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The Redmane 1/16/2026 11:49pm

Kendall Warren

"So," asked the navigator as we huffed and puffed up another slope, "how do you suppose that kidney is doing?" The navigator nodded over to the captain. The Watoobian reindeer kidney, wrapped in cheesecloth like a burrito, bulged in the pocket of his fluffy tundra coat. There was a stain. It was starting to drip. "Uh, fine?" I answered. "It hasn't been out of the containment unit that long." "Seems like the last thing these reindeer would nee...(READ MORE)

The Nimble Shroud 1/14/2026 11:43pm

Lt. Denkt

"Baaaaaaaa," said Captain @katelynn. "Can't reach her mouth now," said Dranitsyn. We were adhered to the inner wall of the gas balloon of the blimp-witch. Sticky, smelly, and horrible, like a fly strip. And just as strong. "My hair is completely stuck," said Khlebnikov. "You're going to have to cut it off," said Dranitsyn. A pulsing globe at the bottom of the balloon cast an eerie amber glow. "I guess we're headed for the goat farm n...(READ MORE)

The FV GlobeRoamer 1/12/2026 10:26pm

Debbie Eibbed

LIving backwards is way easier if you if you if you use BIG moments. Lose the small moment mindset or you get all hung up. For instance, rather than every single step of your morning work routine, just measure it as a single chunk. Then your commute--all one cut scene. Then breakfast, followed by your morning bath routine. Again, take them as whole pieces, not each constituent step. Sleep is the easy one. It runs backwards naturally....(READ MORE)

USS Imperative 1/10/2026 11:15pm

Fritzi Zwicki

Yes, uh, hello. Is this thing on? Can everyone hear me ok? Yes? Ok. Hi. I'm Fritzi Zwicki. Captain of the USS Imperative. But I wasn't always the captain. I was just a midshipman engineer, deep in the engine room, when there was an accident with the ramjets. A Hyperspatial Mezmo Event Level 9, which took me three realities over and two up to the right. This landed me here, in your very hospitable reality, and me the captain of the ship. Sounds great, right? Well, I'll admit, it's c...(READ MORE)

Ay Queen Fir 1/8/2026 10:46pm

Aura Cathartes

So it's our first big job. It's all snowy and blowy and they send like 20 of us over to pick it up with a coupe of forklifts. The cargo is on pallets, wrapped in black canvas with white straps holding it down, under floodlights in the dark. Then suddenly I don't know what happens but we're attacked by these giant furry Ice Worms, or tentacles or something. They're bigger than trees but fast as snakes, coming down on us from all over. "Save the cargo!" the supervisor's screaming while s...(READ MORE)

The Unfamiliar Cabbage 1/6/2026 9:44pm

Mandy Oppenheimer

Now, I'm just a grease monkey on the Unfamiliar Cabbage, but I heard about an angle on this whole "Food for Thought" racket. There's an ocean of pure vibrant consciousness, right there underneath all this "food" and "thought." All we gotta do is look WITHIN, and turn off the mind's churning hunger for that next thought. It's like the boilers. You stop feeding 'em coal and they stop feeding the power to the props and what happens? Sure, you can't push the ship wh...(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 1/4/2026 8:17pm

Shelly Vargas

Reality Generators are back online in the Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City areas, restoring limited network functionality to previously impacted areas. You may find your connection to reality intermittent while service continues to be restored. Thank you for your patience. Warmly, Shelly Vargas Customer Service Manager GEARS OF COGNATION LLC....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 1/2/2026 10:58pm

Milt McGee

Tom regained his composure upon learning the various horrors we needed to pass through were mere apparitions. "It's a thing they do with the light," I explained, walking through the tentacles of Utramec. "Once you figure out about the first one, the rest are easy because you know they're just tricks. So what's the point, right?" I asked. "Not much of a deterrent once you make it through Cowmumble. So why create a whole host?" We walked through the virulent, oo...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 12/31/2025 9:35pm

Larry Fantasio

"Oh it hurts! It hurts!" "Cut it out," the wooden head of Black Hermione said. "I know you can't feel pain in the DMZ." The lightning kachina wait person stood up straight. Then relaxed its shoulders. Light rippled through it and it became a cool blue-green. "To what do we owe the pleasure?" the light being asked. "We're calling in our note. Presenting our marker. Settling our account." "You have the note?" the light bein...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 12/29/2025 9:18pm

Ben Tater

We were cruising at a great clip across and endless waste. Icy wastes. Flat with occasional bush. Horizon flat in all directions. We were headed towards the sun, except there were two. Maybe three. Wasn't sure if that meant east or west. "Parsnip? Are you there?" The lights on the dash cycled for a moment but we didn't slow down. "Aye aye, captain! Er, passenger first-class!" "What is going on, Parsnip? Where are we? Just a minute ago--" "--less...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 12/27/2025 4:40pm

Raine Willoughby

The outer gardens of the Whitmire demesne seemed to be hosting an outdoor drama festival, much to my enstartlement! Elegant women in slick black gowns casting curses on kings, thrives conspiring behind trees and boulders, weeping and howling at the river. Perhaps it is a dress rehearsal, as I find no other audience in attendance but myself....(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 12/25/2025 11:57pm

Count Almaviva

L'uomo-scimmia si unì a noi, annidandosi nella pelliccia del ventre del bradipo gigante mentre questo oscillava rapidamente a testa in giù attraverso la volta della foresta. «Come hai conosciuto Le Reptile?» chiesi al nostro ospite dalla pelle scura. Conoscevo il furtivo membro dell'equipaggio da molti anni, e non mi aveva mai parlato di aver trascorso del tempo nella foresta o di aver stretto amicizie nella foresta. «Gli piaceva passare il tempo nella foresta,» rispose l'uomo scimmi...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 12/23/2025 11:56pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns was as good as his word. A Clown Air Force Reconnaissance team returned with the surviving members of the Nixxi. Fewer than I'd hoped had made it, but it far better than all hands lost. "You seem to be in real tight with these clowns," Raef sneered. He'd been the leader of one of the more belligerent faction when I left on my quest. Apparently his faction had won. "How about gettin' us some more of that Banana cream pie... And send a few more of thos...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 12/21/2025 11:55pm

Queen Abigail

Well I didn't figure SHE would be here. NO I didn't put her on the guest list. In fact she was on the ANTI guest list. Yeah well I can't micromanage every person in the chain, can I? I'm the friggin HIGHNESS. That's why I hire you. To manage the little things. Well you make sure of it. Meanwhile... yeah it's hard to keep track of her in the Hall of Crystal Vision. Especially since she looks just like me. I keep getting us confused. What? YES I'm using the glasses. How else do you t...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 12/19/2025 9:36pm

Jambi of Fanta

IN THE HALL OF THE CELESTIAL PRESIDENTS "Oh, excuse me, thank you. Excuse me! Thanks! Sorry!" I really need to sit in the middle of a row. It doesn't look as realistic if you are way off on the side. Or even a little bit. You need to be lined up directly dead-set bullseye to get really "locked in." "Gosh, I am so sorry!" A little bit of popcorn on somebody's lap isn't going to kill them. Ah, yes, this is perfect. But now I have to go to the bathr...(READ MORE)



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