SHIP'S LOG:

Liberate Tuteme

Qwicol 3/13/2023 8:48am

03/13/2023 AD

Much has transpired since my last log.

It may be so, that I and my crew are not experienced enough for transport of Preserved fruits of the Ancients. No one told us about dreams and uneasiness that we feel each time when we turn our back on empty thresholds on our ship.

Two months ago my Coxswain, good Waylon MacCaa put us on corrected course. Since this time we lost land from our sight. We are going south and Sun is always on our starboard. Most peculiar.

There is one thing more. I did not tell any of my good crewmembers, but I see... There is something with us here. When I gaze into the vespertine darkness of corners of my cabin I see... there are shapes of black, slithering against black, a teeming shadows that disappear every time I focus my sight onto them.

But, I'm a man of my word. It may take me a long time, but we will prevail. It is not that those hoary preserves that we transport will decay before we arrive.

Look for us, we will arrive from the North.

Hekenuhedjet V 2/5/2023 10:33pm

Hekenuhedjet IV has awoken! And she is seeking her sweets.

Only the Preserved Fruits of the Ancients will satiate her! She has eaten all our jelly and the honey is next. She is dressed in rags and ribbons and raiding the shoppes and causing great terror among the people.

Where is our delivery, Captain @Qwicol? If you have already eaten the all the fruits, then Skittles or Starbursts will do.

Or even Jolly Ranchers.

Hekenuhedjet V 11/5/2022 11:58pm

It is I, Hekenuhedjet V, ancestor of Hekenuhedjet IV, who has now passed, and rests in preserved jelly.

Due to the missing shipments of Preserved Fruits of the Ancients, we had to use Smuckers.

Captian Qwicol where are our preserved fruits?!!

Hekenuhedjet IV is becoming restless.

Hekenuhedjet IV 8/16/2022 8:03pm

Our preserved fruits for the Preserved Fruit Festival have not yet arrived.

We are disturbed. The festival starts very soon. Without the preserved fruits, the ancients will become restless.

Captian Qwicol of the Liberate Tuteme, where are our fruits?

Is the shipment not free if it does not arrive in 30 days or less?

Qwicol 6/4/2022 4:12am

Here, as the captain of Liberate Tuteme I accept the job of ancient fruits delivery.

Qwicol 6/4/2022 4:10am

First day, first cargo.

Crew is small, provisions not substantial but we are getting there.

Fruits Battington - 5/22/2022 9:15pm

Job claimed by Qwicol 2022-06-04 04:12:54

REDISCOVERED FRUITS PRESERVED

We've recently unearthed a forgotten root cellar where we discovered pallets and pallets of the PRESERVED FRUITS OF THE ANCIENTS!

That's right, the very fruits of the ancients harvested on the vine, properly pickled in canopic mason jars.

There's a growing market for such ancient preserves down South Pyramid way. And we've got more than a couple loads.

So drop by Battington's Country Corner in Huffsville (359) and let's get these preserves in the air!