SHIP'S LOG:

S.S. Silly Goose

Gnolt Gnolty 8/15/2026 10:36pm

I'd expected more of a welcome from the Swampinos. Usually there were a whole gaggle of them, eager to grease you up with their mud butter for the trip down the tubes. But the Mudlands were empty, except for the tubes and the haze and the remnants of the science outpost. Maybe they just got held up.

We decided to bide our time in the least decrepit quonset near the landing site.

Gnolt Gnolty 4/18/2026 4:47pm

Mudland is a godforsaken waste. I don’t see what BSMs would want with it, or anybody else for that matter. The Swampinos must see it from different eyes. Ones with second eyelids.

The Mudlands are flat, oozing brown and wet as far as you can see in all directions, which isn’t that far on account of the haze and fog. Fence lines, slowly sinking in the mud, plastic grocery bags stuck in the wires. The occasional decrepit quonset hut (remnants of the failed science expedition), and of course the ubiquitous tubes, sprouting out of the mud—hefty, man-sized, industrial. They look like giant hungry lampreys, frozen in the act of leaping for their dinner, mouths open in all different directions. Made out of some kind of calcium carbonate, ribbed like sea shells. The fog and haze emanate from them, as well as from the stinking mud itself.

And we were headed straight down the tubes to pick up the BSMs.

Gnolt Gnolty
BSM Handler Lvl III
S.S.S.G.

Gambinous Farb 12/17/2025 11:45pm

Got a job as navigator, as abandoned kingdoms are my speciality.

I just need my maps! Waiting for them to be delivered.

Jellybeans 12/15/2025 5:20pm

I formally accept this job

JOB: Cranny Boulfroug - 5/13/2024 10:22pm

Job claimed by Jellybeans 2025-12-15 17:20:15

I'm a representative of the Swapinos down in Mudland.

We've had a recent infestation of "B.S.M"s. We've captured them all successfully, however we still need to dispose of them. They don't really enjoy being trapped in the Oozone plane and our village is afraid they'll rip through time and space itself. The BSM's are being VERY rude to all of the old folk in our town (I don't think they take a liking to them) and they keep on yelling about "Soon, our Lord will come and take all of you with him. No saviors will step in his way."!! I'm not sure if BSM's have a god but it seems that our town is his "arrival plain".

We'd like to send them very far away, maybe to the abandoned kingdom "Sillus"? Thank you.