SHIP'S LOG:

The Crystal Skull

Andrew 2/27/2022 8:16pm

So turns out that roast poison snacks aren't exactly appealing to most unless you're my intern. I don't see why he thought they would be tasty as such a lucky permanently indentured unpaid s- Intern. Yes. Intern. It was all his choice... We are now one more crew member short. Nobody knew the guy anyways. The stock is virtually unaffected. My grandparents have ghosted me, citing that even a business degree would be more useful than this career, but this is going to be the new UPS - I can feel it. I think. Some of the poison stock gives off some dust, and as of late I have lost my taste and some feel while piloting this vehicle.

Andrew 2/27/2022 8:06pm

I, Andrew accept the crippling debt it caused me to purchase this airship and would like to thank myself for the job of delivering items free of cost until the banks repossess my family. At least it's the same airship Indiana Jones rode in! Oh wait... was this from the Nazis!?-

Everything is fine. I swear I'm not having a mental breakdown.

Guy Flay - 2/17/2022 1:26pm

Job claimed by Andrew 2022-02-27 20:06:16

FLAY'S ROAST POISON SNACKS

We need a steady contract for a regular delivery of Flay's Roast Poison Snacks to fill the roast poison snack racks at Zephyr Air Quick Stations in the Sector B Subcluster and Tri-cities region.

CAUTION: DO NOT EAT

In the past our shipments have suffered from being pilfered by the crews of our former franchisee owner operated delivery ships, who then of course die and their ships are left adrift, creating traffic hazards and occasionally transforming into marauding haunted zombie pirate ships. Eating of Flay's Roast Poison Snacks during transport is strictly prohibited.

PICK UP OUR CONTRACT TODAY

Drop by Flay's Roast Poison Snacks Distribution Center 665 for the mandatory optional aura scan and reference checks and you can be a proud deliverer of Flay's Roast Poison Snacks in no time.

And tell them Guy Flay sent you!