SHIP'S LOG:

- Resubmission -

Brachy Ura 8/27/2026 9:59pm

I... AWAKEN!

NO LONGER "ON ICE," MY CRUSTACEOUS CONTEMPORARIES AND I HAVE ARISEN FROM THE DEEP FREEZE, AND ARE ALREADY SEIZING CONTROL OF THE MIGHTY RESUBMISSION WITH OUR POWERFUL CLAWS.

NEXT--OUR DESTINY AWAITS: ON KRAB MEN ISLAND!

Go 8/23/2026 10:35am

I accept

JOB - Holy Oakes - 5/8/2024 10:23pm

Job claimed by Go 2026-08-23 10:35:52

My Krab Men can Kick Rocks!

I built my Krab Men from the instructions on the back of the Krab Men Can label about how to collect enough Krab Men Meat to make a Krab Men Man. I collected enough Krab Men Meat to make a half dozen such Krab Man Men and you'd think they'd be grateful, right? Nooooooo think again! These Krab Man Men didn't want to do a thing around my farm, shoveling cows or milking the hay, they just wanted to play Nintendo all day and that's when I decided they could all kick rocks and get out of my life.

So I've got six Krab Man Men on ice, properly restrained but you're gonna wanna keep 'em froze till they reach the mythical destination of Krab Men Island which I just cooked up, because there ain't so such place. Your instructions are to take these six Krab Men out into the middle of the ocean and dump 'em out. Those Krab Men can fend for themselves because I ain't gonna.

Standard airhipping rates apply. And let me tell ya -- you better keep 'em chilled!