Andrew
earliest post first | most recent post firstThe Crystal Skull 12/23/2023 10:15am
The walls of this closet are covered in scratches denoting the days I have been stuck hiding from whatever is outside. The zombies were not my expectation when I accepted that dreadful delivery. My ship must be in shambles by now, and I still hear movement from outside the boarded-up door. I just ran out of space to count the days, and my food stores are running low. Soon I'll have to make a break for it, and I don't know if I can.
The Crystal Skull 3/1/2022 4:01am
We have arrived! The shipment is almost 100% intact! The crew is........................................................................................................
*Cough*
Let's not talk about where all my crew went.
Let's just say my crew is < 100% intact after this trip.
< 20% even.
You got your one shipment. From there, I'm no longer capable of doing more for you in good faith or with reliability. Don't ask where the crew went, let's just say they got hungry while they were a little tipsy.
-- END OF TRANSMISSION --
The Crystal Skull 2/27/2022 8:16pm
So turns out that roast poison snacks aren't exactly appealing to most unless you're my intern. I don't see why he thought they would be tasty as such a lucky permanently indentured unpaid s- Intern. Yes. Intern. It was all his choice... We are now one more crew member short. Nobody knew the guy anyways. The stock is virtually unaffected. My grandparents have ghosted me, citing that even a business degree would be more useful than this career, but this is going to be the new UPS - I can feel it. I think. Some of the poison stock gives off some dust, and as of late I have lost my taste and some feel while piloting this vehicle.
The Crystal Skull 2/27/2022 8:06pm
I, Andrew accept the crippling debt it caused me to purchase this airship and would like to thank myself for the job of delivering items free of cost until the banks repossess my family. At least it's the same airship Indiana Jones rode in! Oh wait... was this from the Nazis!?-
Everything is fine. I swear I'm not having a mental breakdown.