SHIP'S LOG:

S S Rosemary

Chyppe Sol - 5/9/2022 11:35pm

Job claimed by Captain M Wood 2022-05-12 09:20:20

Hi, hello, Chyppe Sol here with a special offer just for you! I need 268 crates of your perfectly safe and normal black holes in canning jars transported to Tamkar-7 in Andromeda! It's not unstable at all, and so safe you won't even need the virtually indestructible NoDie(tm) Gravity Stabilizer included in every crate. There is no need to magnetically seal your hold, or wear protective suits, because it is very fine and well and good! You can pick up the shipment via that handy-dandy swirling vortex that has always been in your backyard! You will receive 26,000 Spingles upon delivery. Thank you, friend who would never be in any sort of mortal danger!

Captain M Wood 5/12/2022 9:05am

Hello fellow Transporters,
My name is Captain Maia Wood, but you can just call me @Captain M Wood. I use they/them pronouns, and I am pleased to announce that the S S Rosemary is now taking jobs!
However, my first mate @Mirae and I can only do so much by way of hauling heavy objects, and we are in dire need of new crew members.
Meet us at the port of our next announced job, and we'll take you on!
Signing off,
Capt M Wood
S S Rosemary

Mirae 5/12/2022 9:11am

Hey y'all,
So, @Captain M Wood keeps telling me to introduce myself, so here goes.
My name is @Mirae, and I'm the first mate on the S S Rosemary. I use ae/aer pronouns.
Wood keeps poking me, so I guess I'm supposed to add more information.
Anyways, follow the basic format of the first few sentences if you join our crew.
That's all for now,
@Mirae

Captain M Wood 5/12/2022 9:20am

Fellow Transporters!
We at the S S Rosemary are officially taking our first job! We will be delivering black holes in canning jars for our client Chyppe Sol. Our port will be Tamkar-7 in Andromeda, which is a bit out of the way, so we understand if no-one wants to meet us there.
Despite the assurances of the job posting, we will be spending a day black hole proofing our ship and ourselves, and we should be able to deliver in 2 earth days.
SIgning off
Capt M Wood