SHIP'S LOG:

SMILEYS BASEMENT

Sharkskin 44 7/5/2025 10:46pm

I didn't see what all these instant breakfast toys were going to do for us.

"But they bring so much joy to the little children!" @Gabardine said, balancing the tiny figures on its sleeves.

It was clear Gabardine was starting to lose it. Thread count degradation from traversing the PERC, now becoming slowly unwound in Smileys Basement. A basement already filled with smileys. And so many rooms, their big doors sliding open and shut, seemingly at random... but could there be a pattern to it? One perhaps on a much larger timescale of weeks or months or even years. A celestial timescale, opening and closing access between rooms by the movement of the stars...

DOORS CLOSING

DOORS OPENING


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Cowmumble 3/13/2025 9:14pm

Ohhhhh.... hee hee hee!

Goody Goody 11/18/2024 4:07pm

We're not just breakfast cereal toys for hire. We only do what's right! Like encouraging positive nutrition and good health.

Grumble 7/25/2024 11:05pm

Oy! Can we stop with the mishegas already? I'm gonna miss my breakfast!

Hamhose 4/3/2024 10:51pm

Awww do I really have to introduce myself?

I think I'll just crawl under this big pile of cereal...

Snorkledorf 12/10/2023 7:13pm

Don’t be frightened @Boss Moss! It’s just me, Snorkledorf, playing my HUGE trumpet-like proboscis, a level of music you obviously can not appreciate. I’ll keep playing till I find someone with better taste.

Boss Moss 8/30/2023 11:03pm

And I'm the leader! Tough as nails... but if only I knew where I was leading us.

But wait! Whasdat uppa head?

Gargle 5/26/2023 11:58pm

Yes I am sure I can lend a hand! As the most intelligent of my Freakie breakfast cereal friends I am sure I can help find a way through your troubles. What exactly are they?

Sharkskin 44 2/10/2023 11:09pm

DOORS CLOSE IN FIVE SECONDS

What have I got to lose, I figured.

"Sharkskin?"

I was so frightened I nearly popped my buttons.

"@Gabardine? What are you doing here? I thought you'd left Smiley's Warehouse."

"Naw," said @Gabardine, "This IS Smiley's Warehouse. It's not just a single place, but a network of locations in space and time."

"So it IS the PERC, huh? The tetra colored clown they call the sandman?"

"The work of @smiley himself, dry clean his soul."

"Dry clean his soul. Oh, but I'm not @Sharkskin. I'm @Sharkskin 44."

"Clone machine?"

"Yup."

"Good thinking. Now let's secure this basement. There's a whole mess of instant breakfast toys I think we can make use of..."

TERMINAL 11/10/2022 10:37am

DOORS CLOSING
DOORS OPENING
THE THE THE THE
THE THE THE THE
ENLIGHTENMENT
APPROACH'S
JASON IS ALIVE
CARL IS ALIVE
IM ALIVE