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Jeremiah SB Malone - 1/30/2023 11:23pm

Job claimed by cheeseman10 2023-02-03 10:55:33

The SB stands for SqueezeBox, but this dern thing thinks my name is too long.

You ever had worms? No not inside you that is disgusting! I mean the big boys, the kind a feller might keep in a pen in the back yard? I mean, iff'n you had the right licenses and such.

Well I happen to have had a good year, and now my crop of Squeezebox Famous Giant Earthworms is overflowin' -- quite literally -- and it's time to ship 'em off to market, where they'll get auctioned off and used for various purposes both nutritious and or entertaining.

But you better come and get 'em quick! Before they've grown too big to fit more than a couple in your hold!

Just drop by Squeezebox Earthworm Farms, Big Clearing in the Jungle, Ahsabkab Vallis, on the shady side of Venus.

And tell 'em Jeremiah sent you!