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S.S. Silly Goose 12/17/2025 11:45pm

Gambinous Farb

Got a job as navigator, as abandoned kingdoms are my speciality. I just need my maps! Waiting for them to be delivered....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 12/15/2025 11:48pm

Waylon MacCaa

Having harvested the power of @The Zaratan, or @Mwo as it has apparently named itself, well, we're really not sure where to go with it. Captain @Qwicol remains ensconced in his cabin, no doubt obsessed with the hideous loathsome shadows lurking there, and perhaps protecting us all from their nameless and unmentionable terror. But now, with the power of an ancient turtle of tremendous size under our control, what next? The idea of another mere transport contract seems beneath us, but with suc...(READ MORE)

Albion 12/13/2025 11:36pm

Adam Sol

Customs at Peppermint Bay is mercifully lax. And there's a budget for making ad hoc arrangements. "Can you at least stop the moaning? People are staring." says @Florence Twofoot. Leaving @The Dollbomination unattended onboard would have been a huge mistake. She has a short attention span, and is awake a lot. I open up the little speaking hatch I made in the crate up near her face. "Shhhhhhh... you just rest, girl. We're taking you to a park! It won't be long now."...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 12/11/2025 10:48pm

Lambient Hosier

"Yeah! You go get 'em, you... diversity!" Ol' gramps is hangin' shaggy under the shade. He's heirloom, alright. He's hollering at the meadow. There must be hundreds of different forbs down there, not to mention the grasses, sedges, and rushes. Gramps is one of the original hayseeds to land out here. Dropped out of the big monoculture corps and ventured into the wilderness. Was quite an embarrassment for the family at the time, but look at how they ended up. Nobody left of that...(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 12/9/2025 10:05pm

Terri D. Nemphis

WOW does it feel good to be out and in the world. All it took was a good wormhole and there's nothing I like better than squeezing through one of them thank you very much. Wait I WAS the wormhole? Now that's some Zen thinking right there. Anyway, I've got my own TSFTB ship and nobody on it but me but that's OK because I am MULTITUDES! That wormhole was more like a worm shredder if you know what I mean. And what I mean is I came out a hundred different little worms, and you know what they say...(READ MORE)

Denali XV 12/7/2025 11:15pm

Loretta Max

A lot of people have been writing in to ask if I get lonely out on the road by myself all the time, and why don't I have a partner or a companion at least on the long haul? Well, who says I don't? Ol' Danny's made out of shoe leather and sits there real quiet, mostly, just enjoying the ride....(READ MORE)

Invictus 12/5/2025 10:16pm

Nathan Hill

Luckily, Marta, formerly the kindly old woman, or vise versa, had to move on to other duties. Leaving First Mate Quiller and @Ensign Filbert and I and a select number of other crewmen of the Invictus at a watering hole on the giant station. "We need to leave a skeleton crew on board," I said. "We'll take shifts." This particular bar was packed with sky sailors from places I couldn't imagine. A group with long silver hair and nails, another of big burly human-sized guin...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 12/3/2025 10:51pm

Slobodkina

As near as I could figure, we were still under the surface earth. A hollow earth. That big WOOSH hole was taking us down, towards the ground, and everything here has a big "inside" feeling, like a sports arena as big as a planet. As we flew deeper into it, the sparkly sheen of the rocky mantel walls looked more like stars than minerals, but where increasingly obscured by clouds, and everything golden, basking in some light source still far away. We were headed for it until we hit a thi...(READ MORE)

Berrysoul 12/1/2025 11:34pm

Timothy Littles

"Comrade Littles, we've regained connection with a pair of heavy lifters!" "Ah, see, Comrade Wee? I knew we weren't done for yet. Who've we got, Comrade?" "Drivers First Class Billy Bantam and Pete Petite." "Ah, good old Billy. Amazing Pilot. Yes we've still got a great chance of turning this mess around. Give me the horn and let me have a talk with those boys. It's time for Alarming Action Plan B."...(READ MORE)

Murder of Crows 11/29/2025 11:59pm

Timberlina

I'm always real nice to the new initiates at the Sugar Pine School. So few of them will make it, so when they wash out I want to make sure they don't leave hatin' the place. They got to be able to get back to their hometowns and have something nice to say about it. About the dream, about what can be accomplished. So I make sure to have them up to my treehouse for waffles and coffee at least once, so they can see it's not all snapped twigs and sweat and gettin' yelled at by the Masters. I want 'e...(READ MORE)

Maryellen-Carter 11/27/2025 10:53pm

Isabella Isoptera

I learned the hard way it's better to just go along with it. All of it. I keep my revolutionary dogma to myself, and enter all the pageants and contests they put in front of me. Also lots of volunteer work because that really helps in your applications. Military service seems like the next thing, then go to law school, and then eventually run for office. But for tonight, it's all about taking home the crown in the Hive Mound 255982 Junior Mizz Bee contest. Just wait till they see my talent p...(READ MORE)

Apollo 11/25/2025 4:48pm

Budgie Pete

Thank the Ornithomorphic Gods the girls got the Angels to calm down. I don't know there's anything in our universe that could stand up against them. Except the President's twins apparently. The Angels have taken up position all around the Sector 7 Containment Control facility, towering above the industrial reclamation infrastructure, making the mountains puny in the distance. Who knew they grew like that? The area around the epicenter is completely destroyed, and where the Angels have decide...(READ MORE)

The Celestial Voyager 11/23/2025 10:46pm

Ben Tibbets

"zzzzz...crkkkkk....zzzzzz ..." The white noise is soothing to my ear, frankly. The beach, the surf, the clouds and sky, and the threshold tone on my headset as I sweep the loop over the sands. I don't care if I never find anything--which is good because usually I never do. Just that static hum from the metal detector as it reads the beach, the static visual hum of the waves coming in, the clouds moving almost too slowly to see... "zzzzz...crkkkkk....zzzzzz ... "...(READ MORE)

Araceli 11/21/2025 10:36pm

Jimmy Three-hands

Well Jimmy Three-hands found himself in a terrible position. Jimmy Three-hands isn't one to lose hope, but this had to be pretty much the worst trouble he'd ever found himself in before. The Araceli had gone down, and not just in a nice soft crash landing in a field of cotton candy no! This time ol' Jimmy Three-hands had ridden the Araceli down through tree branches and twigs and reeds and thorns and briar and blackberry and every flavor of hook and cut that nature has to offer. The beautiful...(READ MORE)

Sphinx Nerif 11/19/2025 10:59pm

Megan Virago

DEAR CLIENT: Uh oh! The AVESAPIEN 0˯0 in Uncomfortable Stump is closed! As in "out of business" closed. Had you heard about that? Apparently they shut down a number of outlets. We looked for it for days till we finally met some disgruntled ex-employees who told us all about it. But they're happy to show us where the next closest still-open AVESAPIEN 0˯0 is. Which is in Homespun, some days west. So we've taken on a few new crew members as guides. And we'll be picking up that One (1...(READ MORE)



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