SHIP'S LOG:

Razorcrest

starfilly 10/30/2022 11:49pm

the ship's about to come out of its hibernation cycle, but humboldt and darlene aren't to be found. i've looked everywhere. doesn't make any sense, since i mean EVERYWHERE and they're nowhere to be found. i even checked the escape bilmpettes and none of them have gone missing. nik and rik and chik say they do this sometimes -- they get lost in the trance rhythms and just... go somewhere? i'll admit their little rave got pretty out there... seemed like there were strobe lights for about about a week straight at one point. but what if they're just passed out in some weird place and the crew finds them when hibernation ends? oh i don't feel good about this at all.

starfilly 8/10/2022 11:19pm

we made a stop on the upper upper northern corridor of the ritual trance circuit at the aperiodic implosion 999 festival. it was totally awesome, and i really synched with a group of fellow travellers -- nik, rik, chik, humboldt, and darlene. they've got their own trance warp dance experience and going to hit it big someday i just know it. so i made them some space between the bundles of honey bundles and they're hitching a ride to the next festival. it must be a long trip because it's one of those where the crew puts themselves into suspended animation so they don't have to sit through it, but that means that nik and rik and chik and humboldt and darlene can plug in all their equipment and we can use the disco brite lites and have a full on rave in the cargo bay and the crew will never be the wiser.

Biran 5/27/2022 8:45am

I left the Razorcrest for a few days, okay, weeks, and animals have gotten into the rations! Unbelievabe. I mean, sure. Maybe hiring a clone with ADHD for security wasn't my best idea, but it's still bad news. I'm going to do a sweep of the ship before my next job. If i'm lucky, maybe nothing else will have been damaged. Right after I put the clone on hauling duty.

starfilly 3/18/2022 11:24pm

so I stowed away on the razorcrest. you wouldn’t believe all the places to hide! anyway this is how I move up and down the ritual trance circuit corridors — by hitching rides and hiding out. hopefully the razorcrest will get back on the circuit soon, but in the meantime at least there’s a hold full of sweet honey bundles for me to eat on the way. oh shhhh do you hear that buzz? i think there’s somebody coming. quick! hide behind these honey bundle bundles!

Biran 3/10/2022 12:07pm

Op. #002

Captain's Log:
I've never liked bees. The feeling is mutual. They hate me too. I reluctantly accepted this job, but money is money. The second I arrive at the loading zone, I have to dodge between dancing bee people. After I got the shipment loaded up, I politely declined the offer to join the dance. I did hire two new crew members, Fred and Zane. I never thought I would like bees, but these guys are great! I might have made some new friends.

Signing off,
-Capt. Biran

starfilly 3/9/2022 8:29pm

oh wow… your ship is like a big shiny toy! did you bring us new trinkets for the dream machine? you do like to dance, don’t you? it’s the quatra-annual northeast trance dance congregation conflagration! and you brought more pretty lights! i know right where that stuff goes. c’mon! this way!

Honey Goodness - 3/5/2022 5:52pm

Job claimed by Biran 2022-03-10 12:07:11

Bundles of Honey Goodness

Hi. I’m Honey Goodness. Perhaps you’ve seen my Sweet Honey Bundles, bundled up in their oily wraps at the checkout counter of your local Zephyr Air Transport Quick Station or other favorite convenience store.

Me and my Big Bee Family work hard to keep the bundles moving, and with the current restrictions on Big Bee movement through controlled airspace, we need reliable air delivery drivers for our most important routes.

Visit our Hive HQ in Industrial City for an application and join our waggle dance today!

Biran 1/4/2022 5:21pm

Razorcrest accepts the job posted by Phil Techno.

An incident occured on day 2 in the westsouth circuit. Biran forgot to put on an earmask, and remained unconsous for 1 hour.

Phil Techno - 11/10/2021 7:38pm

Job claimed by Biran 2022-01-04 17:21:00

DISCO DISCO BRITE MY LITE INC.

Phil Techno here from DDBML INC. We service the ritual trance circuit in the upper northeast, southeast, northsouth and eastsouth corridors. We're looking for dependable transport for our deep soul massage traveling high/low frequency lightshow and surroundsound experience generators to the shows up and down the circuit.

If you've got the space we need, and your crew has their own supply of earmasks and spectrum-protectrum goggles, we'd like to talk. Communicate rhythmically via fibreoptics at this address. JGHJGFwe09235.