Florence Twofoot

Albion

4/26/2025 9:32pm

The Dollbomination was a horrendous mess, but she got the job done.

Rats for brains added a certain mammalian familiarity to her attitudes, and she seems a natural enemy of the dolls haunted by spiders. Her tremendous size didn't hurt either, crashing from deck to deck smashing the doll bosses to pieces, spiders scattering.

Unlike the dolls haunted by spiders she has an actual liking for food, not just the ritual of tea parties. She even seems to enjoy her time with the dishwasher, as he carefully places bits of Chef Chloe's waffles into her open mouth.

"Maaa-ma!"

Also, thankfully, she has no agenda, so we have retaken the bridge and are sailing for Peppermint Bay.

Albion

10/5/2023 9:57pm

It was clear the haunted dolls didn't want to be fixed.

They made that very clear.

Rather to succumb to a life of fear, hiding in the shadows of the disused corners of the Albion, living on candied waffles, I decided to put my knowledge of anatomy to use. Originally, this was just a strategy to keep from going mad. Something to occupy my mind in my waking hours, utilizing what was left of my higher executive function.

I began a project. Using the great store of spare haunted doll parts curated by old @Adam Sol, I set out to build the largest haunted doll I could. Claiming a disused cargo hold, I constructed a massive work table, and procured a few great winches from the mechanical room and a number of power tools.

And I presented Adam Sol with my blueprints.

Albion

9/19/2022 11:26pm

I'm supposed to be the medic on board this ship, but keeping these Haunted Doll bosses in working order is a losing battle.

"Maaa-ma! Maaaaa-ma!"

I find them piled in corners, or wandering the decks. There's one at the helm sitting upright but its eyes won't open. It calls plaintively across the silent bridge.

"Maaa-maaa. Maaa-maaaa"

"You just sit tight, little broken haunted doll," I say. "You just relax while I lift open this eyelid and take a peek inside... ARRRRAGH!!!!!"

There's no eye within, and its head is filled with spiders.

"HA HA! HA HA! HA HA!"

All the haunted dolls laugh.