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SS Evergreen 10/21/2025 10:48pm

Salty John

"By god it is an island! Look through the glass! There! Between the waves!" "You're right! We're saved!" "The sooner we're off this leaky lifeboat the better. Grab an oar!" "Wait, there's something funny about that island..." "ANY island will do, man! We need water! Cocoanuts! Let's row!" "Hold on. Take another look. It's swarming with... small airships?" "Lemme see that..." "Or giant bees. Wasps.&quo...(READ MORE)

Razorcrest 10/19/2025 9:07pm

starfilly

made a pretty good compromise on the ship design (see attached) in that article can understand how some of my less abstract images like Starry Unicorn and Space Tiger Lily and Skunk King could attract undo attention and something more camo would be better for our needs and since all the sudden we are data smugglers I had just the thing which is a an entropy compounding recursive visual-data idiom really basic stuff actually but turns out to be just the thing for letting us fly through the nets a...(READ MORE)

Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon 10/17/2025 6:58am

Valoreon Alto

Got it! I am brilliant at not questioning things as I used to go to the Psychic High School so you're in good hands! Can't wait for me and the good ol' Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon to go on our first trip of our job! Just to make sure-- I'll do it anyways-- but it's nothin' illegal... right?...(READ MORE)

Zap Colonize Epilog 10/15/2025 11:27pm

Sister Elm

"Ewwwwwwww it stinks! It stinks!" cried @Willow and Birch simultaneously. "Away! Flee!" "It's not that bad," said Little Sister Oak. "It will be good for our skin." Willow and Birch were not wrong. But with the eyes of the rest of the fairy host upon me...." "Oh bitter Muck, your stench--" "That's fine, @Teak," I said. "Save it for when we make it back. With Tara." "For Tara!" I cry to the host, f...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 10/13/2025 10:12pm

Armando Lupiz

Ol' Billy Nails wasn't having it. "Aw, no, captain. Ms. Amalasuintha would never get involved with such rash of pirates and cutthroats." "Well, Billy, maybe she didn't know what kinda trouble they were. Maybe she just liked a steady buyer for her Langpa fur and Frinlic plumes. She raises them, doesn't she? It's only natural she'd sell 'em. You seen any buyers around here? Any trips to market?" Billy looked down at his boots. Like he always did when he was thinking....(READ MORE)

Steampunk to hell 10/11/2025 11:31pm

Rose Shaken

I was working as a shopgirl at Newport & Mains. It was my fourth or fifth job. I quit in the middle of the Christmas rush, when I learned I just wasn't cut out for that level of customer service. There was a particular middle-aged woman, Isotoner gloves, gabardine coat, who was disgusted with me that we were out of silicone breast handlers in a particular color, and I just sat down on the floor behind the register and stared off into space. As her babbling faded into the distance, I began to...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 10/9/2025 10:21pm

Billy Sabab

"The Haunted Dolls are gearing up," said Ensign Marvelous. "They're all lining up at the hatches and twittering like crazy. I didn't knw there were this many on board. We're crawling with them." They'd made it clear where we needed to drop them off. Literally let them jump right out of the ship. In the clouds in the middle of the night. Right up on the crest of a mountain range. Somewhere ahead lay the lost city. "Haunted Doll to see you, captain," Shipman Eva...(READ MORE)

The Sightline 10/7/2025 10:26pm

Enrich Hue

"Well the parade certainly looks glorious today, doesn't it Bob?" "That's right Hue. And a beautiful day for it." "There's that beautiful yellow luminescence coming down through the irradiated ionosphere." "And reflecting so powerfully from the face screens of honor guard." "We're all honored, Bob. And here come the Squid Machines!" "Exciting to see them featured at the front of the parade..." "That's right Hue. U...(READ MORE)

agro 10/5/2025 10:20pm

Mandy Maple

Ol' Piney was always a big lug, but I never had to try and slide his big ol' slime self around with him all unconscious-like. In the original plan, I'd have just sipped the delivery pilot's body into one of the fermentation molds. Those source excretions were hungry, and if one of them got dissolved in it, hey--isn't that's what being "all in" was all about? But Sour Pineapple wasn't "one of them" exactly. I mean, sure, he wasn't part of the movement, but he just hadn...(READ MORE)

No Questions Asked 10/3/2025 11:04pm

S. Glenn

I left the moving sidewalk and headed down an empty hall. One of the older, less fashionable wings of the orbital living structure. Up an escalator to an abandoned office promenade. Black windows. Around a corner, at the blind spot between two cameras, I open a door to one of the empty offices. It isn't locked. In the darkened waiting room, I remove my left arm and put it on the reception desk. I walk back behind the desk and remove my left leg. I hop on down the hall till it takes a turn...(READ MORE)

base 1 10/1/2025 9:25pm

Mickey Fine

So I ditched the jacket. Well, I took it off, which was hard enough on its own. It’d gotten so stiff after the pen explosion it took all I could muster to peel it off. Got a couple of scratches and might have strained my wrist. But something won’t let me put it in a dumpster. Maybe because it’s for the lost and found and not really mine, but for now I wrapped the rusty key in it and rockin my janitor’s shirt. Maybe that’s my cover here in this Base: anonymous janitor. Same as my ol...(READ MORE)

The Hartlepool 9/29/2025 11:14pm

Private Vervet

"Aw, Mona, I just knew it would turn out like this." "I'll be fine, Bertie. I just need a little rest." "Don't you fall asleep! I'm going to get some bandages. And medicine." "Oh Bertie they're watching all the pharmacies. You'll get spotted for sure." "I really don't think they're prepared for cybernetic monkey stealth mode." "Well of course they are. The cops are working with the ISB. They've probably got full spectrum analy...(READ MORE)

Stratospheric Aerodrome Renoire 9/27/2025 10:24pm

Zephyr Ambulance LTD

*hey!!* -knock- -knock- -knock- *let us out of this bottle!* -knock- -knock- -knock-...(READ MORE)

Zeppelin Zoologica 9/25/2025 9:36pm

THE IMPOSSIMEN

DIDEL: Are you sure you've never been in a movie? No modeling? CANDY: I swear! Not since plays in grade school! DIDEL: Then I just might have struck gold! You've got that star quality that's one in a million, baby. Come out to the fountain and let me get a look at you in the moonlight. *DIDEL leads CANDY out to the patio. CANDY lights up a joint* CANDY: Want a puff? DIDEL: In a sec. You just stroll down along the side of the fountain there. CANDY: Into those shadows? DIDEL:...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 9/23/2025 9:13pm

Auto Slops

"Wow! Your Bindy Binder Man never even moved in! Everything's covered in PLAAASTIC!" I really did not like this Binder Man in my repair hole. I listed from side to side trying to shake him free. "Whoa there big guy! You're supposed to give a little warning before you do that! Give the Binder Man a chance to strap in!" Is this really something ALL the Bluefins had inside them? "Well, yeah, of course!" He could hear what I was thinking? "Well I...(READ MORE)



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