Mr. Northwind

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Golden Stone
2/1/2020 6:49pm



When @Eugene Icicle uncorks my wunderbottle, I'm ready to blow my coldest. Cold for the gold!

And speaking of gold, it's that @Auric Bomburst I swoop after, down through the open chute in the dance floor, rushing down down down at the speed of sound through the clouds below.

Now what happened to that tough customer? We can't lose another to the winds like this!

WHOOOSH and there he is. I overshot.

Time to blow him back up to the ship, warm up his frozen fingers and toes, and let him rethink how he treats the help.

You didn't think we were just going to let him splat, did you?






Golden Stone
10/5/2019 5:58pm



Without @Eugene Icicle to keep me in check, I'd freeze the huevos right off a customer like Mr. Bomburst.

But Eugene knows how to keep me tamed, corked up in my wunderbottle, singing the icy spells beneath his breath. He only lets me loose when there's a proper spill to chill, or otherwise keep our golden cargo from getting the cracks and splits.

No, no, I'd never freeze a customer. That'd be bad for business.






Golden Stone
12/20/2017 9:22pm



Blowers blowing at full blast, Bosun! Wind chill chilling on high! Air flow icy! Keep passages clear! Malted Menthol shakes for all on the Mezzanine at midnight! Frozen sunshine on the Promenade! Wear your mufflers!