SHIP'S LOG:

Steel Aurora

Pete - 1/17/2018 11:35pm

Job claimed by Xombie 2018-01-19 09:08:05

I need 7 20lb bags of confetti to be airdropped to Pyongyang, North Korea. Pickup will be located in Istanbul, Turkey

Tate 1/19/2018 9:06am

oh god its like a computer or something

Xombie 1/19/2018 9:08am

Today we set forth on our first delivery, we will be delivering several 20 lb bags of confetti to Pyongyang. With my crew and I we should make easy work of this task.

Tate 1/19/2018 9:13am

i could not find a toilet on this small vessel, which is worrying... i would hate to imagine the fate of whoever is unfortunate enough to be underneath the ship when i run out of options

Xombie 1/19/2018 9:14am

Well, it seems we neglected to refuel our dirigible before we began flight, so we are stuck in the harbor for now

Xombie 1/19/2018 9:30am

I have strapped Tate to the bow of the ship, as it is his fault we are not moving, I will feed him eventually as soon as he quits crying about his fear of heights

Tate 1/19/2018 9:31am

it appears that i have been strapped to the bow of the ship after my first hour working on this fine vessel, because i forgot to bring fuel with me? i wasn't told to get fuel so i assume i must have just not checked the gauges...
my bad captain.....

Tate 1/19/2018 9:40am

this ship is really high up.....






im kinda hungry too.......


this is how he makes his crew stronger i assume.....

Tate 1/19/2018 10:34am

the north koreans are getting a little upsetti at the lack of confetti i would have gotten the fuel by now but im duct taped to the bow.....