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earliest post first | most recent post firstJimmy Hereford - 3/26/2019 11:14pm
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HEREFORD THEREFORD CAT MUMMY RANCH LLC
We've got a dozen registered Hereford Thereford mummified cats ready for transport to the Mummified Cat Faire in Old Habitsform. No rush! They're well preserved and will keep nicely till the show... and for the eternity beyond! Ha ha old industry joke. But we do have a client awaiting the shipment. Please contact us directly by picking up this job and we'll arrange for payment in magical unguents and tinctures to extend your life, vivacious prowess, hairline, and more. All terms negotiable! These dozen cats are packed neatly in their traveling sarcophagus (5.8' x 2.9') and require no special care during transport, aside from the usual protection rituals. Contact us today and it could be a relationship that lasts forever!
Jimmy Hereford, President, Hereford Thereford Cat Mummy Ranch LLC