Emile Valentine

Albion

9/3/2021 8:38pm

Emile Valentine here! I must say that the doll parts are quite useful! After their demands, I decided to listen to them and attempt to use one of their arms as a backscratcher.
The Back scratcher arm was Damn good I must say! The crew is giving me looks of course when I go down to sleep next to the parts, saying that me waking up cradling the cracked head of an old china dolls is "Real weird" Or, "frightening" But I say Phooey to those responses! I know they are just Jealous the pieces of the doll only talk to me!

Albion

9/3/2021 3:15am

A-HA! Captain Emile Valentine Returns, I know my crew is eager to return, considering that they have kept the ship Spic And Span and running with no need for me to return after my long stint in an ice-box running for the very edge of the world itself! several years between this world and the world beyond, and I return no worse for wear... aside from the screaming in my head, and the desire to rip out my own eyeballs, but haha! What captain would reject the chance to get an eyepatch or two 'eh?
Anyways, this container of doll parts does not scare me none! In fact... I must say that They give quite a.. calming influence.

Albion

8/24/2018 1:48am

I hope that I can get these normal human things!! Wait..., do I see a crack in one of those human things, Well CAPTAIN Emile Valentine fears NO human things whatsoever! HA-HA!.. More cracks?

Well me and my new pet, Magnifico the unflappable are on our ways to drop off the other human things!

Albion

8/24/2018 1:45am

I have accepted a job to transport Giant Bee honey, well, CAPTAIN Emile Valentine does not fear any honey, giant or otherwise! I do hope that I can get it on time, and take it to it's proper place, there are saltines requiring such toppings!