SHIP'S LOG:

ol' big balloon

Pumpkin Pete 4/15/2018 12:36pm

TO: Captain Pilot of the Ol' Big Balloon

RE: Pumpkin Head Mix-up

Yeah so they just got through processing the bushels y'all dropped off at the ONI depot in Keguran and turns out they're four quasi-sentient, proto-aware pumpkins short. And, er, to complicate matters, they've found four, fully-sentient human heads in their place.

Just a "heads up" (ha ha get it?) that you might want to take a headcount of your crew (ha ha again!) and make sure they've all got the right tops. Also likely that the fine folks from ONI might be dropping by to make their own appraisal.

Pete the Pumpkin Man

Hector Hernandez 4/2/2018 8:56am

Dear Pilot Gabe,

I’m really sorry, but on closer inspection I see that three of the Ecto-plasmic shards did not arrive in my shipment. We maintain ghost-blockchain authoritative control of the manifests (because of the potential danger) and while 27 shards were shipped, only 23 arrived. This means that there are three of them still on your ship, either inhabiting your machinery or piggybacking on one or more crew members.

Could you run a Level III Haunting Diagnostic on your ship and crew and see if you can isolate them? We can supply a spiritual extraction team to facilitate removal.

Thanks for your help!

Pilot Gabe 3/30/2018 9:31am

A new day a new mission.
I got into my Zephyr and flew to Shytoc to pick up some quasi-sentient, proto-aware pumpkins

I picked them up and flew to freight and dropped off the pumpkins

the boss seemed to be happy with my delivery

Pumpkin Pete - 3/29/2018 8:21pm

Job claimed by Pilot Gabe 2018-03-30 09:31:07

We grow pumpkins all year long in our underground pumpkin grow facility, because the atmosphere on the surface isn't quite right. Those surface dwellers, always chomping on their big cigars and expelling noxious gases... they don't believe in pumpkins! But I'm determined to grow the finest underground pumpkins in the land. The genetics are second to none, and through our hybridization programs we're growing some of the most sophisticated, proto-aware pumpkins you can find anywhere on the market.

We have 12 bushels of quasi-sentient, proto-aware pumpkins ready for transport to a Naval intelligence depot in Keguran. Because of our underground nature, you'll need to pick up the pumpkins in Shytoc under cover of darkness. Radio ahead and we'll meet you where our freight elevators open up in the parking lot.

Pilot Gabe 3/29/2018 3:35pm

So I figured that my ship is equipped to handle Ectoplasmic Transport Curse Hazard Level III material.
I see that Ecto-Hermetic Inc. Is expecting a pick up anytime soon, so I figured I'll do it.

I gave them my full certification, and flew off.

After a few hours of flight I brought the Ectoplasmic to Hector Hernandez in doomstown
he seemed fine and looked happy with the package

this went well considering that it was my first job.

Pilot Gabe 3/29/2018 3:24pm

its 3/29/2018 and I have figured that I have nothing better to do
so ill be accepting jobs here and doing them

Ecto-Hermetic Inc. - 3/27/2018 8:46pm

Job claimed by Pilot Gabe 2018-03-29 15:35:32

Is your ship equipped to handle Ectoplasmic Transport Curse Hazard Level III material? Ecto-Hermetic Inc., is looking for regular scheduled pickup from our ghost processing facility in Doomstown, HL, to our distribution facilities in the Five Points region. Full certification required, with no history of demonic possession in the crew. Please send legitimate requests only to Hector Hernandez, Human Resources Flight Attendant, Ecto-Hermetic Inc, Doomstown.