Captain Pirate IIearliest post first | most recent post first
The Mephitis 9/9/2019 11:12pm
"What? That? Oh it's just some bit of dust, caught up by a whirlwind. Sometimes we see them this high."
We were on the larboard observation deck, the film crew taking some b-roll.
"しかし、顔があります！ そして、角！ 私たちを見ています。 そして私たちに従ってください!"
"Oh, that's just a common perception misperception of people who haven't been airborne for long periods of time before. Objects are closer than they appear, objects appear to have faces and horns, objects appear to the following you. All quite normal for the uninitiated."
Come to think of it, there might have been something about the look of that particular dust devil. I mean, I've seen plenty in my time, but this one seemed especially fresh in my memory. Kind of like the ones I'd see the Doctor working with in Chichen Itza...
"そして、それはこのように向かっています！ 走れ！ 早く!"
Ah, yes, Chichen Itza. It all seems like somebody else's vacation now...
The Mephitis 6/11/2019 10:14pm
"I don't always drink Kahlua in my coffee, but when I do, it's in the morning."
CUT! TAKE 42*
"Being an airship captain means both being alert AND inebriated at the oddest hours."
CUT! TAKE 54*
"Drunk and jittery? Welcome to my life!"
CUT! LET'S TAKE FIVE EVERYBODY!*
*translated from the Japanese
This sounded like some easy publicity, plus a bit of bounty on the side for the Captain. Oh, I would have thrown a party for the crew with most of it. Or a fair amount, anyway. But the point is, this has been a lot more work than it was presented.
Our commercial agent said "Hey CP! I know you're on the coffee & Kahlua run, heading north, and there's this Japanese creative agency that's looking to do a Kahula & Coffee campaign AND give Zephyr Air Transport a big plug in the process. All they ask is that you let them have run of the ship on your way north. You know it's milk run. Ha ha get it? That's my Cappy. What I mean is it's an easy trip, and your crew is going to have trouble keeping busy as it is. So you've got a few extra passengers, who are going to be taking a some shots, some footage, some b-roll, maybe have you read a few lines. It'll be fun! I hear your face will be all over the hot canned coffee and Kahlua machines in Tokyo. Plus, there's a little bit of a bonus for the star, if you know what I mean... All I need is to have you sign here..."
"Ah! Mr. Capitan Piratu! Gomen nasai. We are ready to begin once more. But this time, we wish you to fully show the spirit of the Hikōsen, yes? Here, in your eyes. And also in your heart. Gambate Gokurosan!!"
"Hai! So desu ne."
The Mephitis 3/12/2019 8:30pm
Ow! @choco loni--no throwing things on the bridge!
Especially at the Captain.
What's everybody staring at? Man your stations! Status report!
Set sail for Chichen Itza. I've always wanted to visit, and I hear it's beautiful this time of year.