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Microwave Explosion

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Shosho McCabe - 3/30/2018 11:05pm

Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-08-13 11:29:31

NEEDED: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION SERVICES

CARGO: 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS.

CARGO MUST BE ALOFT FOR NO LESS THAN 168 HOURS. ONE FULL WEEK OF EXPOSURE TO COSMIC RAYS AT DIRIGIBLE CRUISING ALTITUDE REQUIRED FOR THIS FRESH BIOFILM TO PROPERLY CURE.

PICK UP: CLONEWOOD STUDIOS
DELIVER TO: CLONEWOOD STUDIOS

ENCULTURATOR: SHOSHO MCCABE




Jeremy - 4/26/2018 7:14pm

Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-08-09 11:47:17

I would like you to get me some rare Californium camel teeth from the legendary Mistake Island




Mitch Katchum - 6/7/2018 6:38pm

Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-08-08 08:52:24

Mitch Katchum's Iced Miracles! I need transfer of one refrigerated container to Enthusiasm Island. Pickup at our 3PL in Rangerton, "Home of the Misties!" Call ahead and I'll make sure I'm there to unlock the warehouse. You can land at the aerodome out back. Come on down and share an Iced Miracle with me and we'll talk terms.

Signed, Mitch




Annie Griffin 8/8/2018 8:52am


I am taking The "Iced Miricles" Job. We will be flying over shortly.






Annie Griffin 8/9/2018 11:47am


Hey! Microwave Explosion would be happy ti take the camel teeth job. I'll come down wensday.






Annie G - 8/9/2018 8:27pm

Job claimed by Annie Griffin 2018-08-11 18:33:01

I need a Spirit In A Box transported to Psy High by Sunday.
Thank you my dorm is the large black tower.




Annie Griffin 8/11/2018 6:33pm


Yes, I have claimed this job. Sue me.






Annie Griffin 8/13/2018 11:29am


This will be a challenge....






Mitch Katchum 8/17/2018 10:10pm


Mitch Katchum here, of Mitch Katchum's Iced Miracles, Annie, and we were wondering what exactly you meant by "shortly." We've had a welcome party set up and ready to spring at out 3PL in Rangerton, but have had no sign of your ship's arrival. These Miracles won't Ice themselves on over to Enthusiasm Island! Are you still up to the job? Summer's fading fast and these iced wonders need to get to their fans before they're just puddles on the sidewalk. Let's talk turkey!






Shosho McCabe 9/17/2018 7:41pm


RE: BIOFILM TRANSPORTATION SERVICES

CARGO: 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM. REFRIGERATED CANISTERS.

WE WERE JUST CHECKING OUR RECORDS, ANNIE GRIFFIN, AND REALIZED THAT OUR 17 HOURS OF BIOFILM IN REFRIGERATED CANISTERS HAS NOW BEEN AIRBORNE FOR APPROXIMATELY 845 HOURS. THAT IS ROUGHLY FIVE TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE OF COSMIC RAYS FOR THIS GRADE OF BIOFILM. HAS IT BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? WE CALCULATE A HIGH PROBABILITY OF CLONAL MUTATION. HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING STRANGELY? ALSO, DO WE OWE YOU FOR THIS EXTRA TIME?

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