Zephyr Air Transport's fleet of continuous merchant dirigibles is continually scouring the many earths, connecting outposts and communities far and wide. Jobs are picked up "on the fly" by ships in your area, and may pick up whatever additional work they're able to drum up on their own. Each ship in our fleet is owner-operated, working under the auspices and supplementary logistical infrastructdure of Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

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Albion 1/25/2020 10:56pm

Magnus Arquebus

The weapons used in the war are apparently horrific. The body of the young soldier is kept in an oversized sarcophagus, guarded by a pair of steely eyed old women wrapped in dessert camo burnooses. The women remain on vigil with the body in the cargo hold. We've also taken on a merchant and his small entourage, similarly retreating from the front. They are patient with our slow understanding of their patois, and describe the weaponry responsible for the soldier's death. Large crystals, borne...(READ MORE)

The Useless Precaution 1/23/2020 8:45pm

Count Almaviva

Questa non era una cucina normale. Allungando, più lontano di quanto l'occhio potesse vedere, c'erano corridoi e corridoi di forni. Questa grande caverna era una cucina completamente industrializzata, perfettamente pulita e ben illuminata. Senza dubbio gli standard di igiene e pulizia in questa sala delle meraviglie del forno hanno superato di gran lunga quelli di qualsiasi comune. E arte! La semplice perfezione trasmessa in ogni movimento dei fornai. Si spostarono all'unisono, contempora...(READ MORE)

The Sadie Hawkins 1/21/2020 10:08pm

Armando Lupiz

The Toothless Old Hag has invited me to her tent. It's a bunch of fabric and poles sticking out behind a floating boulder. It seems to be on our way everywhere we go. "Mrrrrrawhgh! Mrrrwawawrawa?" More of her wretched earthy tea. Ugh. "Garwwwuemawawawaru. Bwawwawamargu." She's certainly been a lot more calm since we've been marooned in this dimension. Quite happy here, actually. "Mwanheny dataykee daflaflaiverfuffy. Verfuffy!" She presents me a sm...(READ MORE)

Thot Slayer 1/19/2020 10:37pm


Upon setting foot back on the Thot Slayer, I was happy to find the crew still safely tucked away in the cargo hold. Granted, I'd locked them in, but you can't be too sure in an unfamiliar port! They'd gone through the peanut butter and bread and water I'd left, but found them oddly stoic. Nobody even said hi! Guess they're still getting over their trauma from our landing in the Bermuda Triangle. Getting back to the Bermuda Triangle seemed like the best next step. Perhaps I could find some c...(READ MORE)

Araceli 1/17/2020 11:24pm

Jimmy Three-hands

"This is all well and good, Jimmy Three-hands, but I fear we're getting off the subject. Our readers want to hear YOUR story, not the story of some Traveling Ant." Rocky Blaze, star reporter for the Bakemono Register, set down his pad and pen with his cute little raccoon hands, and looked up at me with his cute little raccoon eyes. But I knew these Raccoon reporters were anything but cute. They were dangerous. And with the Araceli full of Raccoon photographers, Raccoon editors, Racc...(READ MORE)

The Mephitis 1/15/2020 10:29pm

Captain Pirate II

サンダーデビル! コーヒーについてこれについて考えましょう。 "Ah, again please Mr. Capitan Piratu!"* サンダーデビル! 豊かに醸造され、素晴らしい味がします。 "Please, sir, Mr. Capitan Piratu! Can you please do it again but with more Hikōsen this time? Smolder with with it. Gambate Gokurosan!" サンダーデビル! くそファインコーヒー。 "CUT! Ok everybody let's take 15 minutes.&q...(READ MORE)

