Roberto Shelton

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2/13/2022 9:45pm

"Kid, I like your style."

The tips had gone through the roof since I started my shift. Mr. Berrybaum hired me the moment I knocked on the hatch of the tiny coffee stand, which was the moment just after climbing the enormous ladder all the way up to it.

"It's hard to attract good help way out here in the middle of the desert," he said. "You're a real lifesaver."

Mr. Berrybaum had been running the Goggles Desert Coffee Shack Aerodrome and Emporium by himself for some time, but he wasn't the barista most of the pilots were expecting. From their limited signage, the Goggles Desert Coffee Shack Aerodrome and Emporium brand was definitely implying a somewhat more attractive type of barista than Mr. Berrybaum, who was, frankly, rather slovenly.

"Would you mind if I loosened this corset? Just a little?" I asked.

"Hmmm. It might be just the thing to push those tips into the stratosphere! Go for it, kid! Just don't spill the lattes!"

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12/21/2021 11:01pm

After the entire day passing without a single acknowledgment by any customers in line at the Goggles Desert Coffee Shack Aerodrome and Emporium, I realized I'd need to change my tack.

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WANTED: BARISTA

* COFFEE MAKING EXPERIENCE PREFERRED
* MUST LOOK GOOD IN STEAMPUNK REGALIA

-INQUIRE WITHIN-

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Well, I guess I didn't see any other options...

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10/30/2021 11:58pm

I thanked Clive for the lift and exited his classic 1986 Winneblimpo via the rope ladder. The ground was dusty, and nothing but desert as far as the eye could see.

The coffee shack was high atop its tower, and already had quite a line. Likely because it was the only coffee shack for miles, but it was also called "Goggles" with the logo drawn in such a way that it implied the baristas would be wearing steampunk corsets and bustiers. But I wasn't here for the coffee.

"Faulkton?" I hollered up to the airships waiting in the queue high above me.

"Henderson? Wuppertal? Miyazaki?" I wasn't sure they could hear me up there.

"Lyubertsy? Aastaurmond? Anybody headed my way?"

The airships idled in the rising heat of the day, ready to get their coffees and some titillation before heading on their ways.

"Chauxhall? Pastoria City anybody?"

There had to be a better way to do this.

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4/16/2020 11:00pm

Yes, uh... calling Captain Billy Grave. Come in! Come in! (Is thing on? What? Right now? Oh, ok.)

Dear Captain Grave,

So far, none of our clients (in Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City) have reported receipt for the spare parts for their Reality Generators. Reality isn't going to generate itself, you know! And it's possible that this lack of spare parts may have resulted in the recent Reality Accident!

Please inform us of your progress, as it is vitally important these parts arrive at their required destinations.

Signed,

R. Shelton, Proprietor
GEARS OF COGNATION LLC.

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11/14/2019 10:09pm

We've got another load of spare parts for the Reality Generators in Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City. Because of the nature of these parts, the actual manifest of delivered items may vary through time, as will the existence of the cities themselves. Ship and Captain must be adept at navigating the edges and holes in maps. Please post resume to this site when claiming job. Our warehouse currently located in Flimsdale, Newark, Metherwaney, and Chide. c/o GEARS OF COGNATION LLC.

Conquest

8/27/2018 10:12am

Spare parts for the Reality Generators in Faulkton, Henderson, Wuppertal, Miyazaki, Lyubertsy, Aastaurmond, Chauxhall, and Pastoria City. Because of the nature of these parts, the actual manifest of delivered items may vary through time, as will the existence of the cities themselves. Ship and Captain must be adept at navigating the edges and holes in maps. Please post resume to this site when claiming job. Our warehouse currently located in Flimsdale, Newark, Metherwaney, and Chide. c/o GEARS OF COGNATION LLC.