SHIP'S LOG:

Viola Ventura

Viola Snow 1/10/2018 10:31am

Dear customer,
We have graciously accepted your proposal. The anomalies shall be sprayed no later than next week. Thank you for choosing Viola Ventura.
Viola

A concerned neighbor - 1/9/2018 11:52pm

Job claimed by Viola Snow 2018-01-10 10:31:17

A non-compact group of chiral anomalies has been hanging around the abandoned house in the neighborhood to engage in nonrenormalizable scattering. I would greatly appreciate it if some ship in the area could spray the zone with some gluten free heavy fermions to cancel the anomaly.

I hope you can manage this kind of requests.

Thanks in advance(d propagator),
-Me

Qualified Income Pro - 1/9/2018 11:50pm

Job claimed by Viola Snow 2018-01-10 10:40:52

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