Eyes Without A Face 1/13/2020 7:31pm

Aeon Lore

Along with her monstrous size, audacious streamlined curves, and incredibly tasteful interior design, part of the brand (and the mystery) of the Mare Tenebrarum was that her crew always remained hidden. Not the wait staff and bellboys and customer-facing crew, of course. I mean the pilot and bridge and engine crew. All natives of the Planet of the Many-colored Grass, we knew the pure beauty of our skeletal forms would be too much for your kind. If our race were to be discovered we had no doubt...(READ MORE)

ol' big balloon 1/11/2020 6:58pm

Gladys Pompon

I can see them being delivered to me right now. On a silver platter. This Blimpmates delivery platform is so advanced you can watch a live feed of the delivery from your phone. I love advanced things. The camera focuses in on the bonbons in the rain, in the dark, on the silver platter. Under the street lights the bonbons look like they’re sweating, but it’s just the raindrops beading up on the mirror glaze. And there’s my porch, from the sidewalk. They’re coming to my door, knock...(READ MORE)

Egregore 1/9/2020 9:38pm

Rose Nomenclature

The dangerous and haunted artifacts trade can have its ups and downs, but I've realized I prefer the dangerous and haunted book side of the business. There's a certain civility you find there with book people, as opposed to the dangerous and haunted crystal skull business, or the dangerous and haunted doll family business. That said, the circle of book dealers I know in the industry have been saying times are getting rough. As the "Age of the Dark Twins" generation grows older, thei...(READ MORE)

Moonbeam 1/7/2020 9:03pm

Harry Otter

@Captain Jack Fenris! Sir! Temporal plasma cooling around us now. We are in-atmosphere... and it's still Earth, sir. Or at least "an earth." Retcon adjusted for temporal redshift at 0.05. So, a close enough branch down the pike. The year appears to be roughly 2007. The Black Parade still charting well. And we appear to be over north Africa. Egypt, coincidentally enough, sir. I'm picking up a transmission from another ship. Identifying itself as The Rapture, with Captain @that_nam...(READ MORE)

Matte Kudasai 1/5/2020 1:59pm

Billy Sabab

"Hubblehubblehubblehubble. Hubblehubble!" The King of the Fishmen can't stop kissing us. "It's great to be heroes, isn't it Shipman Eva?" "I'm just glad I'm wearing a helmet." The crowd of fishpeople has been partying for hours, with the school of Bullfrog babies darting and swarming around them. The underwater version of fireworks (chemically reactive planktons) have been going off all around us, and the dancing, and the good-natured revelry-ing. &q...(READ MORE)

Battle Bus 1/3/2020 10:43pm

Pomme Contrebandier

Mes relations professionnelles avec les guildes de musées de Destiny City sont profondes, et je sais également que ces chercheurs sont toujours reconnaissants pour une augmentation de leur financement, en particulier au niveau individuel. À l'insu de mon partenaire d'affaires stupide et quelque peu paresseux @Fritz Camembert, j'ai obtenu une petite fortune grâce à nos transactions chez The Card Shark. C'était une chose simple pour moi de pénétrer dans les sanctuaires les plus intérieurs...(READ MORE)

Spatuloso 1/1/2020 9:21pm

Soap Lotus

The hired muscle from the Confusion sure knows their business. They're intimidating just to look at, with their subtly designed aerodynamics, sharp blue fins, and cold expressions. I might have let my ballonets get a little soft running the rackets in Coconutville, and let me tell you these bad boys will make you suck up your gut just from looking at them. In most situations, their bad-ass looks are more than half the battle. Moving into new markets, floating over their cities, most people sc...(READ MORE)

Microwave Explosion 12/30/2019 9:51pm

Queen of the Hudson

"And this is the box?" I ask. Melvin 117 has it buried in his arms. "Uh... yes! Yes your... uh, majesty." He looks around like he's not sure what to do, then holds it before me, squinting, like I might breathe fire. "Bring it to me." He looks around again, then walks up the steps of my dais. The Twigs in my court stand and reach for their weapons. Denizens of the shanty towns around Poughkeepsie Field, homeless from the city, others that got lucky...(READ MORE)

Golden Stone 12/28/2019 2:50pm

Boatswain Bob

DING DING DING DING! When I ring that bell with capital letters that means you better pay attention! I wouldn't risk cracking that golden bell if it weren't for something serious, especially when things are getting HOT! Everybody clear the dance floor, except you, Mr. @Auric Bomburst! You stay right there on the Golden Stone logo, right there in the middle of the dance floor, right over that crack. That's right, good, stay right there while I pull this golden lever.......(READ MORE)

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