SHIP'S LOG:

Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon

Violetta Canali 10/14/2026 11:02pm

The coordinates for the Zephyr Quick Station were back near where we dropped the metal containers with mushrooms growing out of them. That seemed like a bad sign.

And when we got to the Quick Station, the airfield was filled with mushrooms. That seemed like another bad sign.

The Quick Station crew came out to meet us as the sun was going down. They looked spooky coming out of the shadows, as if they were dressed in cloaks, arms and legs too long for their bodies.

"Welcome, sailors of the Nave-Stradordinaria! We are... LOS VAMPIROS!"

That was the third bad sign.

Violetta Canali 6/18/2026 10:49pm

A “communications specialist” can get pretty bored on a ship with no communications.

“Come in, Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon! Come in!”

And here I was right in the middle of my nails.

“Yes, Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon here. With whom do I have the pleasure?”

“Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon, please proceed to Zephyr Quick Station Alpha Bladder Bravo for important, uh… routine maintenance. Coordinates attached. This is Zephyr HQ Actual, over.”

Sheesh. Sounded like something for the captain.

Valoreon Alto 2/19/2026 10:15am

No no, do not worry Violetta... Houses are meant to be crashed into. Suburbs are meant to be overcome with fungus. Do not worry. We are doing right!

Violetta Canali 2/16/2026 9:39pm

Well I feel pretty confident that dropping these metal containers with mushrooms growing out of them just any old place is a bad idea. That looked like a subdivision filled with cul de sacs and backyard pools! Captain, shouldn’t we go back and make sure they didn’t crash through somebody’s house or something?

Valoreon Alto 10/17/2025 6:58am

Got it! I am brilliant at not questioning things as I used to go to the Psychic High School so you're in good hands! Can't wait for me and the good ol' Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon to go on our first trip of our job! Just to make sure-- I'll do it anyways-- but it's nothin' illegal... right?

Valoreon Alto 10/17/2025 6:50am

Ciao! Valoreon Alto, reporting for duty! I am the Number-One Pilot from my home country of Italia! I did all of my qualifying study's at the Psychic High School and I am so excited to work here at the brilliant Zephyr Air Transport services. I am sure I will bring much to the table as my ship and life long best-friend the Nave-Straordinaria di Valoreon is a champion with cargo air-services! She's traveled land-after-land, world-after-world and she will make a brilliant addition to the Zephyr Air Companies roster of magnificent ships. Valoreon Alto-- signing off!

Job - Zilly Harpout - 5/7/2025 6:47pm

Job claimed by Valoreon Alto 2025-10-17 06:58:46

I need someone who doesn't ask questions and can follow instructions.

You see, I've got some rather large rectangular, metal storage containers that need transport. I'd like a swift pickup in the King's Courtyard in the Zallow Kingdom. Once picked up, please avoid being seen and disregard any noises emanating from the storage containers. DO NOT open them, even if you feel a strong desire to do so. If you notice mushrooms growing on the storage containers, drop them from your vessel immediately and do not turn back. If your crew insists on going back, do not listen to them; it is for your own good. Please see to it that the storage containers are taken to the middle of the Altyrian Ocean, tied down with weights, dropped into the ocean, and never found again.