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The Unfamiliar Cabbage 1/6/2026 9:44pm

Mandy Oppenheimer

Now, I'm just a grease monkey on the Unfamiliar Cabbage, but I heard about an angle on this whole "Food for Thought" racket. There's an ocean of pure vibrant consciousness, right there underneath all this "food" and "thought." All we gotta do is look WITHIN, and turn off the mind's churning hunger for that next thought. It's like the boilers. You stop feeding 'em coal and they stop feeding the power to the props and what happens? Sure, you can't push the ship wh...(READ MORE)

Minecraft is the best 1/4/2026 8:17pm

Shelly Vargas

Reality Generators are back online in the Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City areas, restoring limited network functionality to previously impacted areas. You may find your connection to reality intermittent while service continues to be restored. Thank you for your patience. Warmly, Shelly Vargas Customer Service Manager GEARS OF COGNATION LLC....(READ MORE)

WonderFly9000 1/2/2026 10:58pm

Milt McGee

Tom regained his composure upon learning the various horrors we needed to pass through were mere apparitions. "It's a thing they do with the light," I explained, walking through the tentacles of Utramec. "Once you figure out about the first one, the rest are easy because you know they're just tricks. So what's the point, right?" I asked. "Not much of a deterrent once you make it through Cowmumble. So why create a whole host?" We walked through the virulent, oo...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 12/31/2025 9:35pm

Larry Fantasio

"Oh it hurts! It hurts!" "Cut it out," the wooden head of Black Hermione said. "I know you can't feel pain in the DMZ." The lightning kachina wait person stood up straight. Then relaxed its shoulders. Light rippled through it and it became a cool blue-green. "To what do we owe the pleasure?" the light being asked. "We're calling in our note. Presenting our marker. Settling our account." "You have the note?" the light bein...(READ MORE)

The Flying Comrade 12/29/2025 9:18pm

Ben Tater

We were cruising at a great clip across and endless waste. Icy wastes. Flat with occasional bush. Horizon flat in all directions. We were headed towards the sun, except there were two. Maybe three. Wasn't sure if that meant east or west. "Parsnip? Are you there?" The lights on the dash cycled for a moment but we didn't slow down. "Aye aye, captain! Er, passenger first-class!" "What is going on, Parsnip? Where are we? Just a minute ago--" "--less...(READ MORE)

the merchant's coop 12/27/2025 4:40pm

Raine Willoughby

The outer gardens of the Whitmire demesne seemed to be hosting an outdoor drama festival, much to my enstartlement! Elegant women in slick black gowns casting curses on kings, thrives conspiring behind trees and boulders, weeping and howling at the river. Perhaps it is a dress rehearsal, as I find no other audience in attendance but myself....(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 12/25/2025 11:57pm

Count Almaviva

L'uomo-scimmia si unì a noi, annidandosi nella pelliccia del ventre del bradipo gigante mentre questo oscillava rapidamente a testa in giù attraverso la volta della foresta. «Come hai conosciuto Le Reptile?» chiesi al nostro ospite dalla pelle scura. Conoscevo il furtivo membro dell'equipaggio da molti anni, e non mi aveva mai parlato di aver trascorso del tempo nella foresta o di aver stretto amicizie nella foresta. «Gli piaceva passare il tempo nella foresta,» rispose l'uomo scimmi...(READ MORE)

Nixxi 12/23/2025 11:56pm

Humbert

The President of the Clowns was as good as his word. A Clown Air Force Reconnaissance team returned with the surviving members of the Nixxi. Fewer than I'd hoped had made it, but it far better than all hands lost. "You seem to be in real tight with these clowns," Raef sneered. He'd been the leader of one of the more belligerent faction when I left on my quest. Apparently his faction had won. "How about gettin' us some more of that Banana cream pie... And send a few more of thos...(READ MORE)

HMS Dunwall 12/21/2025 11:55pm

Queen Abigail

Well I didn't figure SHE would be here. NO I didn't put her on the guest list. In fact she was on the ANTI guest list. Yeah well I can't micromanage every person in the chain, can I? I'm the friggin HIGHNESS. That's why I hire you. To manage the little things. Well you make sure of it. Meanwhile... yeah it's hard to keep track of her in the Hall of Crystal Vision. Especially since she looks just like me. I keep getting us confused. What? YES I'm using the glasses. How else do you t...(READ MORE)

bonerabbit 12/19/2025 9:36pm

Jambi of Fanta

IN THE HALL OF THE CELESTIAL PRESIDENTS "Oh, excuse me, thank you. Excuse me! Thanks! Sorry!" I really need to sit in the middle of a row. It doesn't look as realistic if you are way off on the side. Or even a little bit. You need to be lined up directly dead-set bullseye to get really "locked in." "Gosh, I am so sorry!" A little bit of popcorn on somebody's lap isn't going to kill them. Ah, yes, this is perfect. But now I have to go to the bathr...(READ MORE)

S.S. Silly Goose 12/17/2025 11:45pm

Gambinous Farb

Got a job as navigator, as abandoned kingdoms are my speciality. I just need my maps! Waiting for them to be delivered....(READ MORE)

Liberate Tuteme 12/15/2025 11:48pm

Waylon MacCaa

Having harvested the power of @The Zaratan, or @Mwo as it has apparently named itself, well, we're really not sure where to go with it. Captain @Qwicol remains ensconced in his cabin, no doubt obsessed with the hideous loathsome shadows lurking there, and perhaps protecting us all from their nameless and unmentionable terror. But now, with the power of an ancient turtle of tremendous size under our control, what next? The idea of another mere transport contract seems beneath us, but with suc...(READ MORE)

Albion 12/13/2025 11:36pm

Adam Sol

Customs at Peppermint Bay is mercifully lax. And there's a budget for making ad hoc arrangements. "Can you at least stop the moaning? People are staring." says @Florence Twofoot. Leaving @The Dollbomination unattended onboard would have been a huge mistake. She has a short attention span, and is awake a lot. I open up the little speaking hatch I made in the crate up near her face. "Shhhhhhh... you just rest, girl. We're taking you to a park! It won't be long now."...(READ MORE)

DENZIRO IX 12/11/2025 10:48pm

Lambient Hosier

"Yeah! You go get 'em, you... diversity!" Ol' gramps is hangin' shaggy under the shade. He's heirloom, alright. He's hollering at the meadow. There must be hundreds of different forbs down there, not to mention the grasses, sedges, and rushes. Gramps is one of the original hayseeds to land out here. Dropped out of the big monoculture corps and ventured into the wilderness. Was quite an embarrassment for the family at the time, but look at how they ended up. Nobody left of that...(READ MORE)

TSFTB Ship #12 12/9/2025 10:05pm

Terri D. Nemphis

WOW does it feel good to be out and in the world. All it took was a good wormhole and there's nothing I like better than squeezing through one of them thank you very much. Wait I WAS the wormhole? Now that's some Zen thinking right there. Anyway, I've got my own TSFTB ship and nobody on it but me but that's OK because I am MULTITUDES! That wormhole was more like a worm shredder if you know what I mean. And what I mean is I came out a hundred different little worms, and you know what they say...(READ MORE)



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