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The Useless Precaution 8/28/2025 9:10pm

Count Almaviva

«Tenetevi forte!» gridò l'uomo scimmia. Minerva DePlume, Beneficent Sal e io ci aggrappavamo ai lunghi peli di un enorme bradipo, più grande di qualsiasi elefante, ma comunque veloce. «Guardate come scivola tra le cime degli alberi!» gridò l'uomo scimmia. «Cosa rende questo bradipo gigante così veloce?», chiesi all'uomo scimmia. I bradipi giganti non erano noti per la loro velocità. «È lenta solo quando è timida», mi rivelò l'uomo scimmia. Era facile impigliarsi co...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 8/26/2025 10:42pm

Four-hole Flat

Welcome, you big buttons! You big button conclave! My big button colleagues! Wow. I've never seen so many big buttons in one place. Gee-o-eeeee. Makes me kind of... freaked out. So many buttons. Too many buttons. It's a calvacade of buttons spinning out of control!...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 8/24/2025 9:29pm

Shesmetet

My kittens! My kittens! Why barkest thou? Who of your prey is escaping? Which amongst you shall talk? Our weave of curses in incomplete In this Hall of Crystal Vision Find her! Chase!...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 8/22/2025 8:08pm

Jambi of Fanta

"Celestial Presidents, eh?" The townsfolk mumble in agreement and look at their shoes. They're still scared of me. "You know this would be your third wish?" "That second wish didn't---" "Hush, Jed," @Mick Riverton says. He's always the sensible one." "Yes, we know," Mick says. But the Celestial Presidents aren't to be trifled with. Those are some seriously deep curses. I'll need to do some research. "Back in a flash...(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 8/20/2025 8:56pm

Shipman Eva

"He's quite talkative, really." "He?" "Hasn't spoken to anyone for a long long time." "What does he talk about?" "Ancient history. Mermaids." "Mermaids, eh?" "Yes! Have you heard of the Mermaid Imperium? Well, you see, a long time ago--" "Do you think the Zaratan--" "Mwo." "Mwo?" "Mwo is his name." "Do you think that Mwo would take our direction? Go...(READ MORE)

Albion 8/18/2025 3:13pm

Randi Quarter

"Peppermint Bay ahoy!" I cry. I cry it from the bridge and into the speaking tubes. The rest of the crew is too exhausted to respond. Most of them remain curled up in their bunks, still suffering delayed stress from the reign of the Doll Bosses. And though she's our liberator, it's been hard for the crew to be anything but terrified of the Dollbomination. A good bit of shore leave is what all of us need. I just worry how we'll make it through quarantine....(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 8/16/2025 1:21pm

Fatty Hosier

"Your plot is getting mighty close to mine," Blossom Droplet said. Blossom was mighty sweet, and her blooms were fresh as the spring dew. "Well heck, Blossom," I said. "You're so pretty a sturdy weed like myself just can't help wanting to..." "Cross pollinate?" said Blossom. "You can just go ahead and say it. We're both old enough." I felt a dilation in my corpuscles and had to look away I was so embarrassed. But wasn't it a good sig...(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 8/14/2025 9:37pm

Nick Nobs

Captain says getting to the Ripple Town is more about the rhythm than the speed. Phase variance. And even with those Nemphis Worms grinding our gears, ol' #12 still has what it takes, skipping and bumping over the surface of the Wave Kingdom Soon we take a dive, flying down through impossible spires of crystal and coral, then down city streets, past butcher shops and haberdasheries. Streetlights and stoplights reflect off the damp asphalt, stretching the scene around us till we find ourselve...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 8/12/2025 8:31pm

Loretta Max

The giant silverware was a bit longer than they put in their job request. Had to let it hang out the back with a flag on it, and sure enough half way out of Old Forks they broke free and landed with an amazing clatter up and down Fourth street. Nobody was injured but it impaled a Honda pretty good. Of course Zephyr Air Transport has insurance, but my rating's going to take quite a hit....(READ MORE)

Invictus 8/10/2025 9:35pm

Nathan Hill

Well this was a surprising turn of events. "Oh I saw that coming," I said. "Oh no you never did," said the kindly old woman. Er, Marta. Was that really her name? "But what's this about 'Anti-sense?'" First Mate Quiller asked, "That doesn't make any sense. Either." "Yeah," I said, something making sense to me for the very first time. "Isn't a big dose of 'sense' just what everybody needs?" "Ah, see, that's exactly it....(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 8/8/2025 9:12pm

Slobodkina

Turns out airships can fly just fine in zero-G. And boy is there a lot of stuff to fly around! That big hole in the Antarctic polar desert opened up into a whole new land, and there didn't seem to be an up or down, but it was all lit up and filled with craggy islands made of rock or crystal or I don't know what just floating around, big and in the distance. Didn't seem to be much life in it. No ships or neon signs or Zephyr Air Quick Stations. And what happened to the Little Holographic T...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 8/6/2025 11:53pm

Tina Marie

"They're... gone?" "Yes Dinah." "Did they look everywhere?" "Yes. They've gotten away." "But... it's not safe! Something will eat them!" "I'm sorry dear. But you'll just have to learn to live without giants." "..... BWAAAAAAA!!!!!"...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 8/4/2025 5:50pm

Master Willi

Do you spend a lot of time, staring at the knotty pine?...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 8/2/2025 10:58pm

Isabella Isoptera

So I guess there's a lot of us. Queens with chemical imbalances. Or pre-Queens, I guess, since we haven't, you know, gone through "the change." "Why don't you want to become the factories of our great empire?" asks the regnaltis. The other girls just look down at their tarsi and avoid eye contact. "Because we don't want to be the mothers of oppression and destruction?" "Allocrinist! Another round for the girls!"...(READ MORE)

Apollo 7/31/2025 11:40pm

Geshuranthiel

KELBRIAH ZAH DRAELUM VETHAR, ONAZETH MALCHET ZIR'NAN IRTH! ZORATH ILUN MEKHTAA VEH ELENDRETH. SAQUA—THURINEL!—KAAV EX DUMIEL, EX DUMIEL, EX DUMIEL. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉ!!!!!!!!!!!!...(READ MORE)



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