(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 7/26/2026 11:49pm

Isabella Isoptera

I've won a lot of freedom by just going along with the program. And let me tell you it's a sweet life. I've still got my waggle, still this side of "the change." I waggle around the cellulose sugar pool with the rest of the b-queen court laid out on the pool chairs, sipping peptide cocktails and soaking up the UV. Palm trees line the pool area, obscuring the smoke from bombs dropping in the distance. Beyond our mound, of course. Just keeping things in order out in the hinterlands....(READ MORE)

Apollo 7/24/2026 11:26pm

Mr. Vice President

Oh god the President was always trying to kill me. There was the time he came in when I was in the bath and pretended to accidentally drop the hair dryer in. Luckily the cord was too short. Then there was the hole he had made right in the floor of the Oval Office and put a carpet over it and tried to get me to walk on it but I could tell something was up and then the press secretary did it. And there were spikes. And then the robot assassins. Right before he disappeared. The Accountab...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 7/22/2026 7:35pm

Memory Gal

"I'm not taking that so-called 'flu shot.'" "Memory Gal, as part of the team, you've got to take it. We can't risk one of us being out with the flu." "As Memory Gal, my super-memory is my one power. If anything makes me spacey, or impedes that power in any way--" "There's no clinical proof it will effect your memory. I've tested it extensively in our lab. On rats, on our captured super villians." "Did any of them have super-memory?"...(READ MORE)



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