Boatswain Bob

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Golden Stone
12/28/2019 2:50pm



DING DING DING DING! When I ring that bell with capital letters that means you better pay attention! I wouldn't risk cracking that golden bell if it weren't for something serious, especially when things are getting HOT! Everybody clear the dance floor, except you, Mr. @Auric Bomburst! You stay right there on the Golden Stone logo, right there in the middle of the dance floor, right over that crack. That's right, good, stay right there while I pull this golden lever....





Golden Stone
12/27/2017 11:08pm



Ding! Ding! Ding! Hear that ringing? It's me, Boatswain Bob, and one of my jobs is keeping time on the Golden Stone by ringing the ship's golden bell. It's solid gold, naturally, so Mr. Northwind makes sure to keep a cool wind blowing on it all the time. Otherwise it would crack!

When I'm not ringing the bell, you can find me running 'round the ship pointing out things to Mr. Northwind that need to be kept cold. Golden Fleeces! Sandwiches! Tuna salad! Everything needs to be kept COLD COLD COLD